r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/Mironder 16d ago

Maybe he thought getting the shit out would take so much effort he'd start to sweat?

u/StuckInTheNorth 16d ago

I don't wish this type of shit on anyone.

It's the kind of shit where your stomach is ripping in pain.

The pain causes you to overheat and the only thing you feel can relieve yourself is to get naked so nothing it touching your body except the toilet seat.

Been there too many times...

u/painting_ether 16d ago

Unless it's due to medicine, please eat more fiber (or take a daily supplement, but start SLOW... you don't want to shock your body with fiber) and drink more liquids... your colon will thank you

u/SolidStash 15d ago

I don't know about everyone else, but shits like that are typically because I've made a terrible mistake by eating something, and are not like an everyday occurrence. Basically your body is throwing an immune response to how your stomach is reacting, you sweat profusely, turn white as a sheet, and are doubled over in pain on the toilet.

So it's not like "I'm not eating enough fiber", it's " I ate questionably cooked meat on top of way more fondue than lactose pills can keep up with, I'm going to go die in the bathroom for 20 minutes"

u/painting_ether 15d ago

Yeah, of course my advice depends on why you are struggling.

I should have said "if it's a chronic issue". Of course eating questionable food can have an unpleasant effect 😂

u/StuckInTheNorth 15d ago

Oh no sorry this isn't something that happens often to me. I've had IBS issues growing up and learnt the hard way that milk was a no go when I hit 10 years old.

It's been a few years since I've had one like this as I've made lots of changes to my diet.

But the memory never leaves...

u/painting_ether 15d ago

Oof, sorry. Hubby has IBS so i kinda know how bad it can get. I've only had really bad ones thanks to meds.

Glad your bms have been good lol

u/Immediate-Pool-4391 15d ago

Yeah this happened just last night. With food intolerances I have a fully prepped bathroom to protect that delicate skin from disasters. Electrolyte packets. Donald Ducking it all the way.

u/EpiphanaeaSedai 15d ago

That’s not normal. If you’re sick, or ate something you shouldn’t have, then sure. But if that’s how your digestive track acts every day, you probably have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome).

u/dolfhins 15d ago

ay brother if you find your stomach in a lot of pain often then get seen by a gastro doc. my stomach did it every so often until it became every time i ate practically anything, left me unable to eat for 2 weeks without needing to vomit it up. i have GERD symptoms and take something for it everyday now but YMMV. otherwise yeah its brutal moments, lie on the cold floor butt naked to help, heart rate feeling like i ran a marathon, the works, all sucks