r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 14 '26

Funny Stanley your time is up

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u/DntTouchMeImSterile Jul 14 '26

It’s so funny because Owala was being sold at Costco 5 years ago and people used to make fun of them. I’ve had the same one since 2021 and it’s so funny to see them “popular” now

u/CarelessJury Jul 14 '26

Same here, I bought an owala as a cheaper alternative to a Stanley a few years back. I realized they were starting to get trendy when some younger coworkers started asking me about it

u/IrishPigs Jul 14 '26

It's funnny cause now it's Stanleys in TJ Max and Owalas cost $45.

u/nevercontribute1 Jul 14 '26

Same... the Stanley trend was funny because they were so impractical for most normal use. The Owala is actually well designed, but now it looks like I'm following a trend I couldn't care less about.

u/FairTradeOrganicPiss Jul 14 '26

It's really ok, you can like a popular cultural thing for the same reasons that everyone else does. You don't need to loudly hold up your Owala and go "I LIKE THIS BUT NOT FOR THE SAME REASONS THAT MOST PEOPLE DO, I'M A SPECIAL BOY"

u/Foriegn_Picachu Jul 14 '26

Consumerism is not a good thing lol

u/MeatEaterDruid Jul 14 '26

Buying something because you have a practical use for it isn't consumerism.

u/Aragorn-IR-Toe Jul 14 '26

I agree about the Owala being well designed. My friend is the importer for Owala to my country so I got one cheap and it's truly the perfect drink bottle IMO.

u/rbirchGideonJura Jul 14 '26

I bought a Stanley a couple months ago because I wanted a large bottle that'd still fit in my cup holder so it was perfect.

u/TopTittyBardown Jul 14 '26

I got one in 2022 a little before the craze started. It’s genuinely the best water bottle I’ve ever had. Keep everything cold all day, doesn’t spill out a giant opening when you try to sip it like a hydroflask, and the straw isn’t just hanging out loose like a Stanley where it will leak if it falls over. You can tip it back to gulp out of it or just sip from the straw. Has a built in hand to grab it by when the lid is closed. Perfectly designed and can’t think of a way it could be improved

u/throwthisawayred2 Jul 14 '26

This all seems so complicated. I just re-use my glass kombucha bottle that I get from Krogers.

u/onmamas Jul 14 '26

My wife has been an Owala evangelist for as long as I’ve known her. The last year has been super vindicating for her.

u/iluvchromosomes Jul 14 '26

Because Owala has a unique design and won several design awards for their straw / mouthpiece, unlike Stanley and the rest. Owala made a better water bottle.

u/Dangerous_Limes Jul 14 '26

I legitimately do not understand why you need a separate opening to sip and another to swig.

u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless Jul 14 '26

because sometimes i like to sip and sometimes i like to chug

u/AvaryZig Jul 14 '26

So much easier if you just don't have a straw in it. You can chug or sip, totally up to you.

u/rich519 Jul 14 '26

It’s just nice to have the option I guess. Beyond that I think it’s easier to pull water through the Owala straw than it is with other straw water bottles. The way it’s built into the opening makes it feel more like drinking normally.

u/DntTouchMeImSterile Jul 14 '26

Same, it’s a superior bottle. The internal straw and the fact that I can throw it up in the air without spilling is the best.

u/Reallyhotshowers Jul 14 '26

I have a Tal that is more like a Stanley but the straw holder clips shut. I can bring my own metal or glass straw and still get a fully leakproof container.

I like the idea of an Owala but am not a fan that there isn't a way to drink without putting plastic in my mouth, so Tal being leakproof but allowing me to avoid that ick has been great.

u/Valalvax Jul 14 '26

Lol work gave it Owala cups like 5 years ago, never heard of them before that, they were decent quality though

u/UrsaMajor7th Jul 14 '26

Lisa Simpson: "Mom, no! Everyone at school picks on the Pöpli kids..even I do. [under her breath] I just hate them so much."

u/avalonrose14 Jul 14 '26

Same. I'm currently on trend with owala but I have the same bottle I got in 2022 as a Christmas gift and last week finally caved and bought a second one because I was gifted the giant 32 oz one and it doesn't fit in my car holders and I got sick of throwing it on the floor and so I just finally snapped after years and decided it was totally acceptable to own two water bottles. Even owning two tho feels weird. Like I only need one and my old one still works. But now I have it in my cupboard for if I ever need it for hiking or something and want the larger size. Otherwise this new one will probably be my daily for the next decade.

I dropped my old owala off a cliff once and it only got scratched up so I don't expect it to break anytime soon and I love having a straw and a chug feature. I never got a Stanley and I'll likely never get whatever the next dumb water bottle trend is. Owalas are just great water bottles but idk why anyone needs dozens of them. It's insane to me.

u/DontBuyTheThing Jul 14 '26

I see everyone carry one now. When the parents come to buy their kids water bottles for school it’s always owala. I was told “Stanley is lame now”

u/one_sus_turtle Jul 14 '26

If they don't use them they should give them to homeless people so they can refill at water stations wherever possible to keep hydrated

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u/Cry_Wolff Jul 14 '26

That's why I don't bother with most people outside my circle. Rudeness all around.

u/the_rare_bear Jul 14 '26

It’s because they don’t want accountability. If they acknowledge that they are the problem, it means that they would have to do something to fix it.

u/3-orange-whips Jul 14 '26

Bubba if that’s plastic you might want want to steal of those stainless steel ones.

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u/annoyed_need_advice Jul 14 '26

You probably should be. Reused plastic bottles shed micro and nanoplastics like crazy. There are multiple studies. E.g.: https://www.researchgate.net/figure/The-effect-of-reusing-plastic-water-bottles-on-the-concentration-of-microplastics-when_fig1_364655255

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u/Reasonable-Figure142 Jul 14 '26

you don't care about your health?

u/TopTittyBardown Jul 14 '26

I think they’re probably just resigned to the fact that fucking everything has microplastics in it now and don’t care enough to try to avoid a little extra from their water bottle

u/iluvchromosomes Jul 14 '26

A little extra? You need to drink water every day. It's a lot extra.

Holy shit society is cooked.

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u/Reasonable-Figure142 Jul 14 '26

idk seems like an extremely easy change for them to make to avoid more microplastics, considering their family allegedly has several higher quality, non-plastic cups they don't use. they're just purposely being stubborn at this point lol.

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u/Superb_Pain4188 Jul 14 '26

Bro microplastics in all of your food and water already it doesnt matter

u/annoyed_need_advice Jul 14 '26

There's car exhaust in the air in every city. I don't go and huf on an exhaust pipe straight. Especially when it's trivial to avoid it. But to each their own.

u/no-name_james Jul 14 '26

Let’s avoid plastic because of cancer concerns and replace them with metal cups that test positive for lead. I’m not sure if you know this or not but being human is a terminal condition.

u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jul 14 '26

But i bet if you quietly took one or two to donate on their behalf, they wouldn't even notice

u/_procyon Jul 14 '26

Ngl if I was collecting something and my family member stole some of them and gave them away because they think my collections stupid, I probably wouldn’t talk to that person again for a while

u/LiftingRecipient420 Jul 14 '26

JFC they're not collecting water bottles, they're all dumped in a big tote, that's not how people store collections of things they care about.

What the hell is it with redditors imagining the most absurd bullshit and then getting upset over it?

u/AccomplishedEmu1886 Jul 14 '26

Every comment is obviously about them, didn't you get the memo?

u/Burrito-tuesday Jul 14 '26

I don’t remember the sub or the post itself, but recently I saw a picture posted and the background was a WALL of these, so many in the same color/style it looked like inventory, so people asked if they sell them…nope. “It’s my collection 🤗”

The extreme overconsumption is just mind boggling to me.

u/Florida__Man__ Jul 14 '26

Brother you might want to take your favorite stanley from the discard bin. Your sperm are in absolute conflict with those microplastics from a 6 y/o sports bottle.

u/LiftingRecipient420 Jul 14 '26

I'd just start giving them away without telling them.

They won't notice anyways.

u/geobomb Jul 14 '26

So she's selfish and feels bad about it

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u/_procyon Jul 14 '26

Idk, they’re building a collection. Some people collect Pokémon cards, or funko pops, or vinyls, or designer handbags. Even if it’s not something you would choose to collect, that doesn’t mean you have to shit on it. They probably have fun getting different colorways and designs and rare or limited release versions.

And you should not keep using that old plastic bottle. Chemicals from the plastic can leach into the water and you’re probably consuming microplastics every time you use it.

u/LiftingRecipient420 Jul 14 '26

OP did not say they are collecting them.

Your entire response is based upon something you made up.

u/Slade_Riprock Jul 14 '26

Same. Moving my girlfriend and her son and between them they have like 20+ water bottles and cups. I have 1 in use for coffee, that's it.

Refused to get rid of or pare down at all. They use them. I literally have never witnessed them rotate. In fact when I see a new one it's because they have bought a new one.

Tried to tell them you can buy magnetic wraps that change the looks cheaper and easier.

95% of them are sitting in a box still a year later after their move. Such a waste of money.

u/Snobolski Jul 14 '26

give them to homeless people

Bruh, do you even "consumer culture"?

u/Florida__Man__ Jul 14 '26

My wife is a teacher and shell get random ass water bottles/mugs/tumblers for teacher appreciation week. Every so often we hold a draft where we take turns picking mugs/bottles (depending on the cabinet) and then the leftovers go to goodwill.

People, DO NOT buy your teacher some mug/bottle/trinket unless you know (as in they said out loud "i really could use another mug") they want one, they have infinity. If you want to appreciate, money, flowers, carwashes, and good treats are the best bet.

u/peelen Jul 14 '26

Do you think homeless people have a problem with a lack of water bottles? I have like four of them and have never bought any.

u/hypo-osmotic Jul 14 '26

If you happen to need a new water bottle I see nothing wrong with getting whatever's currently trendy, but yeah it's the folks who get multiples that confuse me.

There's an outdoor lifestyle influencer who I follow that posts a lot about getting away from plastic waste but then also posts about her large collection of Nalgenes and doesn't seem to see the irony in it

u/Jealous_Ad_3321 Jul 14 '26

If you’re following that influencer, you’re part of the problem.

u/hypo-osmotic Jul 14 '26

That one inconsistency isn't that big of a deal to me I guess it's just kind of funny

u/Crrrystal Jul 14 '26

I don't know what influencer you're talking about so I might be way off base, but there's also a big difference between having a few reusable nalgene bottles and cycling through disposable bottles. One is much more wasteful than the other.

u/EnthusiasmOnly22 Jul 14 '26

I don’t want to hear shit about my impact on the environment when people like that exist

u/Eskimomonk Jul 14 '26

I thought you were trying to type “voilà” before I realized Owala was another brand

u/CypherGreen Jul 14 '26

I don't know why, but I find this weirdly depressing. 1. Why would you care. 2. Dear crhist the cost and there being better things to spend your money on. 3. The herd mentality of being told to buy things on trend. 4. Having a cup the size of a car isn't very functional so I just don't get the appeal either haha.

u/kindrudekid Jul 14 '26

Ovoloa or whatever is the brand is next one

u/Mr_Hellpop Jul 14 '26

Before Stanley it was Tervis.

u/MarcusDA Jul 14 '26

I don’t know if it’s any worse than guys with Yeti coolers and putting the sticker of a cooler on your truck.

u/EatTheAndrewPencil Jul 14 '26

My mom has a cabinet full of Stanleys and owalas and a Tupperware box of miscellaneous cup tops and it drives me nuts to look at. She uses none of them.

u/MavisBeacons_Sextape Jul 14 '26

That seems like borderline diagnosable behavior…at the very least the conspicuous consumption as a hobby is gross

u/copperbonker Jul 14 '26

That's just so crazy to me. I bought a knockoff hydro flask (thermoflask just as good for half the price) at the beginning of the pandemic and 6 years later its still holding up strong. I've had to replace the lid twice now but that's it. This just seems so wasteful.