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u/EfficiencyBrief2138 11h ago
As long as you aren't a bad guy you're fine
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u/NikolaTeslaAllDay 11h ago
*Immediately gets hit by a bullet from a goon
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u/chilldew 10h ago
Classic plot armor moment in every movie. Being the nice guy in a crime thriller is basically a death sentence.
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u/ConflictMaster3155 7h ago edited 5h ago
I like being a tradesman. That way I’m out of there while it’s still daylight and if I ever feel like I’m getting to close to the plot I can just be like “eh, I got big things going on here.. you got any more questions about this octuple homocide or what? Time is money!”
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u/DamaskSorie 5h ago
Sounds like a solid plan. Keeping it professional definitely has its perks, especially in wild situations like that.
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u/choyMj 11h ago
Isn't the hotel supposed to be the safe place?
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u/QUINTONOX 10h ago
yeah but shit always goes down anyway because of john wick…
he killed a man… WITH A FUCKING PENCIL
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 10h ago
OK so John Wick eventually goes insane and becomes The Joker, got it.
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u/Bennu-Babs 11h ago
If you didn't shout good evening Mr Wick you should retire to the countryside and reflect on your life choices.
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u/Absolute_Bob 7h ago
I'd just walk up and ask "Are you working tonight John?" and look relieved if he said no and worried if he said yes.
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u/Naaniiiiiii 11h ago
If he's getting a room, then it's probably the safest place to be
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u/Select-Sandwich-5604 11h ago
If its the Hotel Continental, then run immediately out
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u/FXShop5150 11h ago
Can’t tell if that’s a Johnny Silverhand or John Wick reference, I guess the hotel is the giveaway.
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u/No-Sell-1398 5h ago
Better stay inside. No business can be conducted within Continental grounds. You'll be fine.
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u/Successful-Purple-54 11h ago
Don’t be doing anything stupid on continental property and you’ll be alright. 99.9% have a solid level of honour.
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u/Independent_Ice7274 11h ago
The rule is no hits on the property. You’re safe just don’t leave the hotel.
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u/InFromTheSouth 9h ago
Not as long as you didn't harm any of that man's animals. Also, find a sick camera angle now, you're gonna want to be ready to press record
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u/SavedByTech 9h ago
No business can be conducted on these premises...
You are safe at the Continental...
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u/GrumpyOldmanSr 11h ago
No "business"—including fighting, killing, or executing contracts—is allowed on the premises of the Continental Hotel
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u/auddbot 11h ago
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u/JTGphotogfan 11h ago
If you are in the intercontinental the no it’s the only safe place unless you are that one guy
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u/ThoughtPhysical7457 11h ago
Have you recently hurt a dog or stolen a car? If not, youre probably fine.
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u/_Akshay_Gardener_ 11h ago
Just make sure the hotel is a part of the HIGH table, you should be fine then.
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u/Brownlove010_Real 11h ago
You may want to ask the concierge if the hotel has been deconcencrated. If so.....RUN!
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u/splash19059 11h ago
He doesnt kill civvies, and not seen anyoneone else who is communacdo does either, so push comes to shove your just gonna have some real fun/traumatizing table side theater
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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 11h ago
At least stay in your room with the door locked. Maybe sleep on the floor to help avoid any stray bullets penetrating the door or walls.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 11h ago
People keep asking if I'd like a room and I hadn't really decided, but yeah, I'm thinking I'd enjoy your hospitality!
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u/michael0n 11h ago
As long as you don't have a man bun, a 3000$ dress with a white shirt and deep black tie you should be fine
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u/Adept-Lettuce948 10h ago
Do you think he still talks to his old
buddy?
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u/gwynn19841974 10h ago
Yes - they are very good friends and just appeared together in Waiting for Godot on Broadway
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u/insuranceguynyc 10h ago
I've got to believe that guys like John Wick must kick back now and then on a PTO day. Catch the game; a few beers; a burger - and in bed by 10.
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u/2BoldlyLive 10h ago
If the hotel named Continental, you are on sacred ground. No business on the grounds. You are mostly safe. You ought stay. Unless Mr Wick is excommunicado, or said hotel was “deconsecrated” by the High Table, then quick exit.
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u/Ok-Hovercraft-2440 10h ago
Electro rock classical music started playing. You're now part of the scene.
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u/Hypercane_ 10h ago
He’s fine as he is, the problem would be if he had a tank top, leather pants and aviators on
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u/discombobulationgirl 10h ago
Have you heard Keanu Reeves describe his perfect day? Stay. Go spend a day with John Wick!
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u/Ok-Tennis4825 10h ago
the name of the hotel is "interCONTINENTAL" hotel yea it's true. Definitely you safe bra
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u/Undertaker501st 9h ago
Me and my dog are approaching and asking for directions to GameStop to pick up the new cyber punk game and then asking him if he’s ever heard of it or played lmao
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