r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • Jul 16 '26

Funny Poor, poor boy

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jul 16 '26

I’d like to be on a jury, but I never get picked when I’m called for jury duty :(

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u/RodanThrelos Jul 16 '26

I am 40 now. Never once been called.

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jul 16 '26

Depending on how you feel about the idea of jury duty, you should either play the lottery or avoid the lottery at all costs.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 16 '26

"If you don't know how statistics work, you might want to play the lottery"

Which to be fair is true for anyone.

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jul 17 '26

That’s true but it ruins the joke 😞