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r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Jul 29 '26
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Using that same logic, if I come back from lunch after 29 minutes, does that mean I can leave at 5pm?
• u/billiam53 Jul 29 '26 Skip lunch and take the next 3 1/2 days off. • u/freerangetacos Jul 29 '26 I'll take a 22 minute lunch and stay home every day. • u/SensuallPineapple Jul 30 '26 Take 21 minute and now they have to work you https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY Make them deliver your lunch • u/freerangetacos Jul 31 '26 I'll take a 0 minute lunch, stay home, and assume ownership of the company. Perhaps a negative infinity lunch and own the entire universe.
Skip lunch and take the next 3 1/2 days off.
• u/freerangetacos Jul 29 '26 I'll take a 22 minute lunch and stay home every day. • u/SensuallPineapple Jul 30 '26 Take 21 minute and now they have to work you https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY Make them deliver your lunch • u/freerangetacos Jul 31 '26 I'll take a 0 minute lunch, stay home, and assume ownership of the company. Perhaps a negative infinity lunch and own the entire universe.
I'll take a 22 minute lunch and stay home every day.
• u/SensuallPineapple Jul 30 '26 Take 21 minute and now they have to work you https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY Make them deliver your lunch • u/freerangetacos Jul 31 '26 I'll take a 0 minute lunch, stay home, and assume ownership of the company. Perhaps a negative infinity lunch and own the entire universe.
Take 21 minute and now they have to work you
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY
Make them deliver your lunch
• u/freerangetacos Jul 31 '26 I'll take a 0 minute lunch, stay home, and assume ownership of the company. Perhaps a negative infinity lunch and own the entire universe.
I'll take a 0 minute lunch, stay home, and assume ownership of the company. Perhaps a negative infinity lunch and own the entire universe.
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u/lostinthesnakepit Jul 29 '26
Using that same logic, if I come back from lunch after 29 minutes, does that mean I can leave at 5pm?