r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation PETAH explain the changes

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u/Skychu768 1d ago

Who even equates political ideology to sex appeal?

Anyway OOP is fascist

u/Unlucky_Air6125 1d ago

Sure? Communism has pretty perky gazongas.

u/Ok_Cook_3098 1d ago

Its actually has historian reasons

In the udssr food was ether subsidized (so very cheap, fresh bread was cheaper then pig food) or its was basically a novelty food , yes yes there was stuff in between like cucumbers which where subsidized in summer and expensive in the winter, thats why people in easter europe pickle there cucumbers, its was basically free food, get some pickles, get some bread and you have basically 50% of a meal for "free"

so why big gazongas?

Milk

do the math, milk wasent subsidized, people needed to find a way, to evolve....

u/KeroseneZanchu 1d ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Also ironic because irl it works the exact opposite. Modern agriculture over prioritizes pregnant cows compared to historically, and the hormones in it cause earlier and larger breast growth (on average).

u/nocapnonert 23h ago

So capitalism literally invented bigger gazongas using modern dairy farming? The invisible hand works in mysterious ways.

u/smorgues 23h ago

A rising tide lifts all tits.

u/athosjesus 21h ago

Presidential campaign slogan right there.

u/OnYourHonor 21h ago

O captain, my captain!

u/Stock-Ad3674 19h ago

We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at some fantastic cans.

u/RavenGentlyRapping 20h ago

Didn`t realize they functioned as flotation devices.

u/Which_Wrap8263 20h ago

They do, though, in total seriousness. Fat is less dense than water.

u/DarthJarJarJar 20h ago

*A hoisting bra

u/Wheatabix11 13h ago

building a bridge to tits

u/Turnip-for-the-books 3h ago

It was actually milk that was trickling down

u/DependentRoyal3001 22h ago

I'm still skeptical of this info to be honest. I used to tell it to everyone when I was younger but around the time I turned 22 I remembered that I had originally read it in Playboy and it probably wasn't the most trustworthy information.

u/IntelligentTheory872 21h ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's just that having better access to rich and nutritional food all day every day means you'll go through a healthy early puberty that can pack on body fat in places that you couldn't always if you didn't know when your next meal of boiled boot would be.

The same reason we're several inches taller on average than our ancestors. A surplus of food from an early age means we can get the most out of our growing bodies.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 19h ago

Tens of billions of small-breasted women have had children, my guy. Humans are not "selectively breeding" for big tits.

u/somethingbrite 20h ago

Yes. (probably)

The communist tits are fake because as every good communist knows...

"Propertits is theft"

u/iconocrastinaor 21h ago

Not just bazongas! Honkers, headlights and torpedoes, too.

u/spartaxwarrior 21h ago

Supplemental hormones associated with breast growth increase the chance of breast cancer, which in turn can mean no gazongas.

u/KingHunter150 20h ago

The invisible hand touched me last night too

u/Kurai_Hada_Ichi 16h ago

We just talked about the USSR reaching food security. How are you attributing farming to capitalism?

u/Academic-Bakers- 15h ago

That and much better access to protein.

u/Nuttednutela 12h ago

I like the growth

u/ismellmyownfarts2 8h ago

No, the body digests the hormones and breaks them down to the point they cant enter the bloodstream and change your endocrine system, man or woman. Anyone who believes otherwise is a schizo.

u/SnooHabits3326 4h ago

Who invented?
There is no -ism creating stuff. Only people

u/TheWarOstrich 22h ago

Is that why man boobs are so prevalent?

u/PixelFlyerXD 21h ago

.....noted drinks glass of milk

u/PlsNoNotThat 22h ago

See the history of MDI on milk over production for those interested.

u/Unlucky_Air6125 1d ago

Ah, sure... tits for the masses!

Those aren't your tits, they are OUR tits... sounds a bit intrusive, but I'm in!

u/Ok_Cook_3098 1d ago

you cant throw over a gouverment if you to busy to suck on the massiv titties of you gf

u/IgnatiusDrake 23h ago

Massive lovely titties for the titty-loving masses!

u/Sza_666 20h ago

STATE SUBSIDISED SOVIET BIG TITTY GF! GLORY TO THE SOVIET UNION!

u/Unlucky_Air6125 20h ago

*Soviet Onion

u/Sza_666 20h ago

u/KingHunter150 20h ago

I think you're laboring under a missapprehension.

u/shellshockandliquor 23h ago

Huh... Maybe communist isn't that bad I just need to checks papper loose my ability to choose for tits... That's me with a girlfriend!

u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 1d ago

Food was dirt cheap if you could find it. Most blocks also had some subsistence gardens in my country because there was sufficient space between thrm to fence them off, cucumbers would be harvestable a few times throughout the summer, so were tomatoes. In the autumn you'd swap to carrots and cabbage. The last allotment i remember was 1/4th of a loaf per person per day so my family got over 0.5kg of bread, 3/4ths of a loaf. But sometimes they simply wouldn't have bread and you couldn't get yesterday's lost allotment, today. Given this, everyone was guarding their block gardens like their life depended on it.

u/SavageSwordShamazon 20h ago

The price controls were one of the problems. The bread vs pig feed thing is because a loaf of bread was locked at 16 kopecks (kopeck is basically a penny). Because making food cheap was part of the social contract; no more famines. State set bread prices (and everything else) and your wages, so things were priced and you were paid enough to live. Theoretically.

The problem was that a loaf of bread did not cost 16 kopecks to produce. People could buy as much as they wanted, till the bakery ran out. It was one of the things that wasn't rationed. So you could talk to your buddy who does the bakery delivery so you know when the bread comes in, and you buy up all you can. You take it to your garden, dacha (country cottage), or house if you live in a village, and you feed pigs with it. Pork is worth a lot more than bread, so you feed the pigs bread that was meant for people, price controlled so people could buy it.

So whoever showed up later to the bakery got not enough bread or no bread. There was never enough consumer goods because of this disconnect between prices, production costs and wages. You had to wait in line for everything; stores were the old general store model. You go up to the counter, and you tell the clerk what you want, and they tell you what they have and what they're allowed to or willing to sell to you. It was all about being first in line, or even better, knowing someone who'd put some aside for you. People had money to buy things, but there wasn't enough supply to meet demand. You would go to the store with your money and come away emptyhanded. Being connected was the most important thing; important people could get things easily that normal folks never touched.

Part of this was the inherent inefficiencies in a centrally planned economy. The bureaucracy that controlled how much bread to provide in a city was slow and everything had to be run up the chain. People also fudged numbers to enrich themselves (produce more but lie on the official numbers so they could sell the surplus off themselves) or produce more or less because it served some political purpose for your own network of influence's benefit (make more of one thing because it showed the factory manager was doing well or cut production of something else so a rival who needs that product falls behind). A big part is just the price and wage controls, which was the easiest lever to work and the one they were most reluctant to use. Bread prices caused the revolution.

u/Billy_The_Mid 8h ago

Great write-up. The problems with this system are endemic to all systems of price controls. We've had our own experiences with it in the USA, though not as bad as the USSR did.

u/Ok-Hair7997 21h ago

Yah OP seems 14 years old. Just heard whatever wanted to hear about USSR. If USSR was a leader of anything in food it was food lines. Waiting for four hours a day in them because of how scarce they often were. Things like milk and vegetables.

u/Ok_Cook_3098 21h ago

u/JGHFunRun 19h ago

This is a Reuter’s article, not a CIA paper (just released by them). It’s not a proper analysis; it’s a single journalist giving their interpretation of the data.

I believe the data. But the analysis is a single, overly simple line — “Generally held nutritional standards suggest individuals need fewer calories,
less meat, less sugar and more grain to stay fit.”

Quantity matters, as does lifestyle, not just proportion. This standard is somewhat applicable to the average American’s diet and lifestyle, but even then it’s oversimplified and potentially dangerous. Overeating is still healthier than undereating/starvation, even though neither is good.

- The average Soviet wasn’t getting as much food TOTAL. That factoidal standard is only applicable when you are overeating.

  • The average Soviet had a more active job (office work wasn’t as common); this means that they need more calories and protein.

Your brain is almost entirely fat and water, and it runs on sugar.

u/baconboner69xD 21h ago

Bro that is literally one page lol

u/Ok_Cook_3098 21h ago

yeah and its more then enough

u/JGHFunRun 19h ago

No, it’s not.

- The article is written by a journalist, not a nutritionalist.

  • The analysis is a single line, stating a common oversimplification.
  • We are discussing starvation, but article only analyzes the % components of the diet.

u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 21h ago

Firstly, who is this true for? Party members in moscow? It may be true on average if it contains the caviar class but the life of the average citizen it was common to skip a couple of meals a week on top of rationing. Secondly, even in this file do you not see how this is a worse diet?

u/icearus 21h ago

unlike the glorious us of a. where no one has ever skipped a meal. or in the current successors of the ussr( eastern europe, central asia) who have converted to capitalism and have never not full bellies since

u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 21h ago

I don't care about usian brained freaks such as yourself.

Yes. As in the successors where at least meals are affordable and there are public services in place for those who don't.

But the absolute peak stupid of your comment is implying that because less than 1% of the population is dirt poor that somehow compares to most of a population being dirt poor.

u/icearus 20h ago

How many statistics can fit in your rectum at a time? Need help with a physics problem please

u/Easy-Purple 18h ago

If that’s your only comeback you’re truly lost in the weeds ideologically

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u/Informal_Cry687 19h ago

No one says the US is or was a utopia but it says a lot about you utopian ideology if it can't feed people better than capitalism. In fact it did worse than capitalism before basically any consumer protections or government programs were started. During the great depression, which of course wasn't a great time to be alive and is the time most people point to, to show how bad capitalism is, life expectancy in the US actually increased.

u/S_T_P 19h ago

can't feed people better than capitalism

Capitalism isn't just First World, but also Third World that is forced to provide it with cheap labour and raw materials.

Also, capitalism when USSR was around wasn't nearly as pretty as you imagine it to be.

u/No_West3812 10h ago

Capitalism is bad it's just the others are even worse.

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u/Select-Ad7146 18h ago

They said that humans evolved big boobs because bread was cheap and milk was scarce. They were joking.

u/ChevalierMal_Fet 19h ago

It’s always funny to me how westerners’ idea of living under communist governments differs so greatly from the realities of living under communist governments.

I am sympathetic to the ideals of communism, and while I don’t think it was entirely wretched and terrible, I’m sure there were a fair number of challenges that most of us in the USA have never experienced.

u/Clam-Choader 23h ago

Milk cannons

u/neocwbbr_ 21h ago

So you saying big gazongas was cheeper than having a cow? Would the State own one gazonga if your wife had two gazongas? And if your neighbor’s wife had no gazongas, could he drink from your wife’s gazongas? Or at least from the one gazonga owned by the state?

Man Im confused

u/Ok_Cook_3098 21h ago

i dont know men

i just suck at them and everything makes sense

u/Saddly_true 20h ago

no.. Lived in Central Europe in Poland .. not true.. Thats just how it was drawn in propaganda.. there are significant more large chested ladies in the US

u/Available_Log_8883 20h ago

They had nothing. They were starved and rationed or killed for speaking out. Get over it. Bolshevism is dead

u/GB10031 20h ago

"UDSSR"?

u/Terrible-D 20h ago

*their

u/Terrible-Pool-7603 20h ago

Cheaper than

u/Frequent_Measurement 17h ago

Funny enough, you’re not entirely wrong. Protein and standardized nutrition aided greatly during the Soviet period (post WW2). Meat became much more readily available to the general population as did other high protein food sources. Higher protein & generally improved nutrition leads to a growing. Look at height averages in Asia and how they’re creeping up. Good diet and peace = bigger boobs for all. Eventually.

Factor in (distant) future human expansion in space and you remove gravity from the equation haha.

u/FiredScientist 16h ago

Wtf man, stop surfing internet, go outside and touch grass

u/Ok_Cook_3098 16h ago

NEVER!

u/FoleyX90 15h ago

Based

u/SiofraRiver 14h ago

That fucking twist at the end....

u/Ok_Cook_3098 12h ago

You should saw my face as I was at the first time at my gf apartment and she asked if I want milk for my coffe

u/konstantin19911 2h ago

They were not subsidized, and all production facilities were state-owned

u/Big-Ratio5137 1h ago

They were starving what are you smoking lol

u/BOOMERbatch 22h ago

Mf just saying shit

u/VanGrants 20h ago

never seen so many typos in one paragraph before

u/hopopo 21h ago

cucumbers which where subsidized in summer and expensive in the winter, thats why people in easter europe pickle there cucumbers

Congratulations! This is by far the stupidest thing I have seen on Reddit, in a very long time. That is a hard thing to accomplish!!

You are exceptional lunatic to say the least. lol

u/Ok_Cook_3098 20h ago

so you say my Ukrainian babushka lied to me?

u/hopopo 20h ago edited 20h ago

People started pickling food over 4000 years ago, and the reason is because of food being seasonal, so that it can last longer, and not because of communism and subsidies.

It is done everywhere from Korea to Slovenia and everywhere in between.

u/Ok_Cook_3098 20h ago

are you autistic?

like without any bad tough or something

u/hopopo 18h ago

Oh, were you making a joke?

u/SnooWalruses9984 1d ago

No

Subsidies only exist in private economies. In USSR and second world countries there was a planned economy where companies, including agricultural land were state property. The state delegated managers and determined what need to be produced in what quantity and be sold at set price. This lead to overproduction in some areas and underproduction in some areas. So bread was cheap when it could be bought. They figured it out in a few decades and you could buy bread and other simple products pretty consistently.

Of course in later periods the state gave up full planned economy and let people produce ( on their own free time after the obligatory work hours) , that's where a lot of better products came later.

u/Ok_Cook_3098 23h ago

nope

thats still called subsidized

State enforced selling under market prize

u/SnooWalruses9984 23h ago

It's not state enforced selling as the state determines a price for it's own company - a part of itself.

u/bishdoe 23h ago

Nazbol, a fascist with Stalinist aesthetics.

u/miklilar 22h ago

Or Stalinist with fascist aesthetics... Those are really not that far away from each other

u/Asleep_Project_5252 10h ago

Both were anti-modernist philisitinism.

u/Express-Economist-86 22h ago

Ain’t that them black ghosty bois from the lord of the rings?

u/ChainHungry1013 14h ago

that is just social democracy

u/Pappa_Crim 1d ago

Maybe he is a Stalinist/Maoist

u/Unlucky_Air6125 1d ago

Or maybe they're a Commie Nazi...

u/Elegant-Lawfulness25 23h ago

The technical term for that is Nazbol.

u/Unlucky_Air6125 23h ago

That guy on the picture is a Commie Nazi.

u/sb8948 21h ago

Yeah but nazbol is the terminally online incel real life technical term for it.

u/Unlucky_Air6125 21h ago

I got that, but I made a Simpsons reference and am a bit shocked that nobody seems to get it. I feel old.

u/Asleep_Project_5252 10h ago

I got you bro.

u/maas348 20h ago

Nazbols are Stalinists on steroids

u/fury420 23h ago

The idea of a fighter pilot wearing a monocle is a nice touch.

u/dutch_mapping_empire 22h ago

it makes the impression he's an aristocrat which would make it even funnier

u/IIIViceAndreas 18h ago

the Communazis? 😂😂

u/MonsterkillWow 16h ago

"Stalinist" is just communist...

u/mythrilcrafter 21h ago

I thought the term we use here on the internet is "tankie"?

u/deSales327 22h ago

Nazbols do exist.

u/BlackHills-Op 1d ago

But they serve no tactical advantage

u/Unlucky_Air6125 1d ago

Those are definetely tactical missiles!

u/Turpentine_Tree 23h ago

Tentacle missiles

u/budgiebirdman 23h ago

They have a tactile advantage.

u/DropDeadGaming 1d ago

badongadongs

u/AverageDellUser 23h ago

Someone get me the pic of the girl with the shirt talking about how she only has fat tits because she doesn’t live under communism

u/Unlucky_Air6125 22h ago

That girl doesn't exist. She's AI.

The entire picture is AI.

u/AverageDellUser 22h ago

This one?

u/Unlucky_Air6125 22h ago

Doesn't matter... those tits are nice either way.

Although I'd say that she's pretty thin to have those melons... so her statement might be false.

u/AverageDellUser 22h ago

That was the one I was talking about lol. But I’m pretty sure she is either just extremely gifted, bolemic, or those are implants. But Idk

u/BobDope 21h ago

The Russians are still using the women to blackmail the likes of Bill Gates

u/nothingandnemo 21h ago

Nonsense - the wise sages of history have pronounced that tits are fascist while big, bouncy bundas are communist

u/SavageSwordShamazon 20h ago

Yeah, that is weird. There are politically incoherent weirdoes who idealize both fascism and communism. Mostly because they're edgelords who like the 'bad guys.' Its even dumber than it sounds.

u/Numahistory 20h ago

Look at Russia "huge tracts of land."

u/heyyou_SHUTUP 16h ago

Gogonghongalongeroos

u/heyyou_SHUTUP 16h ago

Garbonzagolonkercantankeroogas, if you will

u/Nyctfall 11h ago

Once again, communism wins. As always.

u/Nonaveragemonkey 22h ago

I would imagine many in communist countries to much in the T or A depart due to famines and starvation frankly

u/Unlucky_Air6125 22h ago

You don't know thin girls with huge tits?

u/Nonaveragemonkey 22h ago

A few, but only in capitalist countries.

u/Unlucky_Air6125 22h ago

There are several cases of macromastia in poor countries that have some issues with famines. Tits aren't necessarily getting smaller if the wielder gets smaller.

u/Nonaveragemonkey 22h ago

True, but they are limited and in many cases are nutritional edema, I think its related to Kwashiorkor in mechanics but the medical white papers are a bit out of my skillset.

u/Unlucky_Air6125 22h ago

Tits that size on that body are in general super rare or implants. In the US it's 90% surgical reasons.

u/Nonaveragemonkey 20h ago

You'd be very, very surprised by reality i find.

u/qtx 19h ago

You're not the smartest cookie are you.

And of course you hide your history.

u/Nonaveragemonkey 17h ago

Youre selectively presenting yours, communism has never worked, it simply will never work.