r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 16 '26

Funny Poor, poor boy

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u/Casityny Jul 16 '26

i got dismissed from jury duty a couple weeks ago because i work a lot with cars and the defendant was charged with dui

u/Ok-Title-270 Jul 17 '26

Well ya obviously you’d take the cars side

u/icantgivecredit Jul 17 '26

What chemical would get a car drunk? Nitric acid?

u/immortal_reaver Jul 22 '26

Nitric acid is more like meth for car. Like when you see before and after photos.

u/kdesi_kdosi Jul 17 '26

hmm, so someone who works with people would choose the person's side

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