r/MurderBryan • u/A_Ditto_Called_Jack • 2d ago
Real World Guys "I AM AN ELITE SALES WARRIOR"
The last job before you apply to ICE.
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u/Which-Arrival6777 SKA GUY 2d ago
is that right? lets see how good you are trying to sell Bryan a mattress
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u/PoorDunce 2d ago
I feel like the kind of guy who needs to infuse every facet of their life with this sort of vibe just needs to be put into a simulation where they get live in the Starship Troopers universe
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u/Pipeguy17 Warhammer 40k Guy 2d ago
Chris "Gris" "Mr. Cheapy Refunds" James would strike at these posers from a hidden tunnel network in the jungle like the Viet Cong.
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u/imgettingnerdchills 2d ago
URGENT!! PLEASE CALL MY CELLPHONE IMMEDITALTELY OUTLOOK SAYS THAT I HAVE FOGOTTEN MY PASSWORD AND I CANNOT LOG IN. WHY DID HELPDESK CHANGE MY PASSWORD. I AM A TOP SALES PERSON AND EVERY MINUTE I AM LOCKED OUT OF OUTLOOK IT COSTS THE COMPANY MONEY AND I AM NOT ABLE TO REACH MY MONTHLY GOALS.
THANK YOU!!
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u/Howamidriving27 2d ago
Some real "take their keys on false pretenses and refuse to give them back until they agree to a sale" energy.
Yes this happened to my wife and I (no we didn't buy the car).
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u/ilovethepropane LEGO GUY 2d ago
Buy these fucking solar panels!!
Our competitive finance plans MAKE THEM PAY FOR THEMSELVES!!
😡 😤WHAT COULD YOUR FAMILY DO WITH AN EXTRA $200 A MONTH?! ☄️🔥
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u/ManufacturedOlympus 1d ago
If all that’s true, why don’t you sell bill gates a piece of paper for $20 billion?
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u/flourwaterlad Cheap Guy 13h ago
how did they get identical quadruplets to lead their sales training?
is that Jocko on the screen in the back?
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u/mind_snare HxC Guy 2d ago
Something about screaming I have no ego, I have no entitlement while pounding your chest and standing on a chair doesn’t quite match up