r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Guitar-String • 2d ago

Funny Looking out for each other

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u/AsstootObservation 2d ago

I have a knack for ending up on bartenders "spill tab" and get comped beers without ever directly asking because I start off tipping well. I know how many beers I drank and what my tab should be so I tip accordingly where it comes out close to the same price. Lots of $5 tabs where I'm tipping $10-20.

My favorite way to phrase it- I spend a lot of money to get free beers.

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u/1nd3x 2d ago

I spend a lot of money to get free beers.

That's essentially any kind of loyalty/reward program.

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u/AsstootObservation 1d ago

Yup. Except with the way I do it, it goes into the pocket of the employee.

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u/woahmanthatscool 1d ago

Your the customer they fuck with

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u/AsstootObservation 1d ago

Absolutely, remembering my drink and name. AND being super friendly to me. Just being fucked with from every angle. Wonder why I still keep going back? Maybe I'm a masochist.