Why do I have to get up?

[u/Ipoogoodforyou]

[u/Laskalove1305]

So you can do a poo.

[u/Moist_Rule9623]

I mean eventually you gotta take a piss, but 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/Gadgetphile]

So you can get to work and earn some money, duh.

[u/Max_castle8145]

Who told you , you had to?

[u/RhapsodyCaprice]

Back is sore

[u/3ndt1m3s]

You don't. Go back to sleep.

[u/Key_Ad7306]

Because you were made for greater things than mere comfort.

[u/Waagtod]

So your girlfriend doesn't look for someone who can

[u/Ultrasaurio]

to avoid harming your health

[u/generic_genius]

because it’s a school day..?