r/Hiphopcirclejerk May 10 '26

tryna strike a woman and it’s probably my fiancée I think I’m getting the Kendrick Lamar hype now guys

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Had him a Pulitzer right now

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u/outofmindwgo May 10 '26

I like to play this loud in my Honda fit and drive around Vermont 

u/AutoModerator May 10 '26

Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy

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u/smokingcharliekirk May 10 '26

Hose in Vermont love it

u/The_ivy_fund May 12 '26

White people love saying they like Kendrick because it sounds so cool. They appreciate music that is art, meaningful, genre-bending, but also real and raw, based on lived experience in the ghettos of this country.

If you like Kendrick, you must be cool man. You just get it. You've got great taste.

A MINORRRR

u/CulturalMesh call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word May 10 '26

ON GOD YOU AINT GETTING THESE KEYS 🗣📢

u/Geneo-Frodo May 10 '26

You just don't get it......smh

u/itsme99881 May 10 '26

This is what i listen to before picking my girlfriend up from work

u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 May 11 '26

Training before the boss battle

u/SleepingDoves May 10 '26

I'm jealous of those with high IQ's that are able to appreciate his masterful songwriting

u/outofmindwgo May 10 '26

Making him use big words and act lyrical

u/Imaginary_World_3138 May 10 '26

Bouncing on it crazy style bro

u/HappyGnome727 May 10 '26

You’re one of those who need /s

u/lanicorain im gay (im happy) May 10 '26

TRAUMA-DUMPING JAZZ RAP STAYS ON DURING SEX

u/fardolicious Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone May 11 '26

u/biglikethaworm May 10 '26

You gonna use the picture of the Japanese soldier against someone again after your 7th Kenny post of the week?

u/Uncuffedhems May 10 '26

u/biglikethaworm May 10 '26

Was this my 7th Kenny hate post of the week or yours?

u/Uncuffedhems May 10 '26

It’s a circle jerk sub where we joke about rap. You call it hate cause you’re triggered

I think it’s funny

u/biglikethaworm May 11 '26

I don’t hate him! I just make fun of him on Reddit every day! You’re the triggered one!!

u/Uncuffedhems May 11 '26

It’s 2026 bruther Reddit is an app on the phone

https://giphy.com/gifs/RsWQOUqXJZTS8

u/biglikethaworm May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I too have the photo of the Japanese soldier and I’m not afraid to use it!!

u/Very_Not_Into_It May 11 '26

lol nah everyone but you can tell the diff between funny and hate

There's loads of funny ways to shit on Kendrick. You just dont have what it takes

u/AndyGoodKush May 10 '26

This is more of a skit than a song

u/Samiassa May 10 '26

Ya I love Kendrick but I would never listen to this song by itself 😭 it’s only good in context of the album it’s like trying to listen to Warszawa without the rest of low or speak to me without the rest of dark side of the moon

u/ZedFraunce May 11 '26

I had songs playing on my speaker at work in a kitchen and I recently added some more KDot songs. I must've forgot what this song was about or misclicked and it ended up in my playlist.

I came back from the restroom to what I thought was 2 people fighting in the distance. But since when did one of the cooks sound like Kendrick? Then it hit me lmao. Never gonna forget that shit for a long time.

u/OrionShtrezi May 11 '26

Warszawa is a great song on its own though. Maybe something like Future Legend is a better comparison

u/streetwearbonanza May 10 '26

I'm not a Kendrick fan really but his "skits" in gkmc were really good. The story had me engaged enough to tolerate his annoying ass voice for the length of the album

u/SmoothieNatns May 10 '26

Can't listen to any songs off that album cause the story's so engaging I gotta finish the whole thing

u/TNTyoshi Al Gore invented ebonics May 10 '26

The only way I can listen to rap music is by watching videos of other men listening to rap music.

u/traplords8n TEAM FANTANO May 10 '26

What I would play on the radio all day if I owned a relationship counseling firm

u/urzayci May 10 '26

Maybe I'm just too high IQ but I like that Kendrick puts on a bit of a performance in many of his songs.

Obviously you ain't bumping to this shit in the club but sometimes you gotta sit back, relax, and listen to Kendrick's girl talk about fucking his cousin

u/BRLY May 10 '26

Analyzing an interlude?

u/Uncuffedhems May 10 '26

It’s not a serious post brother

u/Unhappy-Mechanic-683 May 10 '26

Song would have hit better if he added the “he’s baby keem” adlib when she says she’d fuck his cousin

u/SothaSillies May 10 '26

I only listen to the clean version of this banger

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u/Fearless-Parking1930 May 10 '26

Okay that was based though

u/Thin-Remote-9817 May 10 '26

Is this part of the iceman rollout?  Fun fact 

Iceman was the first openly gay superhero 

u/taylosmuertos May 10 '26

Facts. Bobby Drake "iceman"

u/Uncuffedhems May 10 '26

So what? Are you homophobic? Haven’t you listened to Aunty Diaries?

u/taylosmuertos May 10 '26

jumps straight to homophobia lmaoooo mans completely missed the point 😭😭😭😭😭

u/Thin-Remote-9817 May 10 '26

TIL doing gay fun facts..is subject to questions like "are you homophobic"

Umm no...I dont think I am 

u/SOMAVORE May 11 '26

accusations are something something lol

u/MysticalSouljah May 10 '26

This is inspired by Rza - Domestic Violence which is way better song

u/wildingflow TEAM YE May 11 '26

That songs hilarious

u/0vertakeGames May 10 '26

OP, the Beef was 2 years ago, just let it go

u/Uncuffedhems May 10 '26

What does this post have to do with a beef?

u/0vertakeGames May 11 '26

Bruh, your fucking avatar is Drake

u/AutoModerator May 11 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/_picture_me_rollin_ May 10 '26

Typical Drake and Jeff Epstein fan

u/Uncuffedhems May 10 '26

I’m a Kendrick fan

u/Such_Description May 10 '26

Outjerked again

u/MajorHarriz May 11 '26

Only people with high IQs could understand these two are in fact in a toxic relationship. This is why Dot has a Pulitzer.

u/Remarkable_Gas1872 May 10 '26

I’m a dot fan and hated this song

u/Admirable_Gas_2596 May 10 '26

Listen your a good kid but this city is maad

u/Remarkable_Gas1872 May 10 '26

😂😂😂

u/S-0-R-A May 10 '26

You ain't real don't make me go Kung Fu Kenny on your ass

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u/VravoBince May 10 '26

It's a jerk bruh

u/Ricky_Bobby_yo May 10 '26

Some just aren't mentally evolved enough to grasp the art

u/S-0-R-A May 10 '26

You must think youre a big shot. I'm just a good kid in a maad city but let me get in my Element and we can squabble up. Its gon be alright you about to die hard. Obviously you not like us. Don't blow my high, stay humble. untitled 02 | 06.23.2014.

u/FunkyFunkyBoys May 10 '26

Sir this is a jerk off.

u/Uncuffedhems May 10 '26

I always skip

u/jaydubb808 May 11 '26

Because it’s not a song.. y’all too immature for this album.

u/Nigel_Hartz May 11 '26

He was tryna do an EMENIM KIM....the hood version but..no

u/TerriblyAfraid May 10 '26

Seeing a lot of Kendrick hate! Where's this coming from...?

u/coat-tail_rider May 10 '26

It's backlash against how hyped he is. I'm in the camp that never really understood the big deal about him, but I am also able to recognize when something just isn't for me and respect that others appreciate something about it I don't.

But now that's he's ending up on people's "best ever" lists, there's bound to be people coming out of the woodwork to say they always hated and it's garbage. Just how hype works, unfortunately.

u/TerriblyAfraid May 10 '26

I mean I don't listen to a whole lot of his stuff, but the recent backlash is charged af.

Plus he hasn't really released anything recently I don't think, so I don't know what's causing the buzz.

u/biglikethaworm May 10 '26

Look at who’s posting this stuff. It’s easy to see why they hate him. But you don’t have to worry about that nonsense when you listen to the good stuff like eminem and mackle more

u/DoctorStove May 10 '26

probably from the songs he's put out

u/TerriblyAfraid May 10 '26

Like recently?

u/DoctorStove May 10 '26

Like the whole past album. And not like us once people realized the song is ass, after getting over the whole drake owned!! part. Been downhill since damn & some of the black panther album

u/AutoModerator May 10 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Uncuffedhems May 10 '26

We’re allowed to joke about Kendrick too

u/swislock May 11 '26

No, black men must obsess over Kendrick, anything less is met with being drawn and quartered.

u/Puzzleheaded_Love699 May 10 '26

Pullitzer winning artist. Not everyone can understand. Shit idek if I do.

u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 May 10 '26

It's giving Westside Boogie vibes

u/FunkyFunkyBoys May 10 '26

If Eminem wrote this it would have went 50x platinum

u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan May 10 '26

The one song from Kendrick that I also thought was complete dogshit

u/Full-Permission-1234 May 10 '26

Nigga really said "that one song"

u/DoctorStove May 10 '26

A MINORRRRRR 🤣🤣 Kendrick is totally a redditor!!

u/ZhenXiaoMing May 11 '26

MUUSSSSTTAARDDD

u/Leading-Aide5617 I am weed. May 10 '26

Most relatable shit I’ve heard in a while.

u/chaseacheck100 May 10 '26

I feel the same

u/munchy_junk May 10 '26

Weekly kendrick drop?

u/Physical_News_1962 May 11 '26

Shouldn't he go to through his moustache or nah ?

u/FReeDuMB_or_DEATH May 10 '26

Damn I haven't seen this joke on the sub before 💀

u/Possible-Glove4249 May 11 '26

People who hate Kendrick glaze him more than Kendrick fans
https://giphy.com/gifs/fXJPBIeJjIusg