r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Nasquacker • Apr 11 '26
Play J cole get the pussy dry Yeah you owe us another apology for this bs
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u/Embarrassed-Chain-19 Apr 11 '26
No that’s actually good the benches are gonna be so warm for the other team members ❤️ jcole is so humble he let his other teammates score
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u/kazuya57 Apr 11 '26
J Cole fans have to be the greatest stoics the way they take Ls but still keep their heads high
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u/TayWu Apr 11 '26
I wonder how many more years "triple platinum no features" will last 🤔
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u/dunbar_santiago930 Apr 12 '26
As long as it stays a fact I guess🤣
But now it's going to be the record for highest selling presale tickets of a Hip-Hop tour all time and another gold or Platinum album with no singles or mainstream radio hits to push it
"I got here off bars not controversy”
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u/biglarge72 Apr 12 '26
bro was so pressed he commented this twice
he’s gonna go down as the dude who made grippy and pussied out of the Kendrick beef
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u/BeastGrand Apr 12 '26
yeah sure this take is as bad as saying kendrick legacy is winning a rap battle vs drake and using a fake daughter alligation in the process too
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u/TayWu Apr 12 '26
J Cole's legacy is as follows:
Having some decent mixtapes before he blew up
Making one good album that he rode the coattails of for 10 years
Making sleepy time "I'm , like, reeeeally smart and humble" music
Losing a rap beef and apologizing for trying
Going to China because he knew he was too washed for America
Honorable mention: Having an insufferable fanbase that managed to glaze him so much that it gaslit all of hip-hop discourse to make him top 3 after Kanye went Nazi mode
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u/dunbar_santiago930 Apr 12 '26
As long as it stays a fact I guess🤣
But now it's going to be the record for highest selling presale tickets of a Hip-Hop tour all time and another gold or Platinum album with no singles or mainstream radio hits to push it
"I got here off bars not controversy”
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u/whatwhyis-taken Apr 12 '26
Why is this an L? Why would I care about him not doing well in basketball, at 40 something? Who gives a fuck
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u/Pristine-Total1456 Apr 12 '26
Cole fans are the most sensitive and lack any sense of humor. Should be kicked out of this group tbh.
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u/whatwhyis-taken Apr 12 '26
You take this way too seriously
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u/Pristine-Total1456 Apr 12 '26
Funny I’m laughing at the post and all these miners comments. You’re talking about how he’s 40 so we can’t make jokes…
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u/NoMycologist3972 Apr 12 '26
Can say the same shit with kdot fans and drake fans but yeah sure cole fans are kinda annoying too but I'd rather take cole fans than others, maybe you are one of them too based on the way you are acting fr
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u/i_luv_peaches Apr 11 '26
How are j Cole fans taking L’s can you explain
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u/chipolino1 Apr 11 '26
“Yeah I wasn’t even trying to score like that it’s really just being a part of the team. You know it’s just a role I had to play but it’s all love grateful for all people that got to score that day”
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u/sawthewholeofthemoon Apr 12 '26
“I just love these other players for real, and I felt in my heart when I was running for that lay up something didn’t sit right in my soul.”
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u/semaj_orn Apr 11 '26
This nigga just sitting in the corner putting up 3s
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u/Nasquacker Apr 12 '26
They were all wide open too btw, they were treating his ass like a Make-A-Wish kid and rightfully so
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u/Fat_eyes_Washington Apr 11 '26
Don't look up the name of the team he's playin for 🫢
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u/General-Spend4054 Apr 11 '26
the name in Chinese is “Nanjing Great Sages” but for some reason the they chose it to be “Nanjing Monkey Kings” in english in reference to Sun Wukong.
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u/dunbar_santiago930 Apr 12 '26
If this was back when 4YEO dropped I get it but He 41 and playing against 20 and early 30s.
What y'all think was gonna happen?
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u/Kaizen-Future Apr 12 '26
I wish the team was named something else but I guess Journey to the West featuring Son Wukong (Son Goku in Japanese) is a famous myth there of the monkey king.
As for his court feats or lack thereof, not mad at him. He’s doing what he wants post semi-rap retirement. I wasn’t clocking Jordan’s baseball stats when he first went to the minors (eventually he got in his groove and made it to the White Sox, and he was a full athlete and the GOAT of the nba) or his golf prowess. Guessing Cole will hit some boards next game.
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u/Illustrious-Stuff-70 Apr 12 '26
Bro isn’t a pro player, and ya’ll ripping him 😂🤣😂 bro is living your dream as side quest, fam 😂🤣😂
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u/grogmenflog Apr 11 '26
is he playing pro ball in China?
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u/Money-Beautiful5196 Apr 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe
J Cole sucks at Basketball 🏀 as well as Rap 🎤 lol 😂
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u/ThrowawayAcct-2527 Apr 11 '26