r/SipsTea 12h ago

Wait a damn minute! So what’s taking so long?

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u/hallo_its_me 12h ago

This seems way more sensible to me. I understand if the actual underlying crime should be innocent until proven guilty but if you are insane that specifically should be a higher burden of proof .

u/FriedTreeSap 12h ago

I just don’t think unqualified layman in the jury really should be the ones deciding whether someone was clinically insane or not.

The jury should just deliberate on whether the defendant committed the crime in question, if they rule they did, then the defense should be able to request a review by a panel of mental health experts who will be tasked with determining whether the defendant was criminally liable or clinically insane.

u/MCB1317 11h ago

That would require amending the Constitution, which is no longer possible. You couldn't get Congressmen to agree cannbalism should be outlawed if the "other side" proposed the amendment.

u/StreetlampEsq 11h ago edited 11h ago

Hey, if I have my leg amputated, I should have the right to barbecue and eat it with my closest friends.

I thought this was America

u/SolidOk3489 11h ago

It’s not cannibalism, it’s just a fun night out with 3.8 of the boys.

u/MandolinMagi 10h ago

3.6 of the boys- not great-, not terrible

u/name00124 9h ago

Sounds like you agree with Michael Stevens (VSauce, The Rest is Science):

Do Our Bodies Really Belong To Us?

u/filthy_harold 9h ago

Technically and legally, it can be done (except in idaho, cannibalism is banned). The hardest part would be convincing a hospital to release to you what is considered regulated medical waste. Sometimes they make exceptions for religious or deeply personal beliefs, like mothers requesting placentas for burial or cremation, but they probably won't if they think you're going to do something weird. Assuming you can get it released, the next hurdle is making sure it's actually safe to eat. It may have been kept refrigerated in the mortuary but you don't know how long it's been kept at room temperature or if it was exposed to pathogens (plenty of those in hospitals). Another issue is that human muscles do a lot of work. We aren't bred for our meat and generally, the older the animal, the worse the meat is. You likely wouldn't enjoy eating your own leg.

May you do it? Yes (except in Idaho)

Can you do it? Maybe, if you can convince a hospital to release it

Should you do it? No.

u/StreetlampEsq 9h ago edited 9h ago

Remarkably informative and perfectly well reasoned.

As for disagreeing, I Really don't have a leg to stand on

But I'm not wasting any part of this buffalo.

u/ezthrow77 11h ago

No you shouldn't, you're not a butcher and there's food safety to consider. Nothing to do with cannibalism everything to do with not dying shitting yourself !

u/Ucklator 11h ago

He hunts it's ok.

u/ezthrow77 10h ago

Well I've eaten "homemade" venaison before !

u/StreetlampEsq 10h ago edited 9h ago

Hah!

Decent few years as a line/prep cook under my belt

Servsafe certified and all that

And I don't think there's any meat I'd be more familiar with than my own

I'mmm..Yeah, Im gonna go for it!

I don't need the amputation or anything, but goddamn am I hungry

u/ezthrow77 10h ago

It's more about the meat itself, how sure are you that 1 your meat doesn't have bacteria, virus that might survive the cooking process ? 2 doesn't containt heavy metals or problematic medication ? 3 since I suppose there's at least a couple weeks between cutting and eating how sure can you be of the "freshness". Handling food is a complicated thing that's why there's do many regulations most of then at production level ! Not trying to piss in the soup just saying butcher is a hard job !

u/LyndseyBelle 11h ago

Okay Gillian Anderson, settle down.

u/GaylicBread 10h ago

Nice Hannibal reference