r/Hiphopcirclejerk Apr 08 '26

Play J cole get the pussy dry Guess my age based on my top 5 artists

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u/mrstorydude bought streams for French Montana Apr 08 '26

Yesterday

u/Designer_Gap_1536 Apr 08 '26

Not born yet

u/Connect-Material-274 Apr 10 '26

Kanye reference

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/RefrigeratorBig7609 Apr 09 '26

I was finna say the same thing

u/GoocheMcDick Apr 08 '26

Still in the womb

u/Jacque_LeKrab Apr 08 '26

Time to get that prostate checked crodie

u/redxlillard Apr 08 '26

Born in 2024

u/Business_Author5540 Apr 08 '26

67

u/Business_Author5540 Apr 08 '26

Guys I'm from Pakistan and I like kendrick! 😁 I also think drake is a minorrrrr (a pdf as y'all call him 😁) can I get a 10,000 followers on reddit 😅🤔 I am a real funny guy you'll like my memes 😁 am i right, guys?

u/calmrain Apr 08 '26

lmao why 🇵🇰? Is that a jerk I’m missing?

u/Business_Author5540 Apr 08 '26

I am proud of my pakistani lineage. I think you are a Drake fan who can't see a kendrick fan in Pakistan because you're jealous of my success as a country. I think you're NOT LIKE US like your favourite rapper 🤣

u/calmrain Apr 08 '26

Yeah, I’m regarded. Glory to 🇵🇰 and red Pakistan 🇹🇷

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u/Pat_Fatridge Apr 08 '26

Is it because they negotiate ceasefires?

u/Business_Author5540 Apr 08 '26

Sorry I don't know what these words mean. I'm only 32

u/Pat_Fatridge Apr 08 '26

It means they end rap dis battles

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u/Adlairo Apr 08 '26

15 years okd

u/coastinglotus Apr 08 '26

Dawg you could be 15 going on 30

u/niemertweis Apr 09 '26

if you 30 and this is genuinely your top 5 you really have shallow taste

u/Own-Dig-1421 Apr 09 '26

I’m cryin 🤣

u/tmadik Apr 08 '26

Don't know your age, but I can tell you're white.

u/feel-T_ornado Apr 08 '26

Culture trying not to be racist challenge impossible

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u/yourweekendoff hung out in doja cat's tinychat Apr 08 '26

6 or 7

u/Lonely_Cap_7917 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 Apr 08 '26

67 for tuff mustard man 💀💀

u/Maleficent_Buddy8162 Apr 08 '26

u/Lonely_Cap_7917 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 Apr 08 '26

And they say AI art has no soul

u/Pretend_Rest7873 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Apr 08 '26

12

u/President-Ducc I am weed. Apr 08 '26

12

u/President-Ducc I am weed. Apr 08 '26

12

u/Bcbg369_Psn Apr 09 '26

Gay at 25

u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 08 '26

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This isn’t my top 5 but why do people hate this? What’s wrong with it? It’s just the 5 most popular rappers at the moment.

u/Soviet_union49 Apr 11 '26

It’s just shallow ig, people hate on anything honestly

u/Daveychap Apr 08 '26

no i dont want to

u/KitchenChairNoTable Apr 08 '26

You are Nick at nite

u/LordMegamad Apr 08 '26

Bout tree fiddy

u/Vegetable-Ad9064 Apr 08 '26

Ts is unironically my list ngl

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Tomorrow 

u/Holiday_Maximum_1356 Apr 08 '26

Your either 26 or 14

u/_Whatever- Apr 08 '26

between 1 and 100

u/FrogXbow Apr 08 '26

I think you represent the culture with kendrick at one but drake?? Don't make me believe you like the minoooor guy😂😂✌️

u/KURT_STARCI im gay (im happy) Apr 08 '26

No Viper ?

u/ravenoats Apr 08 '26

Mid 30s

u/doublev-v2 Apr 08 '26

Early-mid 20s

u/dyhoat9 Apr 08 '26

You are an AI

u/ATStillian Apr 08 '26

30 , [95% CI of 28-32 p=.0000001]

u/Substantial_Pace_142 Apr 08 '26

Wow look at me guys my top 5 artists are the top 5 rappers rn

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

dawg just discovered hip hop, 17 at max

u/Own_Fuel5675 Apr 09 '26

Someone who doesn’t have a mind of their own

u/SlyTone Apr 09 '26

You’re Meta9.

u/Traditional_Pen2979 Apr 09 '26

6 (But you would get mad if someone says your not 6.5)

u/jjbuttons Apr 09 '26

Definitely 30

u/pixlblue1 Apr 09 '26

still in your dad’s balls

u/Amsterdammmmmmm bought streams for French Montana Apr 09 '26

White

u/SzybkaMarta1 Apr 09 '26

0/10 cuz of Cole

u/10sansari Apr 09 '26

Fortnite battle pass

u/SakuShudoka Apr 09 '26

6....7..?

(Grown ass man btw...)

u/TheBlueGuy1234566 Apr 09 '26

My age is 18÷3+9

u/Imaginary_Clue_9365 Apr 09 '26

most generic taste I've ever seen 

u/AnalBabu On Jah my Nathan Apr 09 '26

17 or 37

u/Irdksbtmyusrnme Apr 09 '26

Holy oldhead music ts is ass

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

15-16 just because I'm that age

u/No_Story_963 Apr 09 '26

Bald nigga, bald nigga

u/ihate_lettuce Apr 10 '26

Either 35 or 12. No in between

u/slimesamadesu Apr 10 '26

Early 20s

u/North_Macaron1975 Apr 11 '26

0-2 years old

u/Alex22gr Apr 11 '26

Could be 12-24 I'd say

u/Z_Art1221 Apr 12 '26

A slowly multiplying cell

u/Other-Ingenuity-3575 Apr 12 '26

25, somewhere near there

u/Substantial-Two8978 Apr 14 '26

are you one of those people who just plays like “top rap songs Spotify playlist” on shuffle. like I’m genuinely not even judging, I’m just curious