r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah??

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u/BlargerJarger 3d ago

Maybe it’s a book character that was cut from the movies, like, Neville Longbottom was originally in that scene or something.

u/kc_chiefs_ 3d ago

I dunno, that’s crazy talk.

u/TranceF0rm 2d ago

And the books never explained why his bottom so long

u/thecrazyfireman 2d ago

No, Crazy Talk was the owner of the casino, he wasnt in this scene.

u/Useful_Trust 3d ago

Neville longbottom was the spare chosen one change my mind

u/StatementJolly8237 3d ago

I’m pretty sure this is pretty explicitly stated in the books. Not really a hot take.

u/night4345 3d ago

Not really a "spare" but another person who the prophecy could've been referring to. Voldemort choosing Harry because they're both Half-Bloods.

u/Sparkly_Crow_1789 2d ago

A fact I did like about the books is that it takes both Harry and Neville to kill Voldemort. It's a nice touch. To this day it could be interpreted as both of them being required, or just a coincidence.

JK Rowling still sucks ass tho so I'll look at stuff exploring that in fanfics. And cry because so many forget that moment

u/LoreMaster00 2d ago

dude, Neville was leading the resistance while Harry was out hunting horcruxes. Neville was literally in the trenches for the whole 2nd war while Harry was behind enemy lines.

u/lastingmuse6996 2d ago

It's stated that it truly could've been either of them. Neville was just as valid of a choice.

Like you said, Voldemort chose Harry is the more likely candidate because he was insecure about his half blood ancestry.

If Voldemort chose Neville that night, he most likely would've been the chosen one. But he didn't.

u/Cyberslasher 2d ago edited 2d ago

Maybe

It's unclear if the hallows were the real reason Harry lives in book 7 -- if the hallows worked, then replace everything between the two, and neville doesn't get the potter's cloak, and dies in the forest.

Or else maybe he does, because Dumbledore is just that much of a dick, I guess?

But then you're in "Dumbledore is actually a dick stealing from orphans" fanfiction territory.

u/fanofairconditioning 2d ago

I’m actually confused on what you mean because I don’t remember that bit. If you mean when Voldemort uses the killing spell on Harry, Harry lives because Lily’s protection basically made Voldemort a horcrux, and her protection magic lived in him even though Harry was dead

u/Cyberslasher 2d ago

That's your head canon, sure

u/Ok-Wolverine-7460 2d ago

A prophecy being vague enough to refer to two people doesnt mean theyre equally likely to be the chosen one. It just makes it a poorly written prophecy and book. The chosen one was always harry

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u/Dr_Fortnite 2d ago

idk if you know this but all prophecies are bullshit so

u/SackOfCats 3d ago

whoosh

u/pyrothelostone 3d ago

Neville is a few hours older so wouldnt that make Harry the spare that fulfilled the prophecy instead of the original?

u/Useful_Trust 3d ago

Omg it goes deeper

u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 3d ago

Not when I'm around it doesn't.

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u/Logical-Ad-3024 2d ago

Doesn't the prophecy say something along the lines of a child born as the seventh month dies born to those who have thrice defied you a child who's power you shall know not that would mean the one born closer to midnight would be the chosen one 

u/AliBelle1 3d ago

The very fact that Voldemort attacked Harry meant that Harry was from then on the chosen one. Dumbledore even spells this out for Harry after the battle at the department of mysteries. The prophecy mentions "marked as his equal".

While Neville also fit all the criteria, the moment Voldemort went to Godric's Hollow decided who would be the chosen one.

u/Dobber16 2d ago

“The Chosen One” but they’re just the kid the villain chose to have beef with, & not decided by fate

u/Middle_aged_Disaster 2d ago

Yes and I believe Dumbledore says that he chose Harry because he too was a half blood and saw himself in him, instead of Neville who was a pure blood.

u/timmiesgirl 3d ago

u/Useful_Trust 3d ago

His parents were also killed by voldemort, he was born as the seventh month dies, and also they were founding members of the order of the Phoenix

u/Kellerhouse 3d ago

His parents weren’t killed. Bellatrix made them crazy with the Cruciatus curse.

u/Useful_Trust 3d ago

Silence, I am cherry picking evidence, and you are using facts to tear down my theory.

u/darwinistinabox 3d ago

Parents of the chosen were said to have confronted the dark lord before (twice iirc) and survived. Both the Potters and the Longbottoms did so. Voldy more or less gambled when he chose the Potters. Both families were completely identical in regards to the prophecy. Even their background was more or less similar.

u/Anthaenopraxia 3d ago

(twice iirc)

thrice :)

u/LovingSweetCattleAss 3d ago

I see what you did there

u/zeuswasahoe 2d ago

He didn’t gamble, fully. He had some twisted logic in picking Harry over Neville - Neville is a pureblooded wizard, while Harry is a halfblood like him, and that’s 100% the reason why it was Harry. T’was still a 50/50 shot and he gambled (and I’m in the camp that by doing so he created the situations in which they BOTH become the chosen one, because without Neville they still wouldn’t have defeated Voldemort, and Neville’s journey mirrors Harry’s the whole way) on which boy it would be, but he arrogantly didn’t think it WAS a gamble - he was convinced Harry was the threat because he saw ‘similarities’ in their story.

Sorry I’m not well actuallying you I love that you pointed out the parallels because people above are saying that Neville’s supposed to represent the average Gryffindor and no…that’s Seamus and Dean and Lee, on the boys side. Neville is supposed to be Harry’s direct foil, the Boy Who Almost Was, and suffers abuse at the hands of his family that shakes his confidence, in which he eventually overcomes and becomes the student leader of the DA while the golden trio are out questing. The Longbottom’s and the Potter’s are supposed to parallel one another and it’s a major recurring point that the movies did not do justice to so I feel gets overlooked /:

u/Inevitable-Web-3009 3d ago

I haven't read the books in over a decade, but am I tripping or didn't the books like basically present that theory as canon?

u/Ragnarok_619 3d ago

That was a major premise of Order of the Phoenix, the fifth one

u/AliBelle1 3d ago

Yeah it's quite nice explicitly spelled out by Dumbledore after the battle at the ministry, there's no conspiracy here, no theory.

u/PresidentSkillz 3d ago

They did, Dumbledore explains that to Harry at some point I think

u/Minigun1239 3d ago

atleast ur honest

u/skikamaru 3d ago

They weren't killed they were tortured

u/CzechHorns 3d ago

And not by Voldemort but by Bellatrix

u/jesmurf 3d ago

It's explicitly stated in the books that it could have been Neville, if not for the fact that Voldemort himself went out of his way to target Harry. That indeed they had all these similarities and the prophecy wasn't set in stone until Voldemort marked Harry as his equal. From that point on Harry was the chosen one though, not Neville.
This is not a theory, this is in the text.

u/CzechHorns 3d ago

“His parently were killed by Voldemort”.
You’ve done enough to convince me you haven’t read the book NOR watched the movies.

u/gooseytune 3d ago

It's almost as if this was talked about in the books itself, that Voldemort could have chosen Neville but thought it more likely to be Harry due to his parents

u/metalhead-teenager 3d ago

But, that’s just a theory! A Movie Theory!!

u/shaclay346 3d ago

I hadn’t seen the movies in over a decade when I started reading the books. I thought this was genuinely going to be the case. The books even mention that it’s either harry, or could be Neville who fulfills prophecy and I thought for some reason in the movie Neville killed volde, but forgot it was actually the snake :/

Neville was so important in book 5 and felt like the biggest fumble in halfblood prince and deathly hallows is Neville and Luna not having as big of a role as in OOTP

u/Deadnstien 3d ago

Harry was the spare, and the decoy. Since it is Neville who actually draws the sword in the end, killing the snake and Voldemort, he was the actual chosen one.

u/SooperSte 3d ago

Talking like this is a hot take theory when its explicitly stated in the text is wild lol

u/IcetheXIIIth 2d ago

Technically he is the chosen one alongside Harry. He kills the last Horcrux allowing them to defeat Voldemort. If not for Neville the prophecy never comes to fruition. It’s actually my only complaint in the movies is that they changed that scene. In the books he bows to show he is about to confess and then reaches into the sorting hat and pulls Gryfindors sword…he was the chosen one as well.

u/Spinuccix 2d ago

Wouldn't that make them the chosen two? Neo is the chosen one...

u/Ok-Wolverine-7460 2d ago

Dumbest fucking fact of the books.

u/Antiantiai 2d ago

He wasn't the spare one he was the one. He slays the last horcrux and defeats voldemort. Yall miss that?

u/hlsp 2d ago

The extra kid in this scene is actually Ron’s second skin. For non book readers, every night Ron molts and forms a new Ron. The shed husk of old Ron takes the form of a random ginger kid which disintegrates by morning. In the movies this is replaced by Ron having brothers who are twins named Fred and George, who are not book characters.

u/Cognition-Technician 3d ago

You’re a longbottom.

u/Phalex 3d ago

He got them back though, by becoming a mega hunk.

u/BlargerJarger 2d ago

Longtop after graduation.

u/Coldhot123 2d ago

I read the books i dont remember neville did they have different books in america.

u/DucksMatter 2d ago

It’s weird that you read the comment explaining who it was and then posted this comment as if you were guessing

u/BlargerJarger 2d ago

It’s weird that I did not and you can eat yourself. Who the hell else would the extra boy be? Draco? Neville Longbottom is the only other male character I can remember and people are always talking about him. It could be Spiddowitz Mingehair for all I know.