r/SipsTea Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/No_Syrup_9167 Jul 31 '26

"My wife plans on getting pregnant, and I'd sure like to be there!"

u/jackrabbit323 Jul 31 '26

A female friendly version: trying to get pregnant, and it's the only days your husband is available.

u/HandToDog Jul 31 '26

That isn’t anywhere near friendly but still somehow female friendly

u/Glad_Woodpecker_6033 Aug 02 '26

could always say "I plan on trying to get pregnant, but don't intend on being successful"