r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/thismeatsucks • May 01 '26
Play J cole get the pussy dry Jay-Z would look better without his facial hair
Am I wrong tho?
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u/wilsonthechad May 01 '26
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u/harshmangat May 01 '26
Nas - Ether something something lips
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u/No_Huckleberry2711 May 01 '26
Something something whiskers like a rat
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u/nexxlevelgames May 02 '26
"How many of biggies rhymes gonna come out ur fat lips"
The first time i heard this i died.
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u/thismeatsucks May 01 '26
Full beard actually looks better.
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u/MVIVN May 02 '26
If he *could* grow a beard like this he probably would
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u/Outlandishness_Sharp Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone May 02 '26
He can't grow no beard 😂 Best he can do is them uneven catfish whiskers 😂
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u/DivingElliotRoberts bought streams for French Montana May 02 '26
He would prolly look better if he got rid of those god awful dreads too
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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 May 02 '26
Fr who TF starts growing dreads at 55 anyways and they probably extre ruins cuz they grew too fast , especially for someone borderline elderly
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u/CatLordCayenne call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word May 01 '26
Jayz would look better without period
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May 01 '26
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u/An_Creamer May 01 '26
Ain’t no way Beyoncé is faithful bro
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u/makmewse May 02 '26
why she with him bro, she has money already. he ugly asf and he was tight with diddy and in the files so his personality can't be a reason. either she as fucked up as he is or he has blackmail on her, i don't see any other way
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May 01 '26
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u/Life-Lychee-4971 May 01 '26
Ok then make another hov
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u/ExperiencePutrid4566 bottomed for meek mill May 01 '26
dame could if he wanted to, he just doesn’t want to
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u/Triggered-cupcake May 01 '26
Edit: Jay Z would look better without his face.
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u/Smakintheface May 01 '26
lets remove his face through some middle ages torture device and craft a new one
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u/j0zart May 01 '26
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u/ComplexR22 May 01 '26
Lmao wtf is this
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u/j0zart May 01 '26
i thought his lips kinda looked like a butthole so i made it in photoshop 😂
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u/Nice-Database-3124 May 02 '26
Who’s butthole did u use for tht
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u/ideactive_ May 01 '26
What is up with this hairstyle. Is it some dreadlock hybrid? Here in my city the only ones that i see having this hairstyle are homeless men, im not even kidding
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u/C13H16CIN0 May 01 '26
Never did I ever think that he would look better without his Floridian perv stash
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u/BeautyDuwang May 01 '26
Would u guys rather have to look like Jay z but you get to kiss Beyonce or look like Beyonce but you have to kiss Jay z
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u/Suspicious-Branch-67 May 01 '26
No facial hair as a black man is just a crazy thing to do if you can grow facial hair. Don’t care if it’s just a patch on the cheek, rock it lol
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u/PostNutLucidity May 02 '26
Why would it matter specifically for black men? Strange to police who’s allowed to be clean-shaven.
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u/gammaguts76 May 01 '26
jay keeps looking more and more like a narc undercover trying to bust a weed drug-dealing rink who can’t wait to get back to his cadillac Ds-thrown-on lookin white wife
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u/gammaguts76 May 01 '26
bey hated the white woman he cheated her on with so she made herself look like her
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u/PoppaDaClutch May 01 '26
Anyone that grows six hairs on their face would . Anyone. I’m talking to you. Be honest with yourself.
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u/N-P_A May 02 '26
Honestly, if he shaved his rat beard, his locks, remove the fat from his lips and bonesmashed his chin up he would have been a 5/10
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u/Latter-Bad6632 May 03 '26
This dude lips look like he's been in a desert without water for 6 months straight and the worst part is they looked the same when he was like 25
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u/Helpful-Neat1967 May 01 '26