r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • Jul 16 '26

Funny Poor, poor boy

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jul 16 '26

I’d like to be on a jury, but I never get picked when I’m called for jury duty :(

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u/takoshi Jul 16 '26

Unironically watching 12 Angry Men in my impressionable high school years instilled me with a strong desire to fulfill my civic duty and I still have never gotten picked. Unlike all the people that lie through their teeth about some ridiculous prejudices to not get picked, I answer everything honestly and make clear I can judge impartially even if I have some relevant background or something but nope.

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u/NebulaNinja Jul 16 '26

Do you think they'd instantly turn you away if you happen to wear a 12 angry men tshirt during jury selection?

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u/takoshi Jul 16 '26

This one trick ...

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u/Umklopp Jul 17 '26

I need to remember this if I ever get another summons

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u/Beatleboy62 Jul 17 '26

It's so specific I think they'd accuse you of doing it on purpose to get out of it, lol. As such they'd call your bluff and put you on the jury.