Never surrender to the tie-ranny!

[u/ansyhrrian]

[u/IMadeYouLuke]

“Huh”

The 40 watt lightbulb sizzling to life in real time

[u/Whole_Rough7066 → u/IMadeYouLuke]

You'r insulting all 40 watt lightbulb. 😏

[u/therealkgreezy → u/Whole_Rough7066]

The lowest watt lightbulb is 2 watts - this is even too much

[u/violenceistheQstn → u/therealkgreezy]

I think the filament is broken

[u/notJustaFart → u/IMadeYouLuke]

That's generous. I'm thinking a single bulb on a string of lights wrapped around the 'family wreath' is probably only 2 watts and you know it's not a sophisticated LED just like they didn't even get their GED before knocking up their sister-cousin.

The real war on Christmas...

[u/Necessary-Eye5319 → u/notJustaFart]

Like a single light on a fairy light strand.

[u/notyouraverageskippy → u/notJustaFart]

I'm thinking the dude is that bug that's flying to those bug zappers and the gotcha moment is the zzzzzz sound when the bug hits it.

[u/TheAncientMillenial → u/IMadeYouLuke]

That ain't even bio-luminescent glow....

[u/WA2TX → u/IMadeYouLuke]

This guy is too dumb to be friends with Beavis and Butthead.

[u/GUMBYtheOG → u/IMadeYouLuke]

Dude prob doesn’t even know he was arrested or anything about gun

[u/Effective-Bandicoot8 → u/IMadeYouLuke]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0Hb6X0uL3uFfroBw77

[u/Downtown-Creme-9840 → u/IMadeYouLuke]

A firefly is brighter than this guy…

https://giphy.com/gifs/jS22oj34ZGTEO5utva

[u/ansyhrrian]

"huh?"

[u/LazyDistrict3343 → u/ansyhrrian]

Magas answer every time the damn facts are used.

[u/bsEEmsCE → u/LazyDistrict3343]

well its because they never heard the facts from any of their media

[u/Training_Chemist_259 → u/ansyhrrian]

Never surrender to tire ants.

[u/scottj65 → u/ansyhrrian]

This one goes in your mouth, this one goes in your butt. Oh wait…

[u/Smooth-Weekend-2314]

Murrica's future right there, ladies and gentlemen.

[u/Denver-Ski → u/Smooth-Weekend-2314]

Worse than Idiocracy

[u/Effective-Bandicoot8 → u/Smooth-Weekend-2314]

[u/Double_You_6356 → u/Smooth-Weekend-2314]

Huh?

[u/No_Scene_2189]

Has to be staged. Real Trump supporters are way dumber than that kid.

[u/Whole_Rough7066]

[u/Fit-Significance-436]

Who said “I love the uneducated”

[u/Mission-Opposite-705]

They really are the most uneducated

[u/narco-sub-admiral → u/Mission-Opposite-705]

Huh?

[u/MaliciousIntentWorks]

His brain cells caught in fire trying to figure that out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukqBV7WM4BQ4w

[u/SuperWarning6038]

I get something about Mary Hitchhiker vibes.
“No, No, No, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s coming up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes, you won’t even get your heart rate going. Not even a mouse on a wheel man!”

[u/Shot_Revolution8828 → u/SuperWarning6038]

Step into my office! Cause youre FUCKING FIRED!"

[u/Timbucktwo1230]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2iBsieTJ3eO1q

[u/narco-sub-admiral]

That "Huh?" is measured in megatons.

[u/Rich_cranium2025]

That’s fake, that dude has more than one tooth. Can’t be a yam supporter.

[u/OmgHowww]

Lmao stumped. Imagine that.

[u/Schyznik]

If he pronounces it tirony he won’t get the irony.

[u/GrouchyLongBottom]

I refuse to believe this is real. Although, I have met more than a few people like this, or worse. What a pickle we are in.

[u/melpec]

You know in D&D when somehow you can do damage with your INT skill...

[u/Stunning-West-8672]

how does he eat without choking to death

[u/ZmanB-Bills]

No one surrenders to this punk AH. NO ONE!

[u/Constant-Brief3410]

What it means is fight against real justice and let big money and political judges win

[u/Luckys0474]

These go to 11.

[u/GreenFuzzyMalachite]

His brain stopped.

[u/Several-Vanilla-8503]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB

[u/Winter-Necessary-110]

His base. 😆

[u/JR_RXO]

[u/Effective-Bandicoot8]

[u/Awkward_Broccoli_997]

I think this guy’s pretty funny generally, but this one feels a little mean. That guy he’s talking to is medically slow - like, probably incapable of having a job kind of slow. I’d leave this one alone.

[u/PhatCatTax → u/Awkward_Broccoli_997]

I think you grossly underestimate the poor education and slow demeanor in rural communities. It "feels" mean, and yet these people literally enjoy it when Republicans hurt immigrants and minorities.

Being respectful to morally abhorrent people is exactly why we're in this situation.

Hard pass.
Zero sympathy for bad people.

[u/narco-sub-admiral → u/Awkward_Broccoli_997]

....huh?

[u/Infinite_Run_4541]

However, it does make sense if Trump represents the tyranny and locking him up is the result of not surrendering.

[u/OutrageousCrab9224]

Ill show you the but part

[u/Fit_Explorer_2566]

Priceless.

[u/CriticalDiscipline4]

This has to be fake. No one is that stupid.

[u/TX0834 → u/CriticalDiscipline4]

His cult actually is that stupid.

[u/PhatCatTax → u/CriticalDiscipline4]

Welcome to rural America and Red State education.

[u/Sistahmelz]

I think it should be "butt" lol

[u/Low_Scholar1118]

These people are just on the verge of drooling idiocy

[u/Wind2Energy]

“Tire-any” is hilarious!

[u/Visible_Let_5516]

😂

[u/Aggravating_Bat3618]

These are the people who voted for him. 

[u/Gilead-is-here]

What a dumbass.

[u/endomarkets]

No wonder trump likes the uneducated people.

[u/JR_RXO]

[u/Icy-Decision-4530]

This guy still hasn’t figured it out

[u/Nperal]

His worst nightmare

[u/SalmonPrince]

A dude who dodged the draft three times is a role model for never surrendering. Lol

[u/FoulBowelTowelDowel]

Like a dry gourd with 1 seed rattling around inside.

[u/No-Tomatillo3698]

The silence was deafening. Dude never thought about that one before. 

[u/bunstopher]

Man without the audience’s laughter it just sounds depressing

[u/Mammoth-Composer-740]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdt6TMZNquAHbiezD6