r/Hiphopcirclejerk red rose 🌹 white ceiling 15d ago

Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E Which UK rapper is the most gangsta why is it Charli XCX?

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u/Infinity_777_ O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 15d ago

ouuu shii

u/Tabax22 15d ago

fym ou shii

u/NonameNinja_ 14d ago

ouuu shii method not patched

u/NoLifeAlucard 15d ago

Bro just wants all of to goon with him 🥀

u/JimJimJibbles 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMOVMW9QFjZUDU09UX
He saying the quiet part out loud

u/aboyisagun24 15d ago

She actually ages like wine istg

u/AutomaticAccident 15d ago

All time baddy who's made great music.

u/Robichaelis 15d ago edited 14d ago

Does she actually compose or produce anything?

Edit: the most downvotes I've ever had on a comment is for asking if Charli produces her songs. Didn't know her fans were so fragile and culty

u/GaptistePlayer 15d ago edited 15d ago

Yes, she writes all her songs

u/AutomaticAccident 15d ago

And she performs them well, which is another part of being an artist.

u/StagVixCpl99 13d ago

I was curious...I looked up the song writing credits on Brat.

She does not write all her songs lmao. There's like 5-6 writing credits on almost everything lmao...fuck no she isn't writing this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

u/coolguygranny 10d ago

You're being downvoted but You're completely correct

charli xcx couldn't a write a song if her life depended on it

u/aboyisagun24 13d ago

Its called having a writing team, she wrote most if not all of Brat, but shes credited under her real name Charlotte Aitchison

u/StagVixCpl99 13d ago edited 13d ago

Its called having a writing team, she wrote most if not all of Brat, but shes credited under her real name Charlotte Aitchison

If she has a team of 5 writers, then she's not writing all this shit lol.

How do you come to the conclusion that she's writing most, if not all, of Brat? That's not reality here.

Most of the artists that do this have other people wrote the vast majority of the songs and cash in song writing credits due to their negotiating leverage. That's reality. Saying she's writing most of this stuff is delusional at best.

u/GaptistePlayer 13d ago edited 13d ago

You get writing credit for participating in any part of the song process lol. She's been in the credits for every single song on every one of her albums, unlike most pop stars (and many rappers)

How are you all in a music sub and don't know how this works? It's literally the same for your favorite rapper

u/StagVixCpl99 13d ago edited 13d ago

Most popular stars and rappers get song writing credits for the very reason you just stated in your first sentence lmao.

You're asserting that she's writing almost all of her songs when it's far more likely she's using her name as negotiating leverage for writing credits.

C'mon man, you're on a hip-hop sub... You should understand this.

u/GaptistePlayer 13d ago

She's the only common factor in every single one of her writing credits. I don't know what rappers you listen to who only appear on random writing credits for others but I guess that's why this is your expectation lol

It's like the only two things you know is bedroom pop that is 100% self-produced, and shitty rap where no artist is writing on the credits. Guess not everyone can have decent taste

u/StagVixCpl99 13d ago

TIL learned Dr. Dre wrote all of his songs on the Chronic 2001... correct?

He's the only one with songwriting credits listed on all of the songs, correct?

Surely we don't know that he most definitely was not writing his lyrics lol.

You sound like you don't have the slightest clue of how the music industry works.

u/GaptistePlayer 13d ago

Bro you really are stupid. Dre is known for being a terrible rapper who has to have others ghostwrite his songs. A perfect example of the braindead standards and low expectations you're used to lol

Like honestly, how stupid are you that that's a perfect counterexample of what most actually good artists are NOT. Like I said, there's a huge chasm between useless commercial rappers who can't write and bedroom artists who have to self-produce everything. That you think this is standard shows you don't know shit lol.

You also gonna name Drake as your other favorite?

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u/Robichaelis 15d ago

You mean just lyrics?

u/GaptistePlayer 15d ago

Bro is in a rap forum and is questioning writing and performing (and singing) songs as an art form

u/Robichaelis 15d ago edited 15d ago

No I didn't do that. People were talking about music she created. I specifically said "composing" because I knew people would confuse songwriting for lyric writing. And she's not really a good singer so I just wondering what she has going for her beyond being a "face" for the music

u/Salty_Major5340 15d ago

Lmao just Google it buddy

u/Spugheddy 15d ago

Dude can't even hate proper.

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u/aboyisagun24 15d ago

No, shes been producing music since she was 14 making rave tunes

u/QuallyYayo 15d ago

She should reach out to you for some advice since you have such a successful music career.

u/Smolchungs 15d ago

Ouch!

u/Robichaelis 15d ago

Not really

u/Robichaelis 15d ago

Did I say I did? I just asked what she actually does music wise

u/siloboomstix 14d ago

Have you ever asked that about a male artist?

u/Robichaelis 14d ago

What are you implying?

u/Twinkubusz 15d ago

Well that didn't answer the question at all, did it

u/Robichaelis 15d ago

People are so defensively parasocial over Charli

u/KingAngeli 14d ago

Listen to next level Charli such a banger
https://giphy.com/gifs/CBoOk7YXJZXAtgAdXf

u/Brain_Farofa 14d ago

I’m gonna sit down and hold your hand when I tell you that most popular artists don't handle every single part of the song production process

u/mofodius On Jah my Nathan 14d ago

she's been a DJ since like 14 iirc

I don't doubt that she could write, produce, mix and master her own tracks

u/sveppi_krull_ 15d ago

Yeah she’s doing both lyrics and production, probably with more people now that she’s a star but she’s very much doing it herself

u/Robichaelis 15d ago

Does she have any studio tours or interviews? Most producers are proud to show off their techniques and equipment

u/LocoCoopermar 15d ago

Gotta keep moving the goal posts somehow

u/KingAngeli 14d ago

She doesn’t need any equipment I heard.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Bvjt3O1P1HfOhhB3wY

u/stewmberto 15d ago

Charli is like one of the most influential pop producers of the last 10 years (and been doing it for longer than that)

u/Robichaelis 15d ago

Funny way of spelling Sophie. What producer credits does she have though?

u/ProphetofChud2 15d ago

What is your deal lol

u/Robichaelis 15d ago

Why are you getting defensive over someone who doesn't know you exist

u/LocoCoopermar 15d ago

Probably because you're actively going out of your way to shit on someone for no reason, usually if someone is unjustly being shitty most humans will come together to point out why they are wrong

u/Robichaelis 15d ago

Poor bougie rich girl

u/LocoCoopermar 15d ago

Poor sad keyboard warrior spreading negativity for no reason. Kindness and hate are both free, think about what you're putting out into the world dork

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u/StreetsofGalway 14d ago

Why are you?

u/Robichaelis 14d ago

Huh? Who am I getting defensive over?

u/stewmberto 15d ago

They're both influenial, and it's stylized SOPHIE :^)

And yeah I mean you can claim that AG Cook basically produced everything if you want (or whatever point you're trying to make which is still unclear other than just being a hater?)

u/Icy-Interaction-9652 15d ago

Apple, Sympathy is a knife, everything is romantic

u/Delicious-Image-3082 14d ago

You should listen to her music.. if you have already given at least one album 2+ listens then idk what to tell you

I get the vibe that you really dislike her though, what Choli Xbox did to you??

u/Sweet_Engine5008 14d ago

I hope I don’t get downvoted right there with you but as a fan of Charli she doesn’t produce all of her songs entirely but she gives credit to her producers which is quite refreshing

u/Phatasstarotreader 15d ago

She’s gotten better over the years

u/aboyisagun24 15d ago

Idk how to explain it well but she feels more natural now compared to how she looked in 2010s. Like google charli xcx then vs now and its a crazy difference. 

u/okdude679 15d ago

It's called having nice natural tits.

u/aboyisagun24 15d ago

Speed understand gif

u/Dan247 14d ago

u/RaulRpg1 Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone 14d ago

Who the fuck is that

u/Dan247 14d ago

IShowSlow

u/ZubatCountry 15d ago

all I know is how it makes me feel

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 15d ago

Yeah she's hot af and makes some of the hardest tracks my ears have ever had the pleasure of hearing

u/podteod 14d ago

She's 34, not 60

u/ChrisbyOrios 14d ago

She’s so awesome I first found her music on Skins UK when I was a teen and have loved her ever since 🥰

u/billybellybutton 15d ago

She got richer and went and got a new face and body pretty much

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 15d ago

No she didn't weirdo

u/billybellybutton 15d ago

Yes she literally talked about getting botox so. Brat was all about her struggle with body image issues

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 15d ago

That's different than getting a whole new body lmao

u/aboyisagun24 15d ago

A little plastic surgery maybe, but its also probably part of getting older bro✌️😭

u/Due_Rich_616 15d ago

Nas Biggie Charli, in that order, then finish on Jay Z

u/garrbear22622 15d ago

After dinner right?

u/YeetyMcYeetersson 15d ago

No dinner with Jay Z, give me the $500k instead

u/buttery_tail 15d ago

legendary mount rushmore

u/im-crow #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER 15d ago

worlds worst foursome

u/ahmetonel 15d ago

lowkey without biggie it's pretty fine. you wouldn't want your bones crushed

u/im-crow #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER 14d ago

jay z is the real concern tbh

u/VitoCorleone187Um bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes 14d ago edited 13d ago

would jay z be a bottom? i feel like all those years of being rich being a top must’ve got boring. he has to be a bottom for sure

u/mukherjee_ayan 14d ago

Say wut?

u/Pristine_Zebra_6424 14d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

u/whateversnevermind 14d ago

Charli, Baltimore?

u/logoNM 15d ago

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 15d ago

That Oba Femi?

u/CaptainSmallz 15d ago

Close, it's Omos.

u/Dan247 14d ago

We are ALL Omosexuals 🥰🥰🥰🥰

u/whateversnevermind 15d ago

u/No-Platypus-6646 15d ago

NME we’re obsessed with her back in the day. I hear she’s doing panto in Brighton next Christmas

u/sneaksby 15d ago

Interesting, I heard she stepped out of the public eye for health reasons pretty much around the time she was peaking in the UK media.

Best of luck to her. 👍

u/Unique-Ad6086 15d ago edited 15d ago

I’m from South Africa and we used to bang “Random” and “ love me or hate me” when I was in high school 😂

u/dvielis 15d ago

I forgot about her that was my shit when I was like 12. Real Rap has always been like a mountain

u/bylebog 15d ago

Lady Sov floats through my playlists. Love Me or Hate Me is fun.

u/3nar3mb33 15d ago

legit who I was thinking of

u/southlondonyute 14d ago

Love her or hate her

u/SlyTone 15d ago

Freddie Mercury.

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u/SlyTone 15d ago

Stfu bro I merk for Merc Is4g

u/MasterYargle 15d ago

Kreayshawn

u/aboyisagun24 15d ago

Jerk answer is YT. He runs the streets of Oxford 😈😈

Real answer is Digga D or Rack5

u/sneaksby 15d ago

Ok, so Jehst or Roots Menuva then.

u/1slinkydink1 15d ago

We love our Indian rappers

u/DoctorsAdvocate 15d ago

Never knew she was half indian that’s dope info.

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 15d ago

Yeah, Nav could never compete with the GOAT.

u/DoctorsAdvocate 15d ago

Hear me out, Three headed goat with Charli Nav and Fakemink

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 15d ago

No, there can be only one

u/gleep12345 15d ago

Charli blends trap and pop in such a seamless way I almost forget she raps alot on her songs, doesen’t feel forced she makes it her own

u/Fantastic_Media_3984 #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER 15d ago

Do you think Skepta is gansta?

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 15d ago

Nah, he's no Dizzee Rascal

u/santtuhehe 15d ago

And dizzee aint no Wiley

u/PrivatePlaya 15d ago

Im about to Boom Boom my Clap

u/chaves4life 15d ago

She ain't no Susan Boyle.

She was gangsta with her anal bum parties

u/No_Cap_8326 red rose 🌹 white ceiling 14d ago

She does the product that Clipse raps about

u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 15d ago

6 God approves 🙏🫶🏼🍏

u/VintageLivin 15d ago

Is this real?

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 15d ago

Yeah. It makes no sense tho because Drake doesn't understand drugs.

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u/Guilty_Matador 15d ago

She's a real gem

u/AArandomPerson 14d ago

Everyone’s forgetting 21 savage

u/SummertimeThrowaway2 15d ago

KSI solos the entire UK rap scene easily

u/Wonderful-Wrap5787 bottomed for meek mill 13d ago

He’s in the thick of it

u/sneaksby 15d ago

KSI is a children's entertainer, he's like the zoomer Tmny Mallet.

u/fakename1998 15d ago

She’s so stupid fine bruh

u/LazerMans9999 14d ago

Pinkpantheress

u/Finn-Gerbang 15d ago

It’s Lad Baby but Unknown P is the wave

u/Extreme_Ad_3896 14d ago

She's gangster since when 🤔

u/crispy_attic 14d ago

You know how it goes. We even have the “rap is a mountain” comment in this comment section. They think if they say this dumb shit enough it will somehow make it true.

u/KingAngeli 14d ago

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 14d ago

No lies detected

u/BrownieJ 15d ago

Got on the XCXpress when I saw that video of her on stage spitting on the ground and licking it up. I need me on like that tbh.

u/coldnorth4enf4 14d ago

She’s a posho

u/Head-Grass8879 14d ago

Wait a minute, she’s bri’ish?🤮

u/vzyal 14d ago

Fuck off akademiks

u/satellite_station 14d ago

ROFL at her being the best UK rapper

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u/Saqmakaq 15d ago

Gotta be that dude that poked up the pedo in prison right? I mean I guess the broad with stretch marks on her lips is g too

u/YungPapi37 O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 15d ago

🔥

u/Fearless-Freedom-582 15d ago

I aint even have munchies but those strawberries look real good 🤤

u/Boring_Low2356 bought streams for French Montana 14d ago

Oh.. Oh damn 👀 😳

u/fandangledvietnamese 14d ago

Charlie XCX or Cher Lloyd are UKs top Gs
https://giphy.com/gifs/wPbpOXWyB1hWAhpYwy

u/Inevitable_Drink7145 14d ago

I didn't knew she was built like that.

u/DrakeUrSoBased 14d ago

Saved for later. 🙏💪

u/okymoney 14d ago

Gooners recognizes real gooners

u/jrinredcar 14d ago

Jerk: Blackout Crew

Unjerk: Onoe Caponoe

u/MannyMike7 14d ago

Smash, next question

u/SilentOption 14d ago

i am so confused

u/Over_Paramedic_4973 14d ago

Good god she is so fine

u/EsUnTiro 12d ago

Charli Kirk

u/Zeprarex 12d ago

Don't forget about the biggest midget in the game

u/Squimblert_J 11d ago

They're calling it the whitest comment ever

u/Humanbeingoth I am weed. 5d ago

She can carry more switches with that gyatt so she’s a bigger threat to the ops

u/brinz1 15d ago

Dua Lipa is just Albanian Charli XCC

Which makes her more gangster

u/Bent_forek69 15d ago

SHES SO FUCKING BAD MOMMY MOMMY MOMMYYYYYY 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

u/McIntosh812 14d ago

nice digital footprint you got there son

u/CTHABH 15d ago

Cause she got a fire ass song with peep too the most gangster best rapper ever

u/YingDat_015 15d ago

OP is white

u/toriblack3 14d ago

The things I’d let her do to me

u/Fencemaker 14d ago

UK Rapper. That’s funny.

u/JoeyC42 14d ago

She’s a satanist and I don’t support her energy harvesting performances

u/Supersmashbrosfan red rose 🌹 white ceiling 14d ago

what

u/Jay-Seekay 15d ago

Charlie XCX mimes at her gigs 🤷 or the ones I’ve been to anyway