r/SipsTea 15d ago

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/LuvlyG 15d ago

The funny part is that Odysseus wasn't even trying to be celibate he was trying to get home to Penelope while getting repeatedly detained by powerful women his journey had more romantic complications than a soap opera.

u/farfromjordan 15d ago

He banged both witches. 

u/Cafrilly 14d ago

This is (slightly) off topic but I was reading Mythology by Edith Hamilton and got to the part about Jason, the Golden Fleece, and Medea. It's kinda crazy how much Medea solo carried that group, yet whenever I heard it mentioned in contemporary pop culture it was all about Jason.

Seriously, she gives him invincibility powder, tells him how to defeat the dragon-stone-men, charms the Serpent, is key in defeating the last Bronze Man, and more I'm probably forgetting.

Then Jason goes fuck boi on her.

u/smokeweedNgarden 14d ago

When Hera is your patron and telling all the other Gods how cool you are...y ou really shouldn't leave the mother of your children for politics. 

You've just embarrassed Hera. Could have asked Hercules how that turns out