r/Hiphopcirclejerk May 31 '26

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection until today i thought this was an AI parody the whole time 😭😭💀

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u/Environmental_Cup_93 May 31 '26

All of my opps they dead 🥶🧊🧊🧊🗣️🗣️

u/yeastypotato May 31 '26

why do they gas me up? ⛽️⛽️⛽️🔥🔥

u/Environmental_Cup_93 May 31 '26

Where does it go? My head 😤🗣️🧊🧊🧊‼️

u/Yeah_Dont_Know May 31 '26

Tuck me in, I’m ready for bed

u/Butthold_clan69 May 31 '26

Did a weewee, now it's wet

u/HornyEagles May 31 '26

Don’t touch the kids, they said.

u/AwkwardSale3562 May 31 '26

They caught me in 4K, all of my fans defend.

u/iam_the-walrus May 31 '26

Bro doesn’t know cadence

u/Londji_TTS May 31 '26

Loser

u/p90love May 31 '26

Weirdo

u/HornyEagles May 31 '26

Real loser is someone who cant provide for their family buddy

u/LordMegamad May 31 '26

No you're right, touching kids should be okay

u/inaparalleluniverse1 May 31 '26

Kendrick Lamar is not dead (I googled it just now). Therefore, Kdot is no longer an op therefore Drake is confirming he and Kendrick peaced it up.

First Person Shooter 2 otw 🧊🦉

u/Easy_Demand_7372 May 31 '26

We like us

Us two on the beat, bro!

u/W1ckedd99 May 31 '26

Obsidian man soon!

u/cubix05 May 31 '26

Aw fuck me, you just made the whole connection

u/Virginity_Lost_Today May 31 '26

Second Person Shooter?!?!

u/2-2Distracted Jun 01 '26

They said it might be a TPS if Jermaine comes back.

Hip hop about to have a new renaissance. Trust 🙏

u/Hefty_Patience_8486 May 31 '26

Why do they gaz me up 😏😏😏❄️❄️❄️⛽⛽

u/VitoAAAAAA May 31 '26

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

u/RedOnion19 May 31 '26

Serious question. What opps are dead?

u/Environmental_Cup_93 May 31 '26

Fuckin literal Larry over here.

u/RedOnion19 May 31 '26

I thought he was talking about facts?

u/Environmental_Cup_93 May 31 '26

Ya rap lyrics are all incriminating evidence that should strictly be read as facts

u/HBaratheon May 31 '26

But when Kendrick does it, it's alright, right?

u/VerticeBrawlie May 31 '26

Yeah cuz Kendrick has a reputation for making good bars most of the time, unlike Drake

u/memes_r_my_life May 31 '26

No they are both dogshit

u/biglikethaworm May 31 '26

I thought Iceman was a hhcj joke until he made the ice thing 🤣

u/132dude May 31 '26

same tbh 🤣

u/clownind May 31 '26

The parodies are better than most of that album. Hickory dickory drake goes hard.

u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 May 31 '26

All of Drake’s parodies and AI songs are so good…it’s much better than Kendrick or any other rapper!

u/Bootybusterog May 31 '26

Drake genuinely raps in buzzwords

u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/HBaratheon May 31 '26

But when Kendrick does it, it's alright, right?

u/Own_Preference_8103 May 31 '26

Woah pull over, you know how fast you were jackin there bud?

u/Bootybusterog May 31 '26

yup, i can tell ur Not Like Us™️

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u/promiseheron May 31 '26

they gon be alright

u/clownind May 31 '26

Well he is an anime lover......

u/Irrax May 31 '26

a powerscaler of all things, truly abominable

u/-Cartographer-616 May 31 '26

Anything but a powerscaler. He really is the worst of the worst😂

u/RedOnion19 May 31 '26

I hope he’s getting paid, if not then he has some serious mental issues and should get checked out.

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u/macleran98 May 31 '26

Maneesh on the beat, shabang 🫡😁 All of my opps, they dead 😵🤫 Why do they gas me up? 🤔🧐 Where does it go? My head 🫪🙆 How much I got? A lot 🤑🤠 Don't leave again, I won't 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️ Thinkin' of tryin' me, do like Bryson, pussy-ass nigga, then don't 😠😤 Can I forgive? I can't🙈🙅 What do I need? Some head🥵🤤 Shorty keep askin' the date She tryna finesse Polymarket for bread 🍀💸 Where is the beef? It's cooked 🧑‍🍳🥩 Where is the boy? He's booked 🧾✅ Don't even recognize none of thеse names at the top of thе charts, I looked 👀👀

u/teophilus May 31 '26

Dr suess ass flow

u/Key-Case-7059 May 31 '26

honestly an insult to dr seuss

u/hemperbud Jun 01 '26

Hickory Dickory dock beat actually fits it perfectly

u/ch3nk0 May 31 '26

Its 21s tbh, he will never beat Atlanta allegations

u/reCAPTCHAPBOY May 31 '26

Boom bap boom

u/seahawks-boi-209 May 31 '26

Is it bad that I actually like this song

u/That_Sexy_Ginger May 31 '26

Nah the iceman album had some fun bangers on it, but it's drake so it's like a good McDonald's once in a while

u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/bssprfnd May 31 '26

What the fuck is this lol

u/Elegant-Operation-45 May 31 '26

kenny bots still riding tha mcdonald’s shit 😂

u/Small-Respect-7492 May 31 '26

It goes hard 😔

u/seahawks-boi-209 May 31 '26

I love the quavo adlibs, takes me right back to 2017

u/engienering_my_limit #1 AUTOMOD HATER May 31 '26

Honestly the production is good and the vocals are fun. It's just this song is so easy to clown for the basic ass lyrics and some weird delivery

u/Virginity_Lost_Today May 31 '26

40 what’s up?

u/HBaratheon May 31 '26

But when Kendrick does it, it's alright, right?

u/richardvirginia hung out in doja cat's tinychat May 31 '26

This feels like a non sequitur and I don't know if you're jerking me or not

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u/HauntingPattern1341 May 31 '26

he genuinely might genuinely be genuine but he might also genuinely be genuinely genuine

u/CatLordCayenne call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word May 31 '26

Shrodingers genuine

u/Defender012 May 31 '26

I think he's just having a stroke

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u/ShroedingersCatgirl #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER May 31 '26

Bros crashin out over ts

u/fucshyt May 31 '26

Why you repeating that? Is your jaw okay?

u/FriendOfDirutti May 31 '26

Jaw jackin and jerkin I need some ice man.

u/SOMAVORE May 31 '26

rent free, boys, fucking rent free lmao

u/MohamedMEDADO May 31 '26

Uhhh yeah I think it is alright for Kendrick to like the song

u/seahawks-boi-209 May 31 '26

Maneesh on the beat shabang 💥

All of my opps is dead 🪦

Why do they gas me up? ⛽️

Where does it go? My head 🤯

u/p90love May 31 '26

How many times did you post this comment? All you drizzler stans are just doing PR full time.

u/JimmyJamsDisciple May 31 '26

How many times are you gonna post this in this thread 💀

u/Willing_Stomach_8121 May 31 '26

It’s not AI, I checked

u/132dude May 31 '26

yea thats the point of the post. i realized that today after weeks of being fooled by the real thing

u/Willing_Stomach_8121 May 31 '26

You missed the flow, I’m dead

u/132dude May 31 '26

oh lmao my bad g 💀

meant to say "YO THATS A BAR"

u/hemperbud Jun 01 '26

Mid mid mid skip skip

u/HBaratheon May 31 '26

But when Kendrick does it, it's alright, right?

u/clownind May 31 '26

Go back to watching Naruto.

u/VitoAAAAAA May 31 '26

kdot's adlibs >>>>>>>>

u/dennyyooo May 31 '26

More like skill issue. But honestly its “to each of their own” but people love to make dramas. Fi fa fo foo

u/lakemont Jun 01 '26

we gon be alright

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u/Hopeful_Start486 May 31 '26

"The typa shit i'm on you wouldn't understand/the typa skits i'm on you wouldn't understand"