r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

me_irl “alright then”

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/Garlan_Tyrell 1d ago

I’ve never worked at a credit card fraud center, but I would wager the long pause was them marking the activity as non-fraudulent in the system and not judging OOP for late night dinners.

You have to think that between all the men reporting fraud on pay-per-view pornography to hide it from their wives, iPad kids running up quadruple digit micro transactions, and actual fraud that some late night pizza is barely gonna register.

u/mahboilucas 1d ago

I got a call when I wanted to rent an apartment. 2 times my payment didn't come through and I was annoyed and spammed the transaction out of anger.

I got a call from a nice lady. Once I said it's my first rent payment and I'm not being held hostage she laughed. My payment came through right after

u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 1d ago

Sounds like a Domino's in Miami, which close at 1 AM five days a week and at 2 AM for two days. Whereas up here in Jacksonville it's midnight closing five days a week and 1 AM the other two.

u/Fancywarrior14 1d ago

Do you guys remember the opening narration for how to train your dragon? That's how I read this and I dunno how to feel about it. Down with Jacksonville ig?

u/Tenoi-chan 1d ago

Lmao. You elevated this comment so much to me

u/CueMoo 1d ago

Probably a scammer and you just went off script.

u/send_fleet_pics 1d ago

How would a scammer know the person actually did that?

u/raspberryharbour 1d ago

The scammer WAS the pizza

u/yuval16432 1d ago

It’s true. I was the dog.

u/AdorableMouse1 1d ago

Then who was phone?! 

u/MoisticleSack 1d ago

They wouldn't. They'd expect the person to say no so they can offer to "help get their money back" in an attempt to get account information from them.

u/send_fleet_pics 1d ago

Seems more likely that it just yknow actually was the bank

u/MoisticleSack 1d ago

Of course. Pretty sure the guy was just making a joke

u/zoogenhiemer 1d ago

My bank has called me before to confirm purchases that they deemed suspicious because I was on vacation or something at the time, it’s not unreasonable to get a call from your bank for 3 midnight dominos runs in a row, especially if they’re in an area you don’t normally reside in

u/Pinglenook 1d ago

Yeah I once participated in a charity action on a blog that I followed (cakewrecks!) to donate 1 dollar a day for 10 days to a different charity every day. So on day 5 my bank called because paying slightly less than 1 euro every day, to a different American bank account each time, is very suspicious activity, even if it's a very low amount of money.

I explained, and they said they'd let the last  payment go through, but did ask me to stop, because it would keep flagging up every day. 

u/I_like_flowers_ 1d ago

i haven't thought of cakewrecks in years!

"one bon-bon is poison" holds a place in my heart forever.

u/Thesheriffisnearer 1d ago

My bank had a promo for gift cards and their app had a link that directed you to the promo.  Fraud alert declined every purchase I tried making with it.  Even their help center couldn't figure out why it was flagged

u/Ooficus 1d ago

If it was a scammer though how would they know about the pizzas? Unless they somehow got your banking login info in the call and logged in before confirming any purchases.

u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

They wouldn't. That's why the joke still works. The scammer wouldn't be expecting a yes just like the bank isn't expecting a yes.

u/CueMoo 1d ago

I'm just happy you could tell I was joking, I thought from some of the responses that it wasn't clear

u/Throwaway7219017 1d ago

I know someone like this.

u/jaksonsmom 1d ago

A literal interaction between the teller at my bank and my regular Dunkin run for the same exact thing everyday. I was shamed I tell you!

u/Am3thyst_Asuna 1d ago

My bank turned my card off after I repeatedly ordered Taco Bell 🫠

u/DragonessAndRebs 1d ago

My bank blocked me from buying an Xbox a few months ago. I only had a switch since it came out. 🤷‍♀️

u/clutterc0re 1d ago

As someone who works in banking fraud, like 99% of the fraudsters I deal with are working out of Florida. It’s insane.

u/batunspecifiedgender 1d ago

anyone in the uk who has received universal credit has had these interactions. they wanna know literally everything

u/TBurn70 1d ago

What’s universal credit?

u/send_fleet_pics 1d ago

Support for poor people

u/coryfromoregon 1d ago

Its credit that isnt just local...its universal.

u/TBurn70 1d ago

Can I save a buck if I opt for global credit?

u/PuffinRub 1d ago

The rumour is that the government wants to replace it with Multiversal Credit :-(

u/_Solani_ 1d ago

They say it's universal but when I tried to use it to buy groceries on Neptune they wouldn't take it so it's a bit of misnomer really. 🤷‍♀️

u/AdamContini 1d ago

Lot of people taking a Honzo Gonzo tweet seriously, here.

u/AENEAS_H 1d ago

This one is actually believable, i think it was during a tournament they were doing streaming for

u/AdamContini 1d ago

Oh, totally believable. But he is, in his heart of hearts, a troll.

u/Brunhilde27 1d ago

Wait! What? They called you? A few years ago in mid-December my debit card kept getting declined but I had a decent balance when I checked. I called my bank and they said it was suspicious that there were so many purchases in Virginia. Sure, I opened the account in the state where the bank was based but had lived in VA for several years. I asked the CSR to check my address on their records et voila account hold released.

u/Gems-of-the-sun 1d ago

I found out when an ATM swallowed my card. Wasn't a good day.

u/Brunhilde27 1d ago

Yikes, that is the worst!!

u/RetroSwamp 1d ago edited 1d ago

I bought a new computer and not even a acknowledgement via text on such a large purchase. The next day I got a drink at a gas station and they flagged my account and locked it lol

u/jayphat99 1d ago

Years ago my brother went to an absolute hood convenience store coming back from Windsor to buy beer and his card was declined. Driving down the road his bank called and asked if it was really him because the place was so shitty they never thought he would go there.

u/darklordbazz 15h ago

I was in the states once and went to a US branch of my Canadian bank to withdraw funds at the ATM there

My bank account was immediately locked and then spent an hour on the phone with the fraud department to confirm that I am actually in the states at their US branch trying to withdraw money.

Now I have a US bank account with my bank so it doesn't happen again

u/Automatic-Leg1668 8h ago

Damn my bank don't call me for jack shit. Even when I tried paying tuition with my credit card

u/RefrigeratorBrave870 1d ago

This is political content.