r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

Post image
Upvotes

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

u/venus_asmr 16d ago

Because if your really shitting for your life, your gonna sweat a lot doing. Makes sense to take your top off to avoid. And it can be more comfortable 

u/IdleHandsBusyMinds 16d ago

For real. It's serious business when the sweat starts pouring out and you're getting nauseous.

u/OutsidePainter3548 15d ago

Bro are y'all okay?

u/scarrita 15d ago

These dudes need more fiber

u/TopMemory528 15d ago

fiber means bigger. hell nah. more water than fiber should be good i assume its up to your daily movement.

u/Julix0 15d ago

Both water and fiber.
Fiber needs water to do it‘s job. Together they keep things moving smoothly and prevent constipation (You just need to make sure that you increase your fiber intake slowly)

u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 15d ago

This person has regular bowel movements.

u/MaximumSubtlety 15d ago

I am bewildered by this thread.

Pooping has never been a ... struggle?

u/Arian-ki 15d ago

It's somewhat of a struggle in America afaik, considering they don't get much fiber in their diet

u/Hellpful289 13d ago

*insert meme that person bowls

u/abracadammmbra 15d ago

My wife has been on a fiber kick. She got taco shells with extra fiber for me (she doesnt eat tacoshells). Neither of us bothered to see exactly how much fiber was in each shell. It was 17grams. 61% of your daily fiber needs. Per shell. I had 4. I didnt shit for 2 days. But when I did shit, it was the best shit I had ever had in my life. I was on a camping trip and we were just sitting in the woods. I was surrounded by beautiful scenery, birds chirping, low thunder rolling in the distance, a very very light rain, and a shit that easily took 30 minutes with minimal fighting. I dont think ill ever achieve that level of peace again.

u/TheCheddarHole 15d ago

Anytime I take off my shirt, it's not because of constipation. For me, it's when I ball out on some spicy food, when I get the hershey squirts, or both :)

u/cheapdrinks 15d ago

Lmao what? Fiber makes your shit softer and easier to pass not bigger. Who the hell told you that fiber makes your shits bigger? 😂

I drink a lot of protein powder and before taking metamucil I was always shitting these horrific solid as a rock turds that took endless straining to get out despite drinking liters of water every day. Started taking metamucil (a fiber supplement) and after that I now get these nice perfect soft turds that barely need any wiping and squeeze out super easy.

u/TopMemory528 15d ago

i read some and saw some doctors say it. actually it makes bigger in size id you dont drink enough water to support it. however it will make longer and soft if you drink water.

u/Capable_Deer5826 15d ago

It depends on the type of fiber and also how used you are to eating fiber. Metamucil is soluble fiber, which is the gentler of the two generally speaking. Insoluable fiber, sometimes known as roughage, comes from things like cruciferous vegetables, nuts and seeds, etc. It doesn't get completely broken down by the body so it adds bulk to the stool.

For ease of passing, if you are used to eating very little fiber and don't dial it up slowly enough, it can actually constipate you or cause a blockage. Or extremely painful shits.

u/TopMemory528 15d ago

however too much fiber is either diarrhea or the biggest sheet

u/Theron3206 15d ago

It does increase volume, but also frequency, so the individual movements are probably smaller.

u/EvilSporkOfDeath 15d ago

Soften means less dense which means bigger

u/Neverending_Rain 15d ago

Water alone won't do much, you need fiber and water. Soluble fiber helps your stool absorb water and helps it move through the intestine.

u/five_of_five 15d ago

Fiber does not mean bigger

u/SaltyDog772 12d ago

RFK understanding of health and nutrition

u/ReturnOfBane 15d ago

Trust me, you end up the same way on the crapper with extra fiber, but you have to flush halfway unless you want a turd spanking your cheek.

Don't get the munchies and eat an entire box of Fibre 1 within a day.

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 15d ago

You two really never experienced diarrhoea?

u/TopMemory528 15d ago

no its constipation they are talking about.

u/LiamIsMyNameOk 15d ago

Well they're one of the very few here who thinks we're talking about constipation. Everyone else is discussing having the shits, which is when you have these symptoms.

u/Barph 15d ago

I need this method for spicy shits.

You know that ring sting where it feels like you are pooping out literal lava? My body doesn't take spice very well and unbearable spice pain begins at like... jalapenos.

u/azarza 15d ago

had this once as a kid and thought i was dying

u/No_Ladder_9818 15d ago

It can be both. When you get constipated enough, the system calls for an emergency evacuation.