So what’s taking so long?

[u/untitledprp4]

[u/Unlikely-Cow7749]

Texas and Massachusetts are very different states.

[u/Thegaykid93 → u/[deleted]]

Pretty much, just a bunch of mini countries in a giant trench coat

[u/Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat → u/Thegaykid93]

I didn't know they made trench coats that big

[u/LolaAucoin → u/Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat]

They’re for Paul Bunyan.

[u/Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat → u/LolaAucoin]

How many foxes could you fit in one of those?

[u/LumplessWaffleBatter → u/Thegaykid93]

Except for Delaware.  That's just New Jersey pretending to be Maryland.

[u/tzomby1 → u/Thegaykid93]

I guess we could even call it an union of many states, like Related states of America or smth