r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

Post image
Upvotes

76 comments sorted by

u/qualityvote2 4h ago edited 8m ago

Remember when r/PeterExplainsTheJoke wasn’t a meme? Pepperidge Farm remembers…

Does this post belong in our subreddit?

If so, please upvote this comment!

Otherwise, downvote this comment!

Then maybe you go out and buy yourself some of those distinctive Milano cookies.


(Vote is ending in approximately 14 hour)

u/ApparentlyRythium 4h ago

Fingers are together in the second one. The joke is sex.

u/Silly-Power 4h ago

The thumb is also much larger. 

u/ToxicIndigoKittyGold 4h ago

The joke is sesbian lex but it os the clipped fingernails in the second image, because long fingernails can hurt. A variation on this post.

u/farfetched22 4h ago

Her nails are the same in the second image...

u/Prestigious-Sky2231 3h ago

The index finger is also clipped, indicating an increase in….size

u/DrEmanuelLagos 2h ago

They're not clipped. The fingers are just angled away from the camera more

u/JaySlay2000 3h ago

Jokes aside, I've never understood the pointer-middle finger thing, because to me, middle-ring feels far more... Ergonomic?

u/germanfinder 2h ago

100% agree I always use middle and ring

u/AliveCryptographer85 2h ago

I think the pointer taking point is more of a dexterity thing…most of us aren’t worried about potential OSHA violations in the bedroom

u/Chiron-Femboy3674 4h ago

You are right about that

u/ApparentlyRythium 4h ago

While this is a common joke it is not the case here, the fingernails are the same length in both, just a different angle, you can see the same amount of nail to the sides of each finger

u/zombieduck96 4h ago

Why is this being downvoted? 

u/Fuzzy-Welcome-4650 4h ago

You blind? lol

It's the pointer and middle finger on the right hand.

u/underthingy 4h ago

Theyre talking about the post image not the comment one. 

u/ApparentlyRythium 4h ago

Argue about the hand writing, I did this on my phone, but here's an explanation

u/AliveCryptographer85 2h ago

Yeah, they wanted to make a tired old joke but were too lazy to trim their janky nails for the bit. I don’t think this is worth analyzing to death (or at all, for that matter)

u/Leafye 3h ago

It's the same hand.

Bro is unaware that the camera can move closer to the object.

u/Silly-Power 1h ago

Bro is unaware of the immature poem that begins with "two in the..."

u/Mindless-Ninja-3321 3h ago

I assumed repeatedly broken fingers since this is my resting posture and sex typically results in my of a "live long amd prospure" gesture, but Im male do whay do I know?

u/GreatestGreekGuy 4h ago

Quagmire here. Giggity.

You see, lesbians like to use their fingers (not as much as I do though, giggity). Her ring finger nail is clipped on the right, when she's in a relationship. Giggity. So she can do the do with her lesbian lover. Giggity.

u/Efficient-Safety-316 4h ago

Why is her thumb swollen?

u/dr-satan85 4h ago

Unrelated rock climbing accident

u/Ok_Drag5089 3h ago

She was changing the fan belt of the Subaru.

u/timsfsn 4h ago

Clit work. It’s now muscular.

u/kizzt 4h ago

Working out those muscles…

u/Top-Extent3009 3h ago

Bitten by her Airedale.

u/riotz1 2h ago

Two in the pink, one in the stink…swollen from being gripped by a butthole? 😂

u/CUEUECOMBER 1h ago

caught it in her carabiner

u/Neither_Pear4669 4h ago

I think we know why 😂

u/farfetched22 4h ago

Quagmire her nails are the same. You're too distracted by sex.

u/Born-Dark-2815 4h ago

Great job Quagmire. So nice to hear from someone on the show.

u/Ok-Mushroom-8153 3h ago

This is funny because it’s wrong lmao. The two fingers instinctively poised together are the tell

u/Perhaps_A_Person 4h ago

Probably a reference to fingering (not the instrumental kind), if you look closely the middle two fingers are closer together in the married image, implying they do it a lot more than when single.

Sesbian lex

checks script: do I need to be a family guy character? I don't even watch that show, why am I even here?

u/CarpetNext6123 2h ago

just say you're lois. she has experience in this area.

u/W0rdWaster 4h ago

i mean....wouldn't the single one be doing the same exercise by herself because they didn't have a gym partner?

u/Over_Cake9611 3h ago

Giggity. We have toys for that too

u/BoondocksSaint95 4h ago

"What a peculiar hand position those fingers are in"

"The better to finger you with, my dear."

The joke is sesbian lex.

u/Thales_of_Mileetus 4h ago

The way the two middle fingers in the pic on the right are closer together implies that's they way they finger their lady.

u/ShrmpHvnNw 4h ago

This photo is shocking

u/Xaphnir 4h ago

those are not the fingernails of a lesbian

u/Distinct-Web7120 4h ago

A bottom maybe? But like, the pillow princess kind.

u/AutoModerator 4h ago

OP, so your post is not removed, please reply to this comment with your best guess of what this meme means! Everyone else, this is PETER explains the joke. Have fun and reply as your favorite fictional character for top level responses!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

u/Global_Restaurant794 4h ago

Idk they look the same to me

u/bard_2 4h ago

it means you give them both a good hard smack

u/zillabirdblue 4h ago

The index finger on the left looks dangerous. 😂

u/TokiVideogame 4h ago

if you know how to please you know the joke

u/Avocado_sensei95 4h ago

One in the hand, worth two in the bush

u/Nervous_Big_3818 4h ago

The nails yall

u/RedSix2447 4h ago

Trimmed nails and second pic is two in the pink.

u/freyjasdotir 3h ago

All the people pretending that the nails are not the exact same in both pictures (look at the edge of the tip of the fingers and you can see the corners of the nails) are missing the fact that the two fingers in the middle are together because that's how we finger our girlfriends.

u/jarboxing 1h ago

But they aren't together. They just aren't as far apart as the other photo.

u/freyjasdotir 1h ago

The point of the meme is that it's the two fingers that lesbians use (generally, not always, just the most comfortable for most of us). If in a relationship and sęxually active, then the fingers are going to be kinda "stuck" in that position, aka not spread apart completely. Again though, the nails are the exact same length in both pictures, it's just the angles that we are seeing the fingers from since they are in a different position.

u/jarboxing 1h ago

I think it's not about the fingers, but the difference in muscularity.

u/freyjasdotir 1h ago

It's the exact same hand taken in the exact same place at the exact same point in time. There's no difference in the muscle. It is the position of the fingers. I know from experience lol.

u/Jay2Kaye 3h ago

Not with those nails she isn't.

u/Tall-Experience4962 3h ago

Fingernails

u/Over_Cake9611 3h ago

There is a longer nail on the pointer finger of the single lesbian. Active lesbians keep their nails short and softly filed down so there is not a chance of hurting their girlfriend. Giggity

u/Skater_Potater2006 3h ago

Could it be something to do with wearing rings? Like you can tell if a straight girl is taken or not based on whether shes wearing a wedding ring on her ring finger, but some lesbians maybe don't participate in that social custom? Shes wearing the same jewelry in both pictures, so the joke is that you can't tell whether shes in a relationship or not?

u/girlwithwateringcan 3h ago

single girl has ring on to not get asked out by guys. taken girl has ring on as an actual wedding band (and also to not get asked out by guys)

u/jarboxing 1h ago

Wrong hand

u/Impossible-Muffin474 2h ago

That rings must hurt

u/JeanPolleketje 1h ago

just check te finger-fingers…

u/jarboxing 1h ago

I think it's because the second hand is more muscular. Meaning lesbians in relationships use their hands more.

u/TheFlexOffenderr 11m ago

She's finger punching coochie cuz

u/compleximago 7m ago

It's the nails, gang

u/throwawayfan2552 4h ago

Has op never gotten laid ?

u/215ls 4h ago

This is reddit. So yeah, probably

u/KirbyStarWarrior42 4h ago

Tbf, it's pretty easy to overlook the fingers being closer together in the second image.

u/LarkspurLad 4h ago

What stood out to me the most was the lines on her palm being more defined in the second one, perhaps from using them more roughly for the "come hither" formation or for, ahem, making a fist.

u/candnhen 4h ago

They like rings