Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

[u/Hunan_Palace]

[u/WarsonCentzz]

Underrated comment 😂

[u/PerceptionNo50 → u/WarsonCentzz]

Reddit collectively took that question as a personal attack 😂

[u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828 → u/PerceptionNo50]

I took it as a challenge 👑

[u/5hawnking5 → u/Fuzzy-Jaguar-1828]

Break the 19 year dry spell, we're rootin for ya!

[u/IkariYun → u/5hawnking5]

Can you call it a dry spell if they're only 22?

[u/Indecisive_Animorph → u/IkariYun]

Wait wait wait

They're 22 and haven't had sex in 19 years??

😬😬😬😬😬

[u/UrbanSobriety → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

Evil world we live in...

[u/the_last_carfighter → u/UrbanSobriety]

Yep, not since they visited that "island".. bone dry since then.

[u/Normal_Ad_3351 → u/the_last_carfighter]

I hate how many upvotes this has…including mine.

[u/YaoiNekomata → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

So ugly even the PDF file didn't try again

[u/areanod → u/YaoiNekomata]

Peter File?

IT-Crowd anyone?

[u/YaoiNekomata → u/areanod]

22 years old and 19 year dry spell means they were 3 when they last had ex's

22-19=3

[u/AdvancedIsland2745 → u/areanod]

That was very funny. What was the parent thinking naming a kid Peter with a surname like that

[u/Konnnore → u/YaoiNekomata]

Sorry dude, but .doc files are uglier

[u/littlemyattitude → u/YaoiNekomata]

Joking about child sexual abuse is quite tacky and normalises something I personally make effort not to normalise. You got some upwotes too, yak

[u/YaoiNekomata → u/littlemyattitude]

I personally

You said I, no need for personally unless I is someone else . Lol

effort not to normalise

Ah yes, making a joke means approval to commit the act. Just yesterday I joked with my niece that I was a witch who was going to eat her. Almost did until she froze me with her ice powers.

Joking about

It's a joke. Anything is valid if done without real malice.

[u/Flimsy-Captain6885 → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

They’re 19 and haven’t had sex in 22 years

[u/Consentingostrich → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

'I haven't had sex like that since third grade' - HBC in Fight Club.

[u/Sienile → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

[u/Miserables-Chef → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

They went to Epstein island very young, poor souls

[u/VikingRaiderPrimce → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

doesnt know any Republicans

[u/Agile-Candle-626 → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

At least the uncle stopped i guess!

[u/OneAbbreviations8990 → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

“So I was having sex with this 2 yr old… RELAX, I was 1”

[u/Gdawg125 → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/IkariYun → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

You, and then many others, went the wrong way with that.

22 year old virgin saying they're in a dry spell was my joke

[u/oldmanian → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

Probably Did a cameo on the apprentice.

[u/Ghausi → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

Doesn't that mean they had sex when they were 3-?

[u/Indecisive_Animorph → u/Ghausi]

Hence the 5 grimace emojis

[u/hippopothomas153 → u/Indecisive_Animorph]

What are you doing stepdad?!

[u/Harvey-Lane-251 → u/IkariYun]

wait wait, can it be a dry spell if you're out at sea?

[u/IkariYun → u/Harvey-Lane-251]

I don't think getting wet counts on this one

[u/holyholyholy7 → u/IkariYun]

Humerh-

[u/WhiskeyTinder → u/5hawnking5]

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.

[u/sonofa-ijit → u/5hawnking5]

Sound like you are not "rootin'"

[u/turnsout_im_a_potato → u/5hawnking5]

Dudes probably on a 19 year dry spell at the age of 17

[u/Ebony_flavor → u/5hawnking5]

Never happening 🫠

[u/Dartagnan1083 → u/5hawnking5]

If there were a reddit achievement for it, would people welcome it?

[u/WhiskeyTinder → u/5hawnking5]

All that rootin’ is going to end your dry spell.