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Funny Learning Japanese

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u/Reddity65 5h ago

My life hack when I was in Japan and trying to speak to someone that didn't understand my shoddy Japanese was to just legitimately say the English word but in the thickest Japanese accent I could pull off. Worked like 80% of the time.

u/drewman301 5h ago

Harro eburiwan. Hau aru yu? I ammu faino, sankyuu.

u/CrashCalamity 5h ago

OH MY GAH

u/UnhealthyCheesecake 4h ago

Er, I wish I were a bird

u/Unlikely-Lawyer-5683 3h ago

For anyone who doesn't know what these nutjobs are doing. They are reciting lines from a legendary SOL manga/anime called Azumanga Daioh.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dBbUMySpD649rQiTKx

you might atleast seen some rendition of this meme called capirinya capirinya (might be the wrong spelling, its been a long time) The anime/manga is very famous for the various memes that it has given to the internet

u/Ultenth 3h ago edited 3h ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YDdtW_c-CfM

The show is so unhinged, and just like other insane similar inspired anime, you can tell the voice actors are having an absolute blast with how insane everything is.

Asobi Asobase is my personal favorite for extremely unhinged goofy SoL comedy featuring female characters. Speaking of English/Japanese language shenanigans, it also includes a girl who is clearly European, and pretends to be a worldly English speaker, but clearly cannot. And there is another girl who isn't a main character, but looks like she jumped right out of an ancient Japanese painting. Of course she speaks great English but everyone keeps asking her to help her with their classical Japanese literature etc.

Olivia's (the non-English speaking westerner) brother is even better, and basically a Redditor level western anime nerd who looks like a Otaku and speaks like a Japanese Samurai.

u/SocranX 3h ago

And on the subject of saying English words with thick Japanese accents, it's also the show that gave us "mai waifu".

u/Sleeper-- 41m ago

America ya

u/bentbabe 3h ago

the really fucked up this is that based on when I studied in Japan, I've seen this shit work so many times.

u/fried_on_pineapples 3h ago

*eburinyan

u/Divinum_Fulmen 2h ago

Fine wouldn't need a vowel. N is one of the very few contestants that can be on its own.

"Fai-n"

u/Coldspark824 3h ago

Katakana akusento.

u/lologrammedecoke 19m ago

Elite ball reference!

u/FishWithLegsAndArms 3h ago

*everynyan

u/Fluffyy-Crave 5h ago

Honestly that’s encouraging, sometimes confidence and a brave accent carry more than perfect grammar

u/MrSquiddy74 4h ago

it does help that japanese has a ton of english loanwords

u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 2h ago

It's kind of endearing that a lot of them like pieces if our culture as much as we like theirs

u/malfurionpre 1h ago

Which is even funnier because like, 80% of English is words taken from other languages as well (mostly French if you ignore Latin, the cherry on top)

u/Exilicauda 4h ago

I used to teach some kids that didn't speak much English and I partnered them with a kid that just would not stop talking but spoke no Spanish. Learned from that experience that they do actually understand English better if it's said in a Hispanic/chicano accent. Which makes sense because that's how they hear it when they're practicing English

u/KaeruGaKaeru1 4h ago

Ok but that feels very uncomfortable to do.. and I'd imagine it'd also be hard for Japanese to speak Japanese with a thick foreigner accent like "soomeemahsen"

u/PiscesTower 3h ago

surprisingly not

u/KaeruGaKaeru1 3h ago

No it's true.. idk if you speak Japanese, but if you ask them, "motto gaijin no namari de hanasemasuka?" most would find it uncomfortable to do. It's the same reason why most would find it uncomfortable to, "speeku in a japaneezu akusento raiku disu", it just feels kinda racist.

u/PiscesTower 3h ago

Do you live in Japan?

u/KaeruGaKaeru1 3h ago

yep

u/PiscesTower 3h ago

Guarantee that most people here wouldn’t care if you put on the accent to try and communicate; especially in places where the English language isn’t exactly commonplace

u/KaeruGaKaeru1 3h ago

That's not what I'm saying though. I'm saying that THEY would feel uncomfortable to speak Japanese in an foreign accent. Right, they wouldn't feel uncomfortable if we spoke in a Japanese accent, it'd be all in our heads. But even being aware of that fact doesn't just suddenly make someone comfortable with putting on a Japanese accent.

u/PiscesTower 3h ago

This is probably looking too deep into the mindset of what Japanese people would feel like.

u/KaeruGaKaeru1 3h ago

Regardless, I don't think I could bring myself to speak in a thick Japanese accent. I mean c'mon... would you really go up to a Japanese person and say "do yu nō we-ah izu za neeresuto torein sutēshon?" I think I'd rather just use a translation app or try to speak is slow English with gestures.

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u/Nimue_- 1h ago

Yeah i mean, they learn english in school but its often times (especially for older generations) from japanese teachers with accents, with books that have katakana transliterations in them, so the way they learn english is often like that.

u/Foxfox105 1h ago

This was me living in Brazil. Sometimes some kids would come up to me and start saying English swear words, but I couldn't understand them and just thought they were using words I hadn't learned yet

u/LanSotano 1h ago

I mean if they haven’t traveled abroad they probably learned whatever English they know via someone with a Japanese accent. It isn’t a bad idea.

u/DreamPhreak 33m ago

I saw a meme about this years ago where the person said they couldn't understand her accent, so she just said the same English words but with a Japanese accent and they finally understood her. I can't find the meme to see what item it was, but like chocolate milk -> chocorratte milku 

u/brazzy42 20m ago

I mean, what that basically does is enable them to use their shoddy English.