r/Hiphopcirclejerk Apr 13 '26

tryna strike a woman and it’s probably my fiancée Important Hypotheticals

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u/WholeLottaMaetel im gay (im happy) Apr 13 '26

What if Eminem got pregnant from Dr Dre and gave birth to a baby girl named Drake?

u/Least-Glass-2207 Apr 13 '26

The average chris brown subreddit poster legit has a negative IQ 😭 scroll thru it and u will see

u/Fat_eyes_Washington Apr 13 '26

If I tip him $1000 would he let me take a picture of him holding me in his arms like a baby? Asking for a friend

u/ElectricFuneral94 Apr 14 '26

Nah. He's just gonna put you in a headlock and beat your ass in that Uber.

u/ElectricFuneral94 Apr 14 '26

What if King Von?