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Funny Learning Japanese

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u/Strange_Ad_9658 9h ago

I remember a youtuber telling a story of ordering a milk tea in japan by translating both words, only to have the server correct them by going “oh, miruku tea”

u/Oniichan38 9h ago

Another streamer told of his Japan trip and how he tried to order sprite at a restaurant, sadly the waiter didn't understand so he had to hit him with "sprite-ru" just for the waiter to reply in the same way "aahhh, sprite-ru"

u/justagenericname213 8h ago

Ive seen alot of Americans who moved to Japan for various reasons say that if you want to fit in at all you have to get really comfortable sounding borderline racist.

u/Zzamumo 8h ago

Same with chinese. If you don't sound like a racist caricature you won't get your tones right

u/ClockworkDinosaurs 7h ago

u/Pretend-Marsupial258 7h ago

And the Chinese guy turns out to be a white guy.

u/MoistNugget9130 6h ago

I haven't watched South Park in a hot minute, is he really lol

u/tygabeast 6h ago

Yeah, it's a few seasons old by now, but there's a whole episode centered around Mr. Kim.

At the climax of the episode, it's revealed that Mr. Kim doesn't actually exist, and is an alter ego of South Park's therapist, William Janus, who himself has multiple personality disorder. No one really cares, because he's the one who runs the town's only chinese restaurant.

If I remember right, the Janus personality actually dies, leaving Mr. Kim in permanent control of the body.

u/FactoryPl 4h ago

A plot was that butters parents started to think he had multiple personality disorder, the joke being they mistook a child playing make believe as MPD. They take him to see the therapist Dr Janice.

B Plot was that a new Japanese restaurant opened near the chinese one so the Chinese restaurant owner (Lu Kim) goes on a tirade to get rid of him.

Episode climax is that Dr Janice was the one with multiple personality disorder and his strongest personality was Lu Kim. Once the town founds out they just let him stay as Lu Kim because "does the world really need another therapist, City Wok is now the only Chinese restaurant left in town".

Season 15, episode 6.

u/enthalpi 42m ago

I think a lot of people miss the fact that he was named “Janus”, after the Roman two-faced god

u/Sinking_Mass 47m ago

Postman butters 😅

u/Danboisnotreal 3h ago

"Few seasons old"

You mean 15 years.

u/PrincessTitan 4h ago

Wow. I am screaming at this. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are so hysterically unhinged… Like they sit down and come up with these stories for a living omg LMAO

u/Nike-6 3h ago

Huh, clever naming. Janus is the Roman god of beginnings, and is usually depicted with two faces

u/006AlecTrevelyan 38m ago

Great name

u/Majin_Sus 1h ago

"Few seasons"

15 years ago, damn.

u/Pretend-Marsupial258 6h ago

Yeah, he's a therapist in the town and the Chinese guy is his alter ego that he didn't know about.

u/-UsernameHere 6h ago

Yes, rearry!

u/Phailadork 3h ago

Yeah, they've had fucking banger retcons and backstories added over the years. My favorite is Token being actually named "Tolkien" the entire time to the point that they even refer to him as "Tolkien" in every episode from there on out and if you look up "Token Black South Park" it won't pop up anymore lol.

u/piercedmfootonaspike 2h ago

TAKE-A ORDA PREESE!

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u/No_Key_5854 2h ago

hello chatgpt

u/EFTucker 7h ago

And get comfortable saying “I love you”

It’s a super weird greeting/acknowledgement of being a foreigner while also being polite and welcoming. I won’t pretend to totally understand it but it’s a weird cultural thing that developed.

u/StopReadingMyUser 6h ago

I found it interesting that to want or to like something are viewed not as verbs like they are in english, but adjectives... it's weird because they're like super common words but it's like the only two words this is true for lol.

You don't want/like a sandwich. A sandwich is wantable/likeable to you. Interesting to get used to.

u/Fancy-Biscotti-6678 4h ago

Reminds me of Spanish, although it still uses a verb. You dont like things in Spanish, those things give you pleasure (gustar). Which is hard to get used to because it means you conjugate it differently.

u/ProgrammingOnHAL9000 2h ago

Gustar is like, placer is pleasure. You use them the same way in both Spanish and English. "I like beer","me gusta la cerveza"; "it's a pleasure to meet you", "es UN placer conocerte".

u/Bulky-Bad-9153 4h ago

Indeed things like this as so interesting. In Dutch, for example, you can't just like something, you find it nice. You can't love something either, you literally 'hold of' it.

u/IntelligentTune 2h ago

What do you mean? 我喜欢米饭 - Wo xihuan mifan. I like rice. To like is 喜欢, no? My Chinese teacher taught us to SVO (just like English) subject verb object. I guess you could translate it as "I to like rice" but the point of translation isn't to be literal but to translate meaning.

I know the teacher is good because she was sent as a language teacher to my university by a different Chinese mainland university for double-degree students.

u/Barry_Wilkinson 12m ago

I think they're talking about japanese, e.g. ご飯が好きです (gohan ga suki desu), "rice is liked"

u/WillowPtar_Migan 6h ago

Who the hell are you to tell me I don't want a sandwich?

Jokes aside, all the differences in grammar between languages are interesting. Subjectively, it feels like such a violation of a basic concept as a native English speaker, but objectively, there's no reason it has to be this way, obviously.

u/strawberry_anarchy 5h ago

Reminds me of when i tried to teach my US friends how to say something in german. Nobody got the pronouncation right so i suggested talking angry. Everybody was like "noo thats sutch a steriotype! I cant do that!" But it actually helps 😅

u/fang_xianfu 1h ago

Same with French, if you try to speak French in a stereotypical "French accent", hon hon hon, you get a lot closer to the correct pronunciation.

u/yourstruly912 5h ago edited 5h ago

But that's for speaking in chinese. The thing here is that if you want to be understood in english by the japanese you basically have to mimick a heavy japanese accent for it.

u/FairJob7702 5h ago

It's the same with Italian. You really have to lean in.

u/johnnymarsbar 6h ago

Oh for sure, when i lived in north east China once i started copying the countryside accent i got on better for example: Not Mei shi r, May shaaaaaaaar

u/Delde116 4h ago

Its not racist of you are genuinely trying to speak the language. Racist would be doing it in English (for example) south park style and with mockery.

u/Admirable_Job6019 5h ago

买那个

u/TetraThiaFulvalene 4h ago

Korean moreso than Chinese. Chinese makes their own words more often than the other two.

u/jolle2001 3h ago

How I felt after learning how to pronounce Chongqing

u/rips_n_chel 3h ago

The actual pronunciation is not the same as the lazy Americanized pronunciation.

u/awry_lynx 3h ago

It's not pronounced in a weird way though? If you know how to pronounce bug 虫 chóng then you know how to pronounce the first character and it's nothing like the racist-sounding 'chong'

u/bionicjoey 1h ago

My 那个

u/stickyfantastic 7h ago

Also a very often used filler word that sounds very much like the N word 🥴

u/Flat_Refrigerator668 7h ago

You're not going to get your tones right regardless. You're a tourist and going to have a heavy accent. Asian tourists trying to do a yeehaw accent aren't going to sound like native english speakers

u/ATAGChozo 8h ago

I am reminded of the PS2 game Lifeline, which is controlled by voice commands. Being developed in Japan, it naturally recognizes spoken English best if you say it in a very heavy Japanese accent that borders on racism

u/th3BeastLord 8h ago

You mean Riferine?

I can't believe how they botched the English commands that much. Its kinda hilarious.

u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 7h ago

They obviously trained it using someone local.

u/JayGold 8h ago

I am suddenly reminded of Hey You, Pikachu having terrible voice recognition, and I wonder if that played a part in it.

u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 6h ago

It's honestly amazing they pulled it off at all on the 64

u/KeroseneZanchu 1h ago

... if I go back and play that again while doing a racist Japanese accent and Pikachu suddenly understands me perfectly I am going to laugh my ass off

u/berlinbaer 7h ago

u/StrawberryWide3983 6h ago

Oh gosh, is that where the "praystation great" meme comes from? It sounds very familiar but different at the same time

u/Aiyon 2h ago

The gleeful little giggles after "riferine"

u/kos-or-kosm 1h ago

Omg my favorite vtuber played this a while ago and she was losing her mind at times.

Clips

Streams: One, Two, Three

u/th3BeastLord 8h ago

I am reminded of a substory in the newer Like a Dragon games where Ichiban encounters a guy who wants him to do some pictures or videos or something(been a while, dont remember exactly) but he keeps getting him to dress or act as a racist caricature. The best ending is funnily enough to play along so he's happy.

u/LazyBid3572 6h ago

It's like this in thailand too.

I was talking university classes here andmy gave asked me to help with the computer. She had a blue screen of death and I told her she had a computer error. She looked at me compiler dumbfounded.

Then another Thai student came in and said "OHH com Pew TUH Air WUH" even the teacher said it the same way.

I then realized the English borrowed words have a very heavy almost racist accent that they will not understand if you use it.

u/KitaharaKazusa1 4h ago

One thing to keep in mind is that loan words are entirely new words in the other language. You're not going back to speaking English for 2 words, you are using a foreign word with its own grammar, pronunciation, and meaning (half the time the exact meaning will change as it becomes a loan word, not the case for this example but it happens).

It happens to sound somewhat similar to an English word or phrase, and it originates in English, but it is still a unique word.

u/xiaorobear 1h ago edited 23m ago

Just to add to this, imagine a French person talking to an American who only speaks English and knows nothing about French. If the French person talks about hor d'oeuvres or New Orleans and pronounces them 'correctly,' they'll be way harder to understand than if they say them with an American accent, as "or durrvs" and "new Orleenz."

u/Bulky-Bad-9153 4h ago

I'm just sad that her entire screen being filled with "something went wrong" didn't clue her in to the fact that something went wrong

u/ZzoZzo 6h ago

lol that reminds me of going to the Philippines. If I speak English normally they didn’t understand me, but if I spoke English with an exaggerated Filipino accent it was no problem

u/Sintuition 6h ago

I went to Manila for work last year and I've found the the Philippinas in my country have a thicker accent than in the Philippines.

Might have just been whom I was interacting with, or they were familiar with the NZ accent.

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u/justagenericname213 8h ago

I mean, the above example is litterally a case of needing to hit a classic racist stereotype to actually communicate.

u/GigaVanguard 7h ago

Account made immediately before this comment, ChatGPT cadence- that’s a bot.

u/smalltown_dreamspeak 7h ago

As someone who usually doesn't notice ChatGPT cadence, thanks for doing the lord's work 😅

u/ops10 4h ago

Almost as if racist stereotypes are based on real observations (and then applied in unfair way). Seriously, the aversion of stereotypes and cliches made people forget why they're a thing in the first place.

u/Aureon 3h ago

I live in japan, and absolutely, this is 100% true. Correct english will often miss, but if you try sounding like a racist caricature of a japanese person speaking english, it'll go much better.

Took me a long time to get comfortable with it

u/JackPoe 2h ago

When I was learning Spanish I was told to just say it in Latin with a Mexican accent.

Which is funny because I was learning from an Ecuadoran girl.

u/Stock-Fan-8004 5h ago

You have to nail the local accent for the locals to understand you. It's like the "bottle of water" situation.

u/plug-and-pause 5h ago

Can you elaborate on that? I don't understand. Trying to speak a foreign language with the proper pronunciation seems... logical and respectful.

u/KitaharaKazusa1 4h ago

Sometimes people view exaggerating a foreign accent as racist, and it certainly can be done in a racist way. If that's your only prior context for seeing people speak in an exaggerated foreign accent you're going to feel awkward trying to order a burger (ba-ga) in Japanese.

u/Tarantio 3h ago

Most Americans are more familiar with racist caricatures than they are with actually spoken Japanese. They know what the first sounds like, but not the second.

So in the corner cases where the two are similar, they sometimes have trouble committing to the proper spoken Japanese, specifically because it is similar to the more familiar racist caricature.

u/High_Stream 5h ago

They mean that Japanese uses a lot of English loan words that basically sound like you are saying that word in a racist Japanese accent.

u/plug-and-pause 4h ago

I don't really understand how saying a word that was borrowed from your native language, in the pronunciation of the borrowing language, is racist.

If a Mexican immigrates to USA and pronounces "burrito" with a California accent, is he being racist?

My partner's first language is Japanese, but she lives in USA now, and when she says "ramen" in an English sentence, she pronounces it exactly like we do. Is she being racist?

This "OMG we sound racist" thing is 100% imagined in the heads of the Americans themselves. We are way too sensitive about it.

u/justagenericname213 3h ago

Sounds like you get most of it. But "OMG we sound racist" isnt just made up from nowhere, its how actually racist people mock foreigners for their race.

u/CrazyFanFicFan 3h ago

A lot of English speakers view English as the default. And accents, especially to those who have American accents, are seen as stereotypical. So if you have a 'neutral' accent, it may seem weird to put on a different one.

This is seen as particularly bad when it comes to Asian accents. Their English is seen as 'worse' because of the difficulty regarding words that include sounds not in their own language.

So an American copying a Chinese or Japanese accent may be seen as somewhat insulting by some because it is 'talking down' to them, even if they're using a loanword.

u/Sleeper-- 4h ago

As a japanese learner, if you wanna say an English noun in Japanese, half of the time being racist gets you

Icecream? Ai Su Ku Ri mu (shortened to Ai su)

Beer? "Bii ru" Building? "Bi ru (build)"

Share? "Se a suru"

u/Zanzaben 1h ago

I prefer to think of it as talking like a Jojo character.

u/Last_Succotash7218 38m ago

It's almost like it isn't racist and stereotypes exist for a reason....

u/NeverShallDoHarmToMe 3h ago

1966 racism = judging a person's character by their racial background.

2026 racism = speaking like a person from a different racial background.