r/Hiphopcirclejerk Jun 18 '26

tryna strike a woman and it’s probably my fiancée Fully reformed? XXXTentacion hasn't been commiting domestic violence for 8 years now

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u/No-Tangerine2171 Jun 18 '26

Quality jerk, others need to take notes

u/Bing1044 Jun 18 '26

Forreal, this one actually got me 🤣

u/DieHarderDaddy Jun 18 '26

People can change, I am always rooting for people to reform and make amends

u/Very_Not_Into_It Jun 18 '26

That must be why so many people say that he's resting in peace 😊😊💓 my king

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/BellyCrawler Jun 18 '26

Explains why they draw him with wings and a halo-- because bro has become an angel.

u/Known-Historian7277 Jun 18 '26

So glad he’s doing well 🙌

u/BuggsMcFuckz Jun 18 '26

my GOAT biggie hasn’t been fat for 29 years🥹

u/ArmorGyarados Jun 18 '26

Bro looking like a skeleton these days honestly

u/BeerBellies Jun 18 '26

And all before Ozempic hit the market - he’s a real one.

u/Money_Chemistry_8041 Jun 22 '26

biggie smalls is small

u/jmar206 Jun 18 '26

He’s pretty much been an angel for the last few years. What a turnaround

u/SECRETBLENDS Jun 18 '26

He's now an ex-tentacion. Blessed be.

u/Ireallydfk Jun 18 '26

2 more years until he gets his 10 year badge from r*ping-a-woman-with-bbq-tongs anonymous♥️

u/ardoin Jun 18 '26

It wasn't tongs, it was a giant metal fork and a grill cleaning brush 🥰🥰🥰🥰

u/Money_Chemistry_8041 Jun 22 '26

now i havent heard of this one fill me in

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/wasraelx Jun 18 '26

Narrator: he was the guy that is defending that

u/sendmedickpixs Jun 19 '26

Here's to hoping Chris Brown follows in his steps ❤️

u/firebird_ghost ☑️ Jun 18 '26

This is how I’m reminded of X’s death anniversary lmao. My 14 year old self would be very disappointed in me

u/SwordfishOk504 I am weed. Jun 18 '26

Thank you, Drizzy!🙏🙏🙏

u/AutoModerator Jun 18 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/SwordfishOk504 I am weed. Jun 18 '26

Drake.

u/Visible-Specific5329 Jun 18 '26

Who? Some kinda tentacle person?

u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 Jun 18 '26

SMS XXX 💬💋🫣 Thank you Drizzy for keeping our angels safe 🙏

u/funnylikeaclown420 Jun 18 '26

He’s really kept his nose clean

u/Life-Landscape5689 Jun 18 '26

Whatever happened to make this change was a gift from god 🙏

u/Appropriate_Willow27 ☑️ Jun 18 '26

JuiceWRLD hasn’t been taking drugs 7 years straight

u/Claire_De_Lunatic Jun 18 '26

It's funnier when it's a piece of shit

u/JojitheFrenchie Jun 18 '26

I knew my GOAT could change fot the better.

u/QuitYuckingMyYum call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Jun 18 '26

So good, so viscous. Bravo OP

u/BeginningDisaster114 Jun 19 '26

Tupac hasnt been a sexual offender in 30 years 🥳

u/ThwackNation Jun 18 '26

Pure soul

u/Chill_Panda Jun 18 '26

Shout out my boy Tupac, left that gang life a long time ago, 30 years out of it this year.

u/MyNameIsBenKeeling Jun 18 '26

I know he hasn't released an album in almost 5 years and that wasn't his best work but the singles he put out with Ski Mask last year were alright and I still think he could put out a classic if he wanted to.

u/ICanHazRecon911 Jun 20 '26

hell yeah im gonna ask him to collab now

u/BabyGirl-Kat Jun 18 '26

You already got what you wanted, you already bashed him. You made him look bad on the internet bruh.

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/Ok-Touch5981 Jun 19 '26

Sorry bro, we don's diss saint Floyd here.

u/Much_Ad_3633 Jun 19 '26

Bro dissing one woman beater then defending the next?

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Jun 18 '26

MEH!! What’s he gonna do about it ?

u/AlecDawesome Jun 19 '26

Leave the violent remorseless rapist alone!!!

u/Money-Beautiful5196 Jun 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jY4SvxIF62Uik
True, this is so inappropriate. OP should be absolutely ashamed of himself…

u/StrikingOffice6914 Jun 18 '26

Least original joke of all time