George auditions for a commercial and gets cast as the “before” guy.

Jerry gets asked to do voiceover work but discovers he sounds robotic when trying to voice act.

Kramer enlists Newman’s help in trying to find the person who played Kramer’s favorite cartoon character when he was a kid.

Jerry & Kramer are having dinner, when an old acquaintance of Jerry's walks by the table. Jerry turns his head & hides his face with his hand. Kramer notices & asks Jerry "what's up with that?". Jerry explains, that he was avoiding the passerby, because everytime he talks to him, he hard sells his country club, trying to get Jerry to join it. That's all he ever talks about, on and on and on. Jerry explains that he did go to the country club once to check it out, but everyone he met there seemed like an elitist, entitled, a-hole. Jerry also comments that whenever he is out & about, & sees someone with a membership pin on the lapel of their jacket, denoting they are a member of that particular country club, he avoids talking to that person, assuming they are also elitist, entitled a-holes.

Kramer thinks that's awesome! He wishes out loud that everyone would wear a pin on their jackets denoting what kind of a-hole they are. It would save so much time & energy Kramer exclaims!

Looking around, they start making up stories about the restaurant patrons, and what it would say on their lapel pins, if they had "what kind of a-hole I am" pins.

Please comment with what kind of stories & pins u think they would come up with for the restaurant patrons, or for each other. Also, what kind of pin would someone u personally know wear, or what would your own pin say?