Art by @PodoBrick

The only ones i think that can be gentle enough in bed is sanguinia, corvess and probably Juno

I miss looking at these comics. I don't know what happened, but I miss them. I was all sorts of excited to read them.

Like, any kind of pet. When I think of the Primarchs getting a pet, I imagine maybe Sanguinia getting a golden retriever, or Hestia going up to a fire breathing dragon, be it a real massive one or a Komodo dragon and going "mine".

What do you guys think?

Great Weather, a lovely beach, and some wonderful bonding between Empress and Izma. God, I love sharkgirls.

Hey guys, Objective Thought here.
I wanted to post a poll, but Reddit is being weird about that- not sure how to fix it, but I’ll figure it out.

In the meanwhile, I wanted to start writing again. Life has been rocky to say the least, but it warms my heart to know that there are some people who really enjoy my stupid little stories.

In the spirit of that, I wanted to ask you guys for some help- I’ve reached an impasse; I just can’t decide what to do next.
Perhaps you good people might be able to help me out?

Who do you guys want to hear about next?

1. Iron Love (Perturaba x Trinket - the next chapter)
2. Nightingale (SO of Corax, pretty much 40K Batman with DID)
3. Whirlwind (SO of the Khan, a warrior and a poet alike)
4. Moonbeam (Cthonia’s Crescent Heart - finish the story?)

Again, I apologize that I couldn’t post a poll- I know that would have been easier.
If it’s not too much trouble, perhaps drop a comment? I’d sure be appreciative.

Keep it Objective 🫡

EDIT: I’ll manually tally ‘votes’ in a few days, so please- let me know who you’d like to hear about next with a comment :)

I went off vibes and a few personal headcanons with this. It took like 20 minutes with some reshuffling. This dating sim would be similar Bioware games like ME & DA, BG3 and a bit of Persona where your actions and dialogue options plays a heavy role in your romance

Easy is what most if not all players get for their first playthrough without any major issue

Moderate takes a bit of save scumming and second guessing some of your dialogue and actions. Their romance is longer

Hard requires you to make HYPER specific choices throughout your playthrough. You won't get the romance until the near end of the GC stage of the game or early HH

Expert. You need a lot of things to go right with it and make some very questionable choices

We were dating? You don't know how the hell it happened but it happened. Maybe you were pursuing someone else or going for a Bachelor run. Out of nowhere after a random mission or when you start the game again, you get that familiar cutscene signally that you romanced them.

Steam Guide & Playthoughs. Yeah buddy if you're achievement hunting this would be one of the last ones you'll get. You need to pre-plan to the max starting from the character creation screen.

Wait till Sunday

Art by https://x.com/soulacquisition/status/2090770152099041341?s=46

Another trip to The Age ot Sigmar

Who would you want to date

There’s only really one why to have a normal Ork conversation. On the bright side, Lover and Grizzskull helped clear out an infestation of Genestealer Cultists.