If it's all Kendrick's plan 😨😰😨😰

[u/bittimi]

[u/Intelligent_Table913]

Her last name is Lamar..

He Who Shall Not Be Named’s last name is also LAMAR!!!

Draaaaake, GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay away from her. It’s a trap set by the little devil himself!!! 😱😱😱😰

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Middle name

[u/Intelligent_Table913 → u/killrcreepr]

I don’t care enough about that guy to know all that 😂

[u/Hiphopcirclejerk-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

go back to ruining the carti sub

[u/Embarrassed_Host501]

It was all Goths plan

[u/Wonderful-Wrap5787 → u/Embarrassed_Host501]

“Imagine if I never meet the goths?”

[u/Intelligent_Table913 → u/Wonderful-Wrap5787]

Gothskis*

[u/Tall_Performance_406 → u/Embarrassed_Host501]

The Romans, circa 378 AD

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Say that again…

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go back to ruining the carti sub

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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*

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[u/Me_whenSuS]

Kdot hired a goth girl to manipulate drake?

[u/Realmofthehappygod → u/Me_whenSuS]

No...dont you see.

Kdot IS the girl.

[u/MotionXBL → u/Realmofthehappygod]

That would be an insane larp from Kenny

[u/Me_whenSuS → u/Realmofthehappygod]

That mean Kendrick x Drake ship was canon?

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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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[u/TheMeticulousNinja]

I wasn’t impressed with this jerk at first, but I went over it in my head and it’s 7/10 at best

[u/g-nice4liief → u/TheMeticulousNinja]

For me it's a solid 5/7

[u/CharisSem123 → u/g-nice4liief]

67

[u/TNTyoshi]

The War General always wins! 😎 ALWAYS!! 🥵 Now, when he drops the bar, “Fuck L@mar doggie-style” it will be a double entendre. 👌😌🔥

[u/plattwix5 → u/TNTyoshi]

Quadruple entendre*

[u/takeyohand]

immaculate larps

[u/ieatfungi___]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mqp2jT7s1cpSgTdush

[u/UsefulChapter9107]

fym Goth, she dont even know one thing about the culture lol

[u/a7xdae → u/UsefulChapter9107]

Holy shit she's like drake but with the goths instead of the Blacks

[u/Intelligent_Table913 → u/a7xdae]

They are the culture. Bow down to the king and queen 👑

[u/Harlllley → u/a7xdae]

Lmaoo

[u/NewRapIsLargelyTrash → u/UsefulChapter9107]

Homie still doubled down calling us some emos

[u/Chill_Panda]

He trying to get Drake to take him last name

[u/FollowingCharacter83]

Musturd

[u/Shen_ishere]

How deep does Dot's plan go

[u/between3220character]

Bro played 5g chess and won back the beef

[u/Swimming_Meaning577]

That girl was undercover kendrick

[u/No_Towel9514]

The masterplan , she was Kendrick all along

[u/BrassCanon]

Kendrick gets cucked by Drake

[u/AliTheVillain → u/BrassCanon]

The bull is buying them a house! Their situation is so confusing

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go back to ruining the carti sub

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As a white male I’ve never found it hard to understand and feel Kendricks albums but obviously I’d never be able to fully relate to them.

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[u/PISS_OUT_MY_DICK]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KMIoyPa3LSTQEMxInq

[u/anthonyg1500]

Meet the Goths