I believe it

[u/fakename1998]

[u/RandomKazakhGuy]

[u/BrassCanon → u/RandomKazakhGuy]

Dababy, no! You have to let it sit on the counter for a few minutes so the noodles can soften!

[u/ROACHOR]

I don't believe that man would indulge in extraneous sauces or drink such a rich beverage.

[u/RandomKazakhGuy → u/ROACHOR]

Our king too humble fr

[u/LTC-trader]

We know it was chicken because he don’t want beef

[u/thicc_drake → u/LTC-trader]

[u/RandomKazakhGuy]

[u/slowcancellation → u/RandomKazakhGuy]

Letting out a trademark yeuch as he slurps down an extra spicy noodle

[u/eminentwaters → u/slowcancellation]

😭😭😭

[u/toastwithoutagun]

J. Cole would never, he doesn't indulge in gourmet cuisine.

[u/mickysD]

so humble 🫩 my goat did it again

[u/BrassCanon]

I don't like ethnic food.

[u/SaltyBawlz]

Don't try to out-fart him after that

[u/titobrozbigdick]

Chicken? That's gourmet shit, j cole would feast on cockroach, and once in a while, rat meat

[u/No-Respond-900]

humble goat admits when he gets spiced out

[u/Ce1estialFlame]

Finally, real news

[u/DdinDone]

This is TOO MUCH for self-proclaimed "Humble" king 😡

[u/TheMeticulousNinja]

Play J Cole get the wings dry

[u/Lead_resource]

When I shit i wipe

[u/itsmymedicine → u/Lead_resource]

A fools errand

[u/Admirable_Foot_7192]

Thats my goat man thats my goat

[u/Tigerkix]

Life is getting too real, I need some feel good news

[u/Loud-Shake-7302]

drake

[u/Loud-Shake-7302 → u/Loud-Shake-7302]

the bot broke

[u/Sharp-Pumpkin-8791]

That 🥷 probably drank half and half

[u/Alpha_Currency]

Lies. That boy runs from spice

[u/KurtRussellsMullet]

That’s how J Cole fans feel about other rappers, a lil too spicy for their gentle palates

[u/guapoguzman]

WAS IT ALMOND MILK

[u/TheChildIsHere]

No they got it wrong, he apologized to the capsaicin and it left him alone after that.

[u/Cpolo88]

Sounds about white