r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/venus_asmr 16d ago

Because if your really shitting for your life, your gonna sweat a lot doing. Makes sense to take your top off to avoid. And it can be more comfortable 

u/IdleHandsBusyMinds 16d ago

For real. It's serious business when the sweat starts pouring out and you're getting nauseous.

u/OutsidePainter3548 16d ago

Bro are y'all okay?

u/scarrita 16d ago

These dudes need more fiber

u/TopMemory528 16d ago

fiber means bigger. hell nah. more water than fiber should be good i assume its up to your daily movement.

u/cheapdrinks 16d ago

Lmao what? Fiber makes your shit softer and easier to pass not bigger. Who the hell told you that fiber makes your shits bigger? 😂

I drink a lot of protein powder and before taking metamucil I was always shitting these horrific solid as a rock turds that took endless straining to get out despite drinking liters of water every day. Started taking metamucil (a fiber supplement) and after that I now get these nice perfect soft turds that barely need any wiping and squeeze out super easy.

u/TopMemory528 15d ago

i read some and saw some doctors say it. actually it makes bigger in size id you dont drink enough water to support it. however it will make longer and soft if you drink water.

u/Capable_Deer5826 15d ago

It depends on the type of fiber and also how used you are to eating fiber. Metamucil is soluble fiber, which is the gentler of the two generally speaking. Insoluable fiber, sometimes known as roughage, comes from things like cruciferous vegetables, nuts and seeds, etc. It doesn't get completely broken down by the body so it adds bulk to the stool.

For ease of passing, if you are used to eating very little fiber and don't dial it up slowly enough, it can actually constipate you or cause a blockage. Or extremely painful shits.

u/TopMemory528 15d ago

however too much fiber is either diarrhea or the biggest sheet

u/Theron3206 15d ago

It does increase volume, but also frequency, so the individual movements are probably smaller.

u/EvilSporkOfDeath 15d ago

Soften means less dense which means bigger