r/Hiphopcirclejerk 6d ago

Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E yo are we deadass šŸ’”

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u/hornysexymasturbator 6d ago

I deleted the video, thank me later

u/No-Motor459 5d ago

Thank you Horny Sexy Masturbatorā˜ŗļøšŸ™

u/rhinestonecrap 5d ago

yo what would we do without you hornysexymasturbator

u/InvestmentShot9463 5d ago

general HSM to the rescue

u/brobgonal_dude 6d ago

Quiet kid music

u/EqualPlan4595 6d ago

Autistic doomscroller kid music

u/MischievousMuffin374 bought streams for French Montana 5d ago

more like self diagnosed

u/Dankmemer1400 5d ago

Yeah, real autistic people like me listen to Freddie Gibbs

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u/Eryomama 5d ago

It’s actually PokĆ©mon ost music they listen to but go off.

u/KindPenguin1 4d ago

For me it's a lot of The Weeknd

u/saxhaver781 On Jah my Nathan 5d ago

Burger gibbsĀ 

u/X_crafter 5d ago

We b calling anything burger nowadays bruh

u/saxhaver781 On Jah my Nathan 4d ago

He cool.tho i fw pinata

u/brobgonal_dude 5d ago

Man stfu

u/saxhaver781 On Jah my Nathan 4d ago

U got a jaydes pfp nigga

u/brobgonal_dude 4d ago

ok thats valid you can hate on me for that nglĀ 

u/Ok_Gas4765 5d ago

The irony of saying this with a jaydes pfp

u/cuteminutenumber3 5d ago

Says the dude with a jaydas pfp

u/brobgonal_dude 5d ago

he might be bad but in my opinion not misery level bad (ps the pluggnb stuff solos the new stuff)

u/cwnfusion 5d ago

If I had to choose between the two, I pick Jaydes. Any day.

u/thicc_drake 5d ago

Explain in Drake terms

u/AutomaticAccident 5d ago

She's a good girl who isn't going out.

u/idontknow_6442 5d ago

We don’t fucking listen to ts

u/brobgonal_dude 5d ago

You sure man?

u/idontknow_6442 5d ago

Yes, it’s very weird ya’ll hate us just for not wanting to talk

u/Realistic_Cup_3787 5d ago

Oh, are you gonna crashout and show us your inner sigma?

u/idontknow_6442 5d ago

Proved my point

u/Affectionate_Idea6 4d ago

live jerk wutdufu

u/Mahim2000 5d ago

Every single person is my enemy

u/XL-oz 5d ago

Words to live by

u/sufficenttrash 5d ago

Evil thorfinn

u/Mahim2000 5d ago

It was a Jerma reference tho

u/jerkingtocockandtits 5d ago

oh the treachery

u/Mahim2000 3d ago

every single person wants to BEEE my enemy

u/Hikki_Hachiman ā˜‘ļø 5d ago

Oh the misery

u/lazac69 5d ago

im from tel aviv and this is my fav song, genius finally showing real music not that overstimulating yn stuff

u/sufficenttrash 5d ago

Miku approved comment šŸ‡®šŸ‡±šŸ‘šŸ»

u/shiestyfinale 6d ago

black grimes?

u/Suitable-Homework-82 5d ago

Isn’t fka twigs already black grimes

u/yooMvtt 4d ago

Never thought about this but you are so right.

u/Ok_Gas4765 5d ago

Playboi Carti hits woman: i sleep

E-girl makes kinda cringe but harmless song: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

u/sufficenttrash 5d ago

Carti uses his vamp powers fueled by his aura to annihilate the chuds who dont praise king vampĀ 

Plus he lowk like a feminist cause he believes a woman is worthy to fight him in a 2v1 AND hes raising his son at the same time by giving him tips to defend his mom before hes even born

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u/CB_lemon 5d ago

E-Girl could never make whole lotta red

u/GaptistePlayer 5d ago

Also why is this on anyone's radar if you hate it? Like, if you're going on Genius.com to ragebait yourself you are the problem, they post these cringey interviews with artists of all genres.

u/bacalhaugaming 5d ago

What if I hate both tho

u/Future-War-1130 5d ago

She talks about wanting to be raped by her father she is not harmless

u/sufficenttrash 5d ago

Devils advocate here...

If shes the only one being harmed, IS she harmful.Ā 

Regular guy here, what?why

u/croftyyyyy 5d ago

when most of her fans are likely under 16, probably.

u/Snoo-39062 5d ago

Yeah she has credible SA accusations, she's harmful. They should put her and the wife beater in the phantom zone

u/Affectionate_Idea6 4d ago

good point

u/AwesomeTraditional32 TEAM YE 4d ago

I dunno, I would rather listen to Carti’s baby voice than hear MiseryĀ 

u/tripien 5d ago

This is objectively worse

u/NoTrollGaming 5d ago

Rent free

u/LordRockyTheThird 5d ago

I'm happy knowing I can go to sleep having no idea what this is about while everyone is losing their minds

u/Opssec44 Aubrey’s Angel šŸ¦‰šŸ˜‡ 5d ago

She’s like 40

u/sufficenttrash 5d ago

Still 16 in spiritšŸ˜”āœŠ

u/swoopae hung out in doja cat's tinychat 4d ago

only 40teen

u/tripien 6d ago

Genuinely worst song ive ever heard in my life

u/Ok_Gas4765 5d ago

Most overhated song I've seen in my life, you clowns wouldn't have survived the MySpace era

u/zzcolby 5d ago

It feels more like larp shit for kids who weren't there for the MySpace era. Everything about this artist's aesthetics and lyrics scream Discord e-dater shit to me.

There's some aspects of insideous cringe culture behind all the backlash ofc (don't let anyone tell you that shit died), and I've seen asshat IG commenting dolts use the whole "Dada, dream girl wallahi" meme to bully normal alt chicks. But this song just flat stinks

u/TheCynicalBlue 5d ago

Im pretty sure it's aiming for that kind of vibe or at the latest early 2010s. It's weird seeing shit I thought was embarassing become nostalgic to some people. I suppose the 20 year window for nostalgia has shifted yet again

u/Ok_Gas4765 5d ago

See you in 20 years for the drift phonk revival

u/AutomaticAccident 5d ago

Was around then. This is really fucking bad.

u/Ihavenoenemies1337 6d ago

Is it worse than we are Charlie Kirk?

u/WeltyFern 6d ago

There are many songs worse than We Are Charlie Kirk

u/Ihavenoenemies1337 6d ago

It’s interesting, name me top 3 worst song oat, just curious

u/kholodnoyesteniy Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone 5d ago

not the person you’re asking but:

cheerleader

say (john mayer)

dance monkey

u/Ihavenoenemies1337 5d ago

It’s a solid list, can’t argue with that

u/Green_Bulldog 5d ago

Shockingly good list. Was not expecting to agree so strongly.

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u/kholodnoyesteniy Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone 5d ago

it sucks ass

u/BuggsMcFuckz 5d ago

I Might Go Hit Me A Lick by Lil Droptop Golf Cart for starters

u/kvng_stunner 4d ago

Bruh this takes me back lmao. I used to ironically (and then eventually actually) love opp pack smoker back in the day

u/Lupusan 5d ago

THIRSTY THIRSTY THURRSDDAYYY

u/Klomnisse69 certified pedophile 6d ago

Yes

u/Dankmemer1400 5d ago

We are Charlie Kirk is AI so I don't count it as a real song

u/siwtawtod 5d ago

Then you haven’t listened to enough music, the song is like a 3/10

u/thicc_drake 5d ago

Explain in Drizzy terms

u/SomethingOrOtherName 5d ago

I thought surely it couldn't be that bad. Immediately had to wash it with some Death Grips.

u/redditIsDogshitApp 5d ago

aughhh..... im about to reddit all over the screen......

u/theguyfromfortnite- 5d ago

lowk guilty pleasure songšŸ™šŸ™šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜­

u/bacalhaugaming 5d ago

As someone that actually enjoys early 2020s compressed electroclash/hyperpop, Misery feels like cultural appropriation

u/OkBrick7728 6d ago

This song and its listeners need to be eviscerated straight up

u/now-im-just-a-jigsaw 5d ago

I'm a listener, I love the song

u/Sharp_Caregiver6646 5d ago

yo why is she kinda

u/Automatic-Life-7349 5d ago

twinšŸ’”šŸ’”šŸ’”

u/mrmanny0099 5d ago

She looks straight out of 2008 blasting MCR in the hallways in school

u/StreamSniper17 5d ago

ABDL music

u/OriginalDot461 5d ago

This song is genuinely good tho

u/_N0t-A-B0t_ 5d ago

ā€œI miss that kind of misery, the kind where you are nice to meā€

what information don’t we have???

u/Humanbeingoth I am weed. 5d ago

The second half of 808s solos her whole career bro šŸ’”Ā 

u/pussynpatron 5d ago

Gen Z is uncontrollably gay

u/Familiar_Gas_9421 5d ago

You know what a Pupsie is in German? A small fart.

u/Suitable_Match_8167 5d ago

Don’t know who this is, will report back

Edit: I mean.. it’s a pop song about being miserable

u/saxhaver781 On Jah my Nathan 5d ago

didnt we just get a che song

u/Classic_Run_4836 5d ago

Genius screenshot will get you banned.

u/Lostpokemonfan777 im gay (im happy) 5d ago

this song good tho

u/Lurnatic hung out in doja cat's tinychat 5d ago

New industry plant? Who is that

u/goofballzesty 4d ago

Dream interview wallahi

u/Kuro_Anies 3d ago

She looks exactly like what I'm expecting

u/derLukacho 5d ago

Bro genuinely called "farties" in German šŸ„€