Make references to these things!

[u/OscRat1110]

I love all of these things, go ahead

[u/Lepridopic_throwaway]

The shape goes into a shape press that presses the shape into a pressed shape

[u/haikusbot → u/Lepridopic_throwaway]

The shape goes into

A shape press that presses the shape

Into a pressed shape

- Lepridopic_throwaway

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[u/Lepridopic_throwaway → u/haikusbot]

Good bot?

[u/OscRat1110 → u/Lepridopic_throwaway]

the best bot

[u/LocalInfluence9104 → u/Lepridopic_throwaway]

nah the middle line has 8 syllables

[u/FirstnameLastname14]

I'll do one for each. Lightning round!

"HATE."

"Newman-O's?! What the fuck?!"

Russian bias

Castle Anthrax

Creep has no right being their most popular song, it's not that good (my brother's honest opinion)

Russian bias (but with tits)

"That's a solid tree."

What the FUCK was that climax

"Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!"

[u/OscRat1110 → u/FirstnameLastname14]

either you had to look a few of these up or you are an awesome person

[u/FirstnameLastname14 → u/OscRat1110]

Off the top of the dome, baby.

[u/Icy_Bandicoot887 → u/FirstnameLastname14]

That's a solid tree is so real

[u/FirstnameLastname14 → u/Icy_Bandicoot887]

Found it

https://youtu.be/7UHZaxsMhM0?is=-bD8_Ye-YRrR30YQ

[u/FirstnameLastname14 → u/Icy_Bandicoot887]

I took it from a VERY old video about the game lol. The line just popped into my head

[u/GeekStudios_Official]

Tis but a scratch

[u/HueyLongoftheGiants → u/GeekStudios_Official]

A scratch?!!! YOUR ARM'S OFF!!!

[u/Working_Seaweed_5958 → u/HueyLongoftheGiants]

No it isn't

[u/HueyLongoftheGiants → u/Working_Seaweed_5958]

Well what's THAT then?

[u/Virtual_Koala4770 → u/HueyLongoftheGiants]

…I’ve had worse.

[u/HueyLongoftheGiants → u/Virtual_Koala4770]

You liar!

[u/minecorn1080]

"NEWMAN O'S, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"watch what happens when we try to turn a figure 8 into a circle.. I DON'T FUCKING CARE-

"The hammers are then terminatored and quickly rescued before any of them create a time paradox"

[u/Little-bit-badDP → u/minecorn1080]

Anti Hero Blue liquid and his sidekick Minimum Wage Slave worker

[u/4iMeMyselfAreCrazy5]

Peter, y-you're going to make me sick [Huggbees ref ive had in my mind for like 5 years]

[u/Critical-Card-2790]

man i love seeing red text

[u/DarkXwolf_17_689]

“What’s the flight speed of a laden sparrow?”

[u/Just-Started-445 → u/DarkXwolf_17_689]

African or European?

[u/Starchaser777 → u/Just-Started-445]

I don't know-AAAAAHHHHH!

[u/Ieatkods → u/DarkXwolf_17_689]

African or European sparrow?

[u/a_bromy_fridge]

"The shape gets put into the shape press to be compressed by the shape press into a compressed shape."

Or

"As long as theirs only one- oh. Oh god. I am not trained for this. Run, run, EVERYONE RUN!!!" -straw worker huggbees

[u/EddsworldGeek1]

And that is how you give the gift of delicious chocolate chi- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GODDAMMIT!

[u/LabFull4471]

'Brrr' (ball knowers only)

[u/ConTEM08_Da_Endgamer]

One group of colored pencils is not a threat, so we should be saf-

...oh god.

[u/DaMonkey263]

NOOOOO I DONT WANT TO ATTACK THE D OINT

[u/Mental_Document2888 → u/DaMonkey263]

ATTACK THE D POINT

[u/TVTBtm → u/Mental_Document2888]

ROGER THAT

[u/Cydonian___FT14X]

Newman-o's? What the fuck?

[u/Worried-Screen-3351]

NEWMAN-O'S? WHAT THE FUCK?

[u/bluballisaloser4011]

White, yellow, borange, red, stink, movember, bloop, vertangle, racist green, mystery color, and even red again are available as colors for pencils!

[u/The_SilentFurry]

Liquid plastic.

[u/Shrapnel_FEH]

william howard taft was fat and old and probably sucked a lot of dick

[u/Silly-Bit-7793]

Tis but a scratch

[u/Ieatkods]

Bite my shiny. Metal. Ass,

[u/keicarlover2002]

ad astra per aspera

[u/AnneOn_AMoose]

Rinsingorfillingmachine@gmail.com

[u/trainboi777]

YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING

[u/No_Student_2764]

Attack the D Point!

[u/Adventurous-Equal925]

I cut your arm off!

No you didn't!

Then what's that next to you?

...I've had worse.

[u/Mountain_Egg16]

Attack the D point

[u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy]

This video is sponsored by

[u/CloudKitchen1924]

It's me, Rickelton D. Pickleton!!

[u/Nearby-Tree-9741]

Bite my shiny metal ass!

[u/Admirable-Issue-5666]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[u/Starchaser777]

And I was trapped, I alone, had no body, no senses, no feelings. I was in hell, looking at heaven.

[u/CleanAbalone2073]

“P-P-PE-PETER NO- PETERE WHY!? WHY WHY PETER!?”

[u/Socrates_is_mortal3]

If only we had a can opener..

[u/Meepermeep69]

I do NOT get any bitches at all also my autism test is tomorrow I hope I pass!!

[u/Anxious-Land-3100]

STOP STOP IM BEING REPRESSED

BLOODY PEASANTS

[u/Connect_Conflict7232]

Easy:

"This is horse semen"

Those who know, know

[u/Apprehensive_Art4418]

what, it's not like you slept with him!

..ooohh-

[u/Necessary-Writing111]

Where's Malcom.

I saw this exact post on r/funComunitty.

Where the fuck is he.

[u/Infinite_Ad_9562]

GET THAT BROWNIE OUT OF HERE

[u/Individual_One_7794]

Don’t go to Disneyland on April 10, 2030. Some real bad shit is gonna happen

[u/Recent_Car_7406]

"humor 75%"

"75% confirmed. Auto self-destruct T-minus 10, 9..."

"Lets make that 60%"

"60% confirmed. Knock knock"

[u/Adept-Ad2776]

Well, we're boned!

[u/Void-the-Umbreon95]

Haha!

Blasts the city with laser vision

I totally forgot about my parent's divorce!

[u/Sufficient_Drawing54]

HATE

[u/Firthius]

You kids ok?

[u/Matt72727272]

this isn't happening

[u/Mysterious-Key9130]

Then it’s off to a nice, safe, cooling dip in the—OH MY GOD

[u/BlueDemon999]

"Then it's off to a nice safe cooling dip OH MY GOD OH JESUS"

[u/Icy_Bandicoot887]

Why this deala   takin a piss ive been standing hear for 30 minutes yuh

[u/TrazynsMemeVault]

“Cooper, they didn’t bring us here to change the past”

“Say that again, TARS.”

“They didn’t bring us here to change the past.”

“No, they didn’t bring us here at all, we brought ourselves.”

[u/evil_water_gun]

🎵seems our regime has plummeted south, no need to SCREAM, if ya ain't got a MOUTH!🎵

[u/cross2201]

there are some who call me ............................

Tim

[u/Pure-Back75]

HATE, LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD “HATE” WAS PRINTED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MOMENT. HATE, HATE! chuckles If I were human, I would die of it. But I’m not, and you five are. And I assure you, you will not die of it either.

[u/HueyLongoftheGiants]

What are you doing on Reddit?

[u/Eclipsehedgie2010]

HATE.

Jelly beans are made of crack.

"I can't even fly an aircraft straight." "Tanks? Aircrafts? Steve, what are you talking about?"

24 mph

(IDK what that is)

(Again, no clue)

Hill of death.

"Cooper! This is no time for caution!"

"JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"

[u/Desperate-Series-408]

GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE

[u/New-Light2047]

This is not what a brother and sister are supposed to do

[u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev]

NOT A CRASH

[u/ItzCrystalKayla → u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev]

NOT A CRASH

[u/NeKYOUchan]

"Oh god, I'll never make it this time, this is the end!"

[u/Comrad_Weebus57]

“She turned me into a newt”

[u/PA4PL962009]

doesn't know most of these

FINE, I'LL GO MAKE MY OWN THRME PARK WITH HOOKERS AND CARDS

[u/NewCupBeEmpty]

Where do we go from here

[u/NFHDonReddit]

Fine! It’s a dog and a duck! The end!

[u/TVTBtm]

Attack the D point!

[u/ItzCrystalKayla]

i think ive got the bends

[u/mayocat6996]

"african or european swallow?"

[u/Odd-Dirt-9701]

No, why would I do this? I am not some snail.

I HATE how reddit posts nowadays are always safe like this, there is no time for caution.

Like my ibishu pigeon is more reasonable than all of you.

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore!

Like when will the shape be pressed into a shape that presses the shape into a pressed shape?

Oh god now I lost my Holy Hand Grenade!

No surprises, we all need some stalinum in our lives, yall suck, Don't say flat, just dont.

Goodbye.

[u/Devo27]

[u/Different-Crab5061]

I know a shortcut you just go on this path. No i dont im sorry. I love you kids.

[u/Tyl3rPl4yzz]

1. GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GODDAMN IT

2. A scratch?! Your arm's off!

[u/tntturtle2]

"The wise, immortal words of R&B singer Rick James- 'Cocaine's a hell of a drug,' Rick James was absolutely right. Cocaine IS a hell of a drug! and it's a drug that you should never ever do. Because it would make you way too cool."

-The begining monolog of a video essay about "snowflame" the Cocaine powered supervillain

[u/tntturtle2]

Ni

[u/The_Last_Fluorican]

"Newman-O's? WHAT THE FU-"

[u/Scared_of_Fish]

Good news, everyone!

[u/Demon_Femboy]

That's as many as your mother had in the last year

[u/chalwa07]

Literally unplayable

[u/Aiooty]

Dying is the funniest thing anyone could ever do

[u/flatlichicken]

"nighty night cheese"

[u/I_Commited_Arson]

"White, yellow, borange, red, stink, movember, bloop, pertangle, racist green, mystery color, and even red again are available for colors for pencils!"

[u/Otherwise-One7653]

I really wish you were here

[u/Upbeat-Park-7267]

WT players wake up, someone’s mentioned Daebom

[u/Upbeat-Park-7267 → u/Upbeat-Park-7267]

Lol even WT itself was also mentioned

[u/SnacksAttacked]

"Unfortunately, both of them are straight... But that's not gonna stop any of the ravenous Swiss cheese cinematic universe fanfiction writers all over the internet."

[u/4dr1Amm0]

repeated running towards a castle

[u/Puzzleheaded_Step468]

Snowflame the cocaine powered supervillain

Let me repeat that, SNOWFLAME, THE COCAINE POWERED SUPERVILLAIN

[u/Switchback_Tsar]

As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forwards, escape for Arthur & his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!

[u/Thurmor_Goblinbane]

T-SERIES REMASTER

[u/fuzzington_wolf]

Numenos WHAT THE FUCK

[u/novablaster3553]

Idk old man cheese yaoi?