r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/strawberry_semenade May 02 '26

"Do you smoke?"

"Smoke what?"

"Cigarettes."

"No, just fentanyl-laced meth with some crack sprinkled on top."

u/Jamsedreng22 May 02 '26

"Yeah. Absolutely fucking toasted the shit out of this kid in Counter-Strike the other day. Damn right I fucking smoked."

u/BuickMonkey May 02 '26

My hands are shaking my hands are shaking but im still shooting! Boom headshot boom headshot boom HEADSHOOOT

u/Jamsedreng22 May 02 '26

Elite ball knowledge. What a throwback.