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u/Only_Fudge5299 5h ago

me learning spanish

like what do you mean steak is "beef steak" (bistec)

u/Slinkyy-Vibes 5h ago

Spanish does this constantly, you think you’re about to learn a whole new word and it’s just English wearing a mustache

u/yournumberis6 5h ago

Lmao as a native spanish speaker you are right. Another example is car, which in some places is called "carro".

u/what-are-you-a-cop 5h ago

My husband is still kind of salty, 20 years later, that his high school Spanish teacher kept marking people incorrect for using "carro" and insisting they use "coche", even though this all took place in a geographical area with a lot of Spanish speakers, where it was very very evident that absolutely no one in real life (in this region) said "coche". He reacts with visible vindication every time he sees someone say "carro" lol.

u/SimplyYulia 4h ago

Regional differences is one of the most annoying parts of it. I'm an immigrant to Spain and here it is coche, and carro is just a shopping cart

u/less_unique_username 4h ago

but officially, e. g. in the road rules, it’s a turismo

u/Ooficus 2h ago

For some reason American high school Spanish teachers are one of two people, either someone who will only teach formal Spanish. Or someone who already spoke Spanish natively, and does not care about formalities at all.

u/neganight 3h ago

I have no idea what type of Spanish I was taught in high school but a number of common words are nothing like Spanish as spoken in Spain or Mexico. I kind of get it because slang changes pretty quickly over time but it's still frustrating. But at the same time it's pretty hilarious to see how english is taught in other countries because they have similar weird grammar rules and lingo that no one uses in any english-speaking country.

u/National_Ad_4730 4h ago

Where I'm from we call it "auto", "carro" is more like a cart or wagon, and "coche" is a baby stroller.

u/what-are-you-a-cop 4h ago

Yeah, I hear it's very regional. The largest proportion of Spanish speakers in our area come from Mexico, where apparently carro is car and coche is used for baby strollers, while apparently in Spain it's the reverse. And then auto is more like... Argentina, iirc? Oh and I just checked your profile, I guess Chile too lol

u/Set491 4h ago

I live in a city that borders Texas, we just say auto, coche and carro interchangeably and no one should say anything

u/MysteriousB 3m ago

It's actually the same in the reverse, loads of English teachers in Spain will forbid students from using Latin Origin Cognates and force germanic origin words, even though if you are just trying to communicate at a basic level, a native speaker will understand.

u/_BubblyWink 5h ago

Spanish keeps reminding you that the “right” word can change the second you cross a border

u/Stargost_ 4h ago

Yup. Another word which is used a lot for cars is "Automóvil" or just "Auto", and we also have "coche" if you're from Spain.

u/ManOf1000Usernames 4h ago

There is a lot of anglecismo in spanish but this aint one of them.

Both "car" and "carro" are a shortening of "carriage" and "carruaje" respectively, of which both descend from the latin "carrus" which itself comes from the gaelic "karros", a word for carts and/or wagons.

So it was carro all along!

u/yourstruly912 2h ago

Carro and car are cognates, not a loanword

u/fnezio 1h ago

Are you sure Spanish "carro" does not come from latin "carrus", just like in Italian?

u/Tomhap 3h ago

Had a Spanish classmate from Nicaragua who took Spanish class for easy credits.

The teacher from Spain burst out laughing when she hit him with the 'carro'. "What do you mean, with the horses in front?"

u/Fluffyy-Crave 5h ago

Spanish really does hit you with the “new vocabulary” reveal and it’s just the same word with better pronunciation

u/NoForm5443 5h ago

For modern words, yes; others it's because English is the bastard child of German and French

u/Dereksmith3107 5h ago

How tf is your cake day in the future?

u/StrongExternal8955 3h ago

It's embarassing.

u/Safe_Reading6267 2h ago

Just about every word in English ending in -al is the same word in Spanish.

u/adamdoesmusic 2h ago

idad=ty 99% of the time

u/yourstruly912 2h ago

Much less so unless you than japanese unless you are on Miami or something come on.

u/LucidITSkyWDiamonds 1h ago

Bro thats just the words having the same latin origin, not because Spanish copied English. Carro also means carriage.

u/TooSp00ky 1h ago

English has a ton of latin words because of french. Notably words ending in -tion are practically identical.

u/GlowingDuck22 5h ago

Los Jeans is my favorite.

u/yourstruly912 2h ago

Vaqueros you mean

u/Sew_has_afew_friends 5h ago

? People say mezclillas not jeans what

u/IHaveUrPants 5h ago

Mezclilla is the fabric, jeans are still called jeans

u/Mikrowelle 3h ago

What do you call other articles of clothing made from the jeans material, like a jacket then? I don't speak spanish but you guys' conversation made me curious!

u/Lowlight01 5h ago

Im partial to cornfleis(corn flakes or any cereal in my inlaws family) too lol

u/itsetting 2h ago

There's a whole subreddit for that called r/confleis!

u/boolius113 1h ago

I’m a big fan of a home run in baseball being called “jonrón”

u/Affectionate-Fee1395 5h ago

That really depends on what type of spanish, some dialects really dont use any english words at all.

u/less_unique_username 3h ago

learn French

it borrowed shampoo from English

but it felt insufficiently English for them, so they made it Englisher as shampoing

u/Agitated-Acctant 2h ago

I'm particularly fond of "le weekend"

u/Wooden-Web-5774 1h ago

on dit « fin de semaine » tabarnak ⚜️

u/yourstruly912 2h ago

Hindi word actually

u/less_unique_username 1h ago

Yes, but in its journey its last stop before French was English.

Speaking of languages of India, a funnier trip is the orange, which is something like naranga in Sanskrit, naranja in Spanish, orange in English, which Malayalam borrowed for a full loop.

u/Avalonians 1h ago

Yeah if you learn french you'll realize there are a lot of English words to describe modern things.

You'll also realise English is 30% french, period.

u/-Commander-Flamexi 3h ago

It's also similarly called biftek in czech

u/Only_Fudge5299 3h ago

sounds like bistec with a barthcelona accent

u/CPGFL 2h ago

Me finding out ba-po-roob is just Vicks Vapor rub and not some special medicine from Mexico

u/bannasplt 1m ago

"What is your biggest mistake?"

"The biggest beef steak—"