Poor, poor boy

[u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7]

[u/Reesewithoutaspoon2]

I’d like to be on a jury, but I never get picked when I’m called for jury duty :(

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Me: Can I sentence him to death?
Judge: Sir, this is a civil hearing about a tree.

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Me: I believe in Hammmurabic justice, if he cut the trunk, we cut the trunk

[u/Umklopp → u/3-orange-whips]

Enthusiatically chanting "tree law" under your breath would probably get you cut ASAP

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Right, so is death the worst thing I can do?