r/Hiphopcirclejerk 4d ago

Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E 50 IS WHAT!?!?!

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u/YIMYUM420 4d ago

Biggie = burger king

Because Biggie is fat 💀💀💀

u/AwesomeTraditional32 TEAM YE 4d ago

“It’s funny because he’s fat” - Mr. Chow

u/Lopsided-Ad7830 3d ago

Mr. Chow = Lin King

u/Mankie-Desu 4d ago

In Australia, there’s actually a burger joint dedicated to Biggie. I stopped by there in Brisbane.

u/siloboomstix 3d ago

There's an embarrassing amount of fast food joints themed around 90s hip hop in Australia. Perth has a sandwich shop called toastface grillah 🤦‍♂️

u/Mankie-Desu 3d ago

That is amazing and I must one day visit this establishment.

u/RhubarbSquatCobbler 3d ago

It’s been over a decade but I’ve been there and it was actually pretty solid fare

u/lkodl 4d ago

Okay, you the King...

Burger King.

u/shade-block 4d ago

To me, biggie was always the storytelling king. Listening to his verses on Life After Death you can picture being in all of those scenarios he was rapping about.

His flows really weren't that memorable tho.

u/tjapetjape 3d ago

let’s be honest at the end of the day we only care about music

u/Shen_ishere 4d ago

Can someone confirm

u/Aetheriusman 4d ago

Someone gotta take back shots from 50 to confirm this, asap

u/Icy-War5216 4d ago

I thought 50 is the one to receive shots, maybe 9 Times Just to prove He ist the King tanking them

u/DirkonE36 4d ago

Shots taKing

u/JojitheFrenchie 4d ago

Whats Rocky have to do with this?

u/Riipp3r 3d ago

I think xaviergonzalez7051 already did
https://giphy.com/gifs/3pZjE2Z0HNVMk

u/EstimateLoud2130 4d ago

J Cole - Humble King

u/switchkick420 4d ago

J Cole = the People’s King 👑 🚗

u/eyesofthesolemn 4d ago

kendrick - a ring king king a ring king king 🤣 🤣 👏

u/Due_Charge6901 4d ago

King Kunta

u/Reliant_SupervanIII On Jah my Nathan 3d ago

Kunta King

u/Key_Ad4073 4d ago

A rin tin tin 😂 🤣

u/SweetSoftBoi 3d ago

/uj that's actually funny lmao

u/peepeeponis 4d ago

there is so many weed based rappers that are better than snoop dogg

u/switchkick420 4d ago

I love smoking weed 🚬🪴

u/Walter_Clements 4d ago

My personal favorite is Madlib

u/0vertakeGames 3d ago

And he's barely a rapper

u/PsychologicalEmu7569 3d ago

but none of them are as weed as Snoop.

u/DonCenote 2d ago

Curren$y? Idk who else you’re talking about

u/toastwithoutagun 4d ago

Rick Ross - Burger King

u/Brave_Bench904 4d ago

Jay Z - Jailbait King

u/-imbe- 4d ago

I promise he's never heard one Eazy E song

u/AwesomeTraditional32 TEAM YE 4d ago

Ayo 50 Cent… my man 🤝😂

u/whoknowsifimjoking 4d ago

I just found out 50 cent has children. That means... 😏

u/shirtlooklikedishrag bought streams for French Montana 4d ago

Typo. He’s the Seaking

u/eyesofthesolemn 4d ago

u/shirtlooklikedishrag bought streams for French Montana 4d ago

This guy knows pokeball

u/whoknowsifimjoking 4d ago

And what is he looking for?

u/chrisamnesty05 3d ago

Fuck yeah

u/GoraSou 4d ago

He‘s the Sex King, can’t you read?

u/cantaloupesteve 4d ago

3,700 people agree

u/fakename1998 4d ago

Ayo 🤨

u/ExperiencePutrid4566 bottomed for meek mill 4d ago

Daz > Dre

u/KurtRussellsMullet 4d ago

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u/union_red 4d ago

scary part is this clearly insider went with sex king and not troll king speaks volumes of 50s abilities

u/AngeryBirbs certified pedophile 4d ago

I don't wanna know which one Diddy would be

u/Numberonettgfan 4d ago

He's the king of your flair

u/switchkick420 4d ago

Diddy = the Rap Sheikh 💦

Get it? Bruh?

u/OBiLife 3d ago

Baby oil king 🤭😳

u/Vegetable_Orchid_900 4d ago

Ain’t 50 been celibate for like three years? How is he a sex king when he hasn’t even been fucking?

u/switchkick420 4d ago

50 Cent = Beef King 🗣️

Biggie Smalls = Burger King 👑

u/Mahim2000 4d ago

Good thing he avoided Diddy. Or else he would have become Sex Twink instead.

u/Butthold_clan69 4d ago

50 Cent my man 😂🤝

u/Infamous_Local_5350 4d ago

This is a real man typing this about another man

u/Aromatic_Reindeer_25 4d ago

Snoop gets out smoked by Wiz though.

u/DannyStress 4d ago

Honestly the people who call snoop a weed king don’t know anything about snoop, can’t even name a song he’s dropped after sexual seduction. Only corny dudes pretend to like snoop’s music post 2010

u/grizzled083 4d ago

stroke king

u/smokingcharliekirk 3d ago

Dr Dre the king at what ?

u/MaloxD16Official 3d ago

Drake = Minor king

u/AutoModerator 3d ago

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Opssec44 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 4d ago

Eazy e is aids king

u/burn_1ne 4d ago

You’re like half the comments and none of them are funny, king

u/Opssec44 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 4d ago

Your top 2 subs are mfdoom and Drake the type. You’re the person we’re making fun of in this sub bro

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/burn_1ne 4d ago

You’re right, I shouldnt mess with one of Aubrey’s Angels 😇🦉

Just keep making classy jokes about aids and slavery

u/switchkick420 4d ago

C’mon don’t be rude, bruh!

u/RhytmanDK 4d ago

Tupac - actor king

Dr dre - Suburban king

eminem - N word king

u/Opssec44 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 4d ago

Drake - king of ice

u/Numberonettgfan 4d ago

Ironic cause the iceking was a niceking now I'm uncle

u/switchkick420 4d ago

Drake = the King of Pop 🕺 🪩

u/CommercialSuit1806 4d ago

What's J Cole's

u/chrisamnesty05 3d ago

Humble king

u/ssimssimma 4d ago

Beef king

u/ChillVibesIdk 4d ago

Whole lotta burgerish

u/Any-Imagination6917 4d ago

Drake fan got lost I think

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/WorldChampionNuggets 3d ago

He got the magic stick

u/Jkru3 3d ago

Sex King. It says it right there. Maybe get some glasses OP?

u/Doctor_Zhicago 3d ago

Well he did write the hook for LL cool Js paradise. If you close your eyes you can hear him instead of Amerie 

u/RandomKazakhGuy #1 AUTOMOD HATER 3d ago

The OG CEO of sex

u/Wonderful-Wrap5787 bottomed for meek mill 2d ago

Drake - Ice King

u/Opssec44 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 4d ago

Xxxtentacion- dead king

u/Opssec44 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 4d ago

Kendrick - crying about slaves king

u/Aetheriusman 4d ago

Sounds about white

u/switchkick420 4d ago

Kendrick = the King of African America