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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • Aug 05 '26
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Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?
• u/Pickled_doggo Aug 05 '26 It’s not like they’re going 20 years without jerkin it • u/AncientCrust Aug 05 '26 Yep. In front of each other because it's a small boat. At that point, you might as well do the gay stuff • u/dprophet34 Aug 05 '26 It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on • u/athalwolf506 Aug 05 '26 Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig • u/SpoddyCoder Aug 05 '26 Squeal piggy!! • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.) • u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 Aug 05 '26 metaphorically or literally? • u/Jazmadoodle Aug 05 '26 Yeah • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 I keep no metaphorical friends, sir. • u/MavenDeo69 Aug 06 '26 It's ancient Greece. What do you think? • u/atom_helio Aug 06 '26 Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy • u/CourseNegative8381 Aug 05 '26 According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend • u/PANEBringer Aug 05 '26 Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference... • u/hjvelvet Aug 05 '26 Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality • u/glitteringfeathers Aug 05 '26 No homo in both Greek and Latin • u/fgzhtsp Aug 05 '26 Ancient greek wisdom • u/dquizzle Aug 05 '26 It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on You just saved me so much on aversion therapy! • u/ProkopiyKozlowski Aug 06 '26 As the modern naval saying goes: "it's not gay if it's underway". • u/crank_peeper Aug 06 '26 The ancient Greeks invented orgies, but it was the Romans who first thought to include womenfolk • u/Icanthearforshit Aug 05 '26 • u/mesoziocera Aug 05 '26 You wait until everyone is jerking it then as you blast you say "OH GOD NOBODY HAS PUT OUT MY EYYYYYYE" • u/Emotional_Trash_9687 Aug 05 '26 it's not gay if it is a 3-way, even if all dudes
It’s not like they’re going 20 years without jerkin it
• u/AncientCrust Aug 05 '26 Yep. In front of each other because it's a small boat. At that point, you might as well do the gay stuff • u/dprophet34 Aug 05 '26 It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on • u/athalwolf506 Aug 05 '26 Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig • u/SpoddyCoder Aug 05 '26 Squeal piggy!! • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.) • u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 Aug 05 '26 metaphorically or literally? • u/Jazmadoodle Aug 05 '26 Yeah • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 I keep no metaphorical friends, sir. • u/MavenDeo69 Aug 06 '26 It's ancient Greece. What do you think? • u/atom_helio Aug 06 '26 Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy • u/CourseNegative8381 Aug 05 '26 According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend • u/PANEBringer Aug 05 '26 Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference... • u/hjvelvet Aug 05 '26 Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality • u/glitteringfeathers Aug 05 '26 No homo in both Greek and Latin • u/fgzhtsp Aug 05 '26 Ancient greek wisdom • u/dquizzle Aug 05 '26 It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on You just saved me so much on aversion therapy! • u/ProkopiyKozlowski Aug 06 '26 As the modern naval saying goes: "it's not gay if it's underway". • u/crank_peeper Aug 06 '26 The ancient Greeks invented orgies, but it was the Romans who first thought to include womenfolk • u/Icanthearforshit Aug 05 '26 • u/mesoziocera Aug 05 '26 You wait until everyone is jerking it then as you blast you say "OH GOD NOBODY HAS PUT OUT MY EYYYYYYE" • u/Emotional_Trash_9687 Aug 05 '26 it's not gay if it is a 3-way, even if all dudes
Yep. In front of each other because it's a small boat. At that point, you might as well do the gay stuff
• u/dprophet34 Aug 05 '26 It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on • u/athalwolf506 Aug 05 '26 Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig • u/SpoddyCoder Aug 05 '26 Squeal piggy!! • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.) • u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 Aug 05 '26 metaphorically or literally? • u/Jazmadoodle Aug 05 '26 Yeah • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 I keep no metaphorical friends, sir. • u/MavenDeo69 Aug 06 '26 It's ancient Greece. What do you think? • u/atom_helio Aug 06 '26 Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy • u/CourseNegative8381 Aug 05 '26 According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend • u/PANEBringer Aug 05 '26 Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference... • u/hjvelvet Aug 05 '26 Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality • u/glitteringfeathers Aug 05 '26 No homo in both Greek and Latin • u/fgzhtsp Aug 05 '26 Ancient greek wisdom • u/dquizzle Aug 05 '26 It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on You just saved me so much on aversion therapy! • u/ProkopiyKozlowski Aug 06 '26 As the modern naval saying goes: "it's not gay if it's underway". • u/crank_peeper Aug 06 '26 The ancient Greeks invented orgies, but it was the Romans who first thought to include womenfolk • u/Icanthearforshit Aug 05 '26 • u/mesoziocera Aug 05 '26 You wait until everyone is jerking it then as you blast you say "OH GOD NOBODY HAS PUT OUT MY EYYYYYYE" • u/Emotional_Trash_9687 Aug 05 '26 it's not gay if it is a 3-way, even if all dudes
It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on
• u/athalwolf506 Aug 05 '26 Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig • u/SpoddyCoder Aug 05 '26 Squeal piggy!! • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.) • u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 Aug 05 '26 metaphorically or literally? • u/Jazmadoodle Aug 05 '26 Yeah • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 I keep no metaphorical friends, sir. • u/MavenDeo69 Aug 06 '26 It's ancient Greece. What do you think? • u/atom_helio Aug 06 '26 Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy • u/CourseNegative8381 Aug 05 '26 According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend • u/PANEBringer Aug 05 '26 Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference... • u/hjvelvet Aug 05 '26 Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality • u/glitteringfeathers Aug 05 '26 No homo in both Greek and Latin • u/fgzhtsp Aug 05 '26 Ancient greek wisdom • u/dquizzle Aug 05 '26 It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on You just saved me so much on aversion therapy! • u/ProkopiyKozlowski Aug 06 '26 As the modern naval saying goes: "it's not gay if it's underway". • u/crank_peeper Aug 06 '26 The ancient Greeks invented orgies, but it was the Romans who first thought to include womenfolk • u/Icanthearforshit Aug 05 '26 • u/mesoziocera Aug 05 '26 You wait until everyone is jerking it then as you blast you say "OH GOD NOBODY HAS PUT OUT MY EYYYYYYE" • u/Emotional_Trash_9687 Aug 05 '26 it's not gay if it is a 3-way, even if all dudes
Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig
• u/SpoddyCoder Aug 05 '26 Squeal piggy!! • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.) • u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 Aug 05 '26 metaphorically or literally? • u/Jazmadoodle Aug 05 '26 Yeah • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 I keep no metaphorical friends, sir. • u/MavenDeo69 Aug 06 '26 It's ancient Greece. What do you think? • u/atom_helio Aug 06 '26 Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy • u/CourseNegative8381 Aug 05 '26 According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend • u/PANEBringer Aug 05 '26 Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference... • u/hjvelvet Aug 05 '26 Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality • u/glitteringfeathers Aug 05 '26 No homo in both Greek and Latin
Squeal piggy!!
What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.)
• u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 Aug 05 '26 metaphorically or literally? • u/Jazmadoodle Aug 05 '26 Yeah • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 I keep no metaphorical friends, sir. • u/MavenDeo69 Aug 06 '26 It's ancient Greece. What do you think? • u/atom_helio Aug 06 '26 Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy • u/CourseNegative8381 Aug 05 '26 According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend • u/PANEBringer Aug 05 '26 Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference...
metaphorically or literally?
• u/Jazmadoodle Aug 05 '26 Yeah • u/GriSciuridae Aug 05 '26 I keep no metaphorical friends, sir. • u/MavenDeo69 Aug 06 '26 It's ancient Greece. What do you think? • u/atom_helio Aug 06 '26 Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy
Yeah
I keep no metaphorical friends, sir.
It's ancient Greece. What do you think?
Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy
According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend
Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference...
Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality
No homo in both Greek and Latin
Ancient greek wisdom
You just saved me so much on aversion therapy!
As the modern naval saying goes: "it's not gay if it's underway".
• u/crank_peeper Aug 06 '26 The ancient Greeks invented orgies, but it was the Romans who first thought to include womenfolk
The ancient Greeks invented orgies, but it was the Romans who first thought to include womenfolk
You wait until everyone is jerking it then as you blast you say "OH GOD NOBODY HAS PUT OUT MY EYYYYYYE"
it's not gay if it is a 3-way, even if all dudes
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u/NwgrdrXI Aug 05 '26
Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?