r/SipsTea 15h ago

Wait a damn minute! So what’s taking so long?

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u/NY10 15h ago

You know what they say… standard is good but double standard is twice as good

u/RamenChicken8 15h ago

u/Smboto 15h ago

She’d rip out your liver and fry it in a pan.

u/Wakkit1988 15h ago

Doubtful, I'm not her kid.

u/No_Reception7275 15h ago

Lindsey when the opponent is older than 3

u/Smboto 15h ago

Imagine being the girl and watching your brother getting killed and realizing you are next.

u/No_Signal_6969 14h ago

From one of the two people who is supposed to protect you at all costs. That is the most heartbreaking part of it for me.

u/No_Reception7275 55m ago

She killed the oldest first because he would have the best chance of escape once he knew she was killing them, and she hated him the most.

u/SoulTechnicalProblem 15h ago

Most people's livers are not worth it. Just all saturated in the wrong stuff. The modern lifestyle ruins it.

u/Bonked2death 15h ago

Don't worry, I've been marinating mine in whiskey and tequila for years.

u/Voodoo1970 15h ago

And serve with fava beans and a nice chianti

Thththththththththth

u/favorite_sardine 15h ago

I just got out of a toxic relationship. Yeah, my ex made me gassy. -This psycho, probably.