r/Hiphopcirclejerk Mar 31 '26

tryna strike a woman and it’s probably my fiancée Akademiks and his fiancé enjoying their anniversary together ❤️

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u/Mista_White- bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Mar 31 '26

if you ever feel suicidal, just think, "will i really let akademiks outlive me?"

u/jajajajajajaja_5520 Mar 31 '26

most motivating thing ive heard this year

u/aagy13 Mar 31 '26

BROTHER IM UP N READY LETS GET THIS BREEEEAADDDD

u/Mista_White- bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Mar 31 '26

FUCK YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

u/Dapper-Ad-4300 Mar 31 '26

You just cured my depression

u/ryeyen Mar 31 '26

Fucking hell you’re right.

u/FilmDesigner2344 Mar 31 '26

This unironically helped me a little bit

u/sunkist-sucker Mar 31 '26

good! :) it is MUCH much better to be you than dj akademiks

u/Andy081 Al Gore invented ebonics Mar 31 '26

This is inspirational. Thank you Mista White.

u/Mista_White- bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Mar 31 '26

glad I could help Jesse

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u/DShinobiPirate Mar 31 '26

I'm back in it now

u/Pristine-Magician786 Mar 31 '26

We making millions with this mindset brodie🤝

u/Vincent_Veganja Mar 31 '26

Psychiatrists hate this one trick

u/BootEmotional1329 Mar 31 '26

This could be a book

u/TNTyoshi Al Gore invented ebonics Mar 31 '26

We should buy Akademiks back stage passes to meet Draǎke. That way he nuts himself to death and then I can go as the Lord intended.

u/Living-Chef-9080 Mar 31 '26

I do this but with Ethan Klein, very motivating 

u/nocyberBS Mar 31 '26

I feel you a million percent here too

u/TNTyoshi Al Gore invented ebonics Mar 31 '26

How is that guy not enlisted in the draft yet?

u/Living-Chef-9080 Mar 31 '26

Well he did use his Tourrette's as an excuse to get out of serving in the IDF so I wouldn't expect much

u/Wamb0wneD Mar 31 '26

Doesn't stop him from glazing his wife being bored of a desk job and preferring to raid 'terrorist cities" instead.

u/Regal-30- Mar 31 '26

It’s really interesting how he never had Tourette’s until his physical and mental condition began resembling that of a coke addict.

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u/compLexityy30 Mar 31 '26

This shit got me locked in.

u/thegneeb Mar 31 '26

Thats beautiful, that's beautiful

u/geri73 Mar 31 '26

That was deep.

u/-SchwarzBruder- Mar 31 '26

This made me wanna order a salad.

u/saltedhashneggs Mar 31 '26

Unironically helpful information

u/justinbrieber Mar 31 '26

This is my goal but with Chris Brown

u/MainMedicine Mar 31 '26

Or glass half empty. Why continue trying when the world rewards people like DJ Akademiks?

u/Bean- Certified White Boy Mar 31 '26

Holy shit thank you

u/KURT_STARCI im gay (im happy) Apr 06 '26

I'll keep this comment in my mind for whenever I need motivation, thank you dude

u/Mista_White- bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Apr 07 '26

you're welcome homie

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u/semaj_orn Mar 31 '26

Nah this got me crying bro tf ak doing 😭

u/YourphobiaMyfetish Mar 31 '26

She's throwing it back but he dont know how to catch

u/PointEither2673 Mar 31 '26

Oh he can catch alright, I know that mf ain’t pitching.

u/TheRealChonkity2 Mar 31 '26

u/PointEither2673 Mar 31 '26

Maybe trimming around the yard so much is what gave him dementia, notice how none of the other mobsters suffered from that? Interesting huh? I’m just asking questions ya know.

u/SeeMeAfter3 Mar 31 '26

South of the border where the tuna fish play

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u/nocyberBS Mar 31 '26

u/PointEither2673 Mar 31 '26

literally heard his voice as I was typing this out.

u/imetkanyeonce Mar 31 '26

How much more betrayal can I take?!

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u/Arponare Apr 01 '26

She working that back but he don’t know how to act.

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u/Loose-Story-962 Mar 31 '26

Being himself

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u/ConsistentSteak1792 Mar 31 '26

u/FedyaSteam On Jah my Nathan Mar 31 '26

/uj Genuinely my favorite Speed gif, he looks like a philosophy student hearing what his professor has to say on the topic of morality

u/burntothepowerofer Mar 31 '26

Accurate

u/WhyAreThereTomatoes Mar 31 '26

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u/Penguino6_9 Mar 31 '26

I mean he was basically doing that in Fortnite if you think about it type shit

u/Timely-Hospital8746 Mar 31 '26

I've seen this gif so often, but I've never known who he is. Who is he?

u/Taulboi Mar 31 '26

A streamer named “I show speed”

u/Katieleya Mar 31 '26

Also knows as “My person exhibits velocity”

u/Timely-Hospital8746 Apr 01 '26

I kinda thought it was young Josh Johnson

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u/AKickToTheHead Mar 31 '26

AK looks like a swagless, uglier, fatter, less chinned up version of Don Toliver. And he dresses like a fat vampire

u/Barilla3113 Mar 31 '26

Okay I pull up, hop out at my Denny's shift.

u/SnipeDude500 Mar 31 '26

You and all your friends yeah they love to get omelettes

u/c-hoosy Mar 31 '26

I’m crying, not a fat vampire dawg 💀

u/LibraryUnique2970 Mar 31 '26

sub 5 vs sub 5 ass comparison

u/VibeComplex Mar 31 '26

Gotta stop calling this dude Ak

u/AKickToTheHead Mar 31 '26

Sorry, Livingston

u/DLRsFrontSeats Mar 31 '26

How don toliver pulled Kali uchis is one of life's great mysteries

u/nick_jay28 Mar 31 '26

…you know don toliver is actually very talented right? He actually makes sense…ak is just a fat meat rider

u/this_guy_talking Mar 31 '26

I associate him with capybaras, that's probs a win with the ladies 

u/TabbyEarth Mar 31 '26

he can sing

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u/Ornery-Variety569 Mar 31 '26

That’s a big bitch….. and a nice young lady with shades on

u/daddymaddie Mar 31 '26

😭😭😭😭

u/SwimOk9629 Mar 31 '26

lmaoooo

u/human-dancer Mar 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

u/FormerPresidentBiden Apr 01 '26

BUH-ROOOOOOOO LMFAOOOOOO

u/Brokenlingo Mar 31 '26

At least this one is of legal age and consents

u/AdministrativeOwl869 Mar 31 '26

Why is bro 40% cranium?

u/Maybe_A_Pigeon Mar 31 '26

water storage

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u/SHSLFunkyStudent Mar 31 '26

anyone gonna ask where tf they took these photos in? public bathrooms?

u/yleechy Mar 31 '26

This was in the lady's room. I took the photo.

u/ArachnidShoddy4561 Mar 31 '26

Ngl she’s out of his league. She’s too good for him

u/Perfect-Parking-5869 Mar 31 '26

Nah she repod my car they deserve each other

u/slumpgod_8D hung out in doja cat's tinychat Mar 31 '26

Don't do my girl Bernice like that, AK could only dream of a woman of her caliber

u/Potential-Win-582 Apr 01 '26

Bernice would never

u/jujujuice92 Mar 31 '26

Is this one of the big back girls Druski has on his dating show?

Also, how does this man look like a tall toddler??

u/MokujinBunny Mar 31 '26

YES! Milkshake!!!

u/baycee98 Mar 31 '26

Omg milkshake 🤣🤣🤣🤣

u/Pristine-Magician786 Mar 31 '26

Yo if I hit this beautiful woman with my car insurance would have to declare my car a total loss.

u/BraveTask7785 TEAM YE Mar 31 '26

Joint DoorDash account

u/MarsMC_ Mar 31 '26

bruh lmao

u/yleechy Mar 31 '26

🤣🤣😭

u/EvanWolf9 Mar 31 '26

at least they happy

u/ExperiencePutrid4566 bottomed for meek mill Mar 31 '26

ik for a fact they got similar interests, they a good pairing

u/cheezman74 Mar 31 '26

Ordering doordash etc

u/DoubleGreat Mar 31 '26

You ain't shit 😂😂😂

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u/NoMap749 Mar 31 '26

I’m not going to bully an overweight woman who isn’t bothering anyone while having a good time.

u/SwimOk9629 Mar 31 '26

If you would read the comments, 99% of them aren't bullying her. they are bullying him 😅

u/onarainyafternoon #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER Mar 31 '26

Would you bully her for marrying a rapist?

u/googoohaha Mar 31 '26

I don’t think they are actually together lol

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u/MightyGoodra96 Mar 31 '26

You know whats really funny? The girl can factually do better

u/SonicnParappa2287 im gay (im happy) Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

he wanted to get that stayed with me at my worst so he can now have my best moment

u/CommunityHot7388 Mar 31 '26

Why they in the bathroom

u/sam0sixx3 Mar 31 '26

She had loads to drop off

u/TheLazyWaffle_ Mar 31 '26

Why they in a Buccees bathroom

u/Watty5000 Mar 31 '26

I once got busy in a Buccee’s bathroom 🥴

u/Untitled_3000 Mar 31 '26

How? Mfs go in and out that bitch like 24/7 😭

u/BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy Mar 31 '26

He went in and out in 24.7 seconds

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u/SwimOk9629 Mar 31 '26

The last time I went to a bathroom in a bucee's, It was the largest, most crowded bathroom I have ever seen in my life. literally hundreds of people in there, all standing shoulder to shoulder, even the ones pissing. worse than jail I stg

u/Helpful-Arm5534 hung out in doja cat's tinychat Mar 31 '26

w milkshake

u/KuKuisSidePiece Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone Mar 31 '26

honestly i think all women are too good for ak

u/Th3Od0r5 Mar 31 '26

ak hitting morbidly obese shawty and then going on live thinking he has the right to rate internet women is crazy.

u/jayd04 Mar 31 '26

He’s married?!? I would’ve thought he was an incel with the amount of goonery he partakes in.

u/give_me_the_formu0li Mar 31 '26

Is this really his fiancé? I’m not trying to clown I am just shocked someone would choose him lol

u/Knife7 Mar 31 '26

Honestly, if she is his fiance I think she deserves better lmao.

u/Metalhead1686 Mar 31 '26

lol. It’s true though.

u/GenerallyJam Mar 31 '26

The word incel has lost all meaning

u/jayd04 Mar 31 '26

It’s a spectrum. I don’t think he calls them foids, but he def calls them females. Ya feel?

u/gilgalapagos Mar 31 '26

It ain't supposed to be a spectrum, it has a very specific meaning, but like most things that mainstream tiktok gets a hold of, its entirely lost its meaning and just become another buzzword.

What you're describing is a misogynist

u/madmoomix Mar 31 '26

Does it have a specific meaning though? The very first incel was a queer woman, who invented the term to describe herself and her struggles finding a partner.

Incel meaning a certain type of misogynistic hyper-online man is a new meaning, not the original. So getting caught up with a "correct" meaning seems kinda silly.

u/GenerallyJam Mar 31 '26

INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE

u/Zep_0013 Mar 31 '26

AKA "WOULD LIKE TO FUCK BUT CAN'T"

u/BonerTurds Mar 31 '26

AK WOULD LIKE TO FUCK BUT CAN’T**

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u/gilgalapagos Mar 31 '26

That's literally an incel so im not sure what you're referring to. What she described herself as is the original definition I was referring to. Trying to change the definition of a term that is a combination of 2 real words with specific definitions is the issue here. Incel has moved from its original meaning to just be another word that shares a definition with other words because it's trendy now, niggas are just bored and terminally online.

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u/MarsMC_ Mar 31 '26

how can being involuntarily celibate be a spectrum...youre either getting ass or youre not

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u/NoMap749 Mar 31 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

The word incel has gone from a self-ID label used on niche 4chan boards to a term used to describe any guy people don’t like online.

I don’t like Akademiks at all, but he’s a famous millionaire who is well connected in the rap industry. He does not even come close to being an “incel”. Pervert might be a better way of describing him.

u/Short-Draw4057 Mar 31 '26

I mean, he has been extremely sexist in the past, I say this as a guy. Just because he's rich and famous doesn't mean anything when it comes to morality. Pervert is one thing, but incel works too, and you can be an incel who gets laid, atleast in my books. If anything, we should stop using that word to describe lonely guys who don't get girls, because that makes them seem bad, and ''incel'' insinuates there's something seriously wrong with simply being alone as a man.

u/Thatguypal6942069 Apr 01 '26

I almost got rage baited then I was reminded this was a circlejerk subreddit

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u/eyebrowburner Al Gore invented ebonics Mar 31 '26

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME

u/Mission-Suggestion12 Mar 31 '26

They look happy :)

u/Svenborgian_123 Mar 31 '26

why he in a Buccee’s bathroom??

u/Odd-Lunch-1880 Mar 31 '26

Somehow she's still out of his league

u/Emergency-Actuary-3 Mar 31 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHA "I'm the prize" HAHAHA

u/No-Fly2375 Mar 31 '26

If she was white he'd reach his true Jamaican potential

u/_yddy Mar 31 '26

She still Throwing it back on second picture 💀

u/aestheticy Mar 31 '26

Bobble head hamster lookn ahh

u/TransportationOdd559 Mar 31 '26

He looks nervous. All that shit he talks about everybody 24/7

u/FartKnockerBungHole Mar 31 '26

His braids look so fucking stupid.

u/Shantotto11 Mar 31 '26

Bro with facial structure of a hamster shacked up with a woman with the body type of gerbil.

u/TransportationOdd559 Mar 31 '26

How tall is he??

u/KenTanRandomYT Mar 31 '26

Where the fuck the 3rd slide at gng

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u/trent_28lit Mar 31 '26

Is this real

Lmaoooo

u/Dogshxt90 Mar 31 '26

Before and way before.

u/bdinero Mar 31 '26

now I know why hes a hater

u/NastyB99 Mar 31 '26

We all need guys like him to clean up the pool. Thank you for your service mate.

u/Vegetable-Ad9064 Mar 31 '26

How this nga got a partner and am single man, imma end it all

u/SwimOk9629 Mar 31 '26

you really going to let ak outlive you?

u/Savings_Gur_7693 Mar 31 '26

Norbit type shit

u/necrofascio Mar 31 '26

This is drakes biggest fan who was hanging with a neo nazi that night.....

u/peter13g Mar 31 '26

If you never had one. Get you a big girl. Ak is having a great time 🫡

u/mattod98 Mar 31 '26

Thats a huge bitch!

u/Pianist_Ready Mar 31 '26

how tf did he find someone fatter than him

u/33_RichSpirit Mar 31 '26

Big Ak is the prize 🏆

u/Ok-Rock-4359 Mar 31 '26

No way! This has to be fake news

u/TransportationOdd559 Mar 31 '26

How long has he been in the United States??

u/False-Historian7012 Mar 31 '26

Not milkshake 😭😭😭😭

u/AlternatusAccount Mar 31 '26

Hell no Kylie Jenner is his one and only

u/dabking24 Mar 31 '26

Bro why are they taking these in a public restroom with witnesses

u/dcrad91 Mar 31 '26

They look happy together!

u/soraysunshine Mar 31 '26

How the fuck are her calves so small and her thighs sooo big like reverse leg day

u/VerticeBrawlie Mar 31 '26

Why did I laugh at ts😭😭

u/CarobTotal Apr 01 '26

U can never un lame a lame

u/OrangeDazzling570 Mar 31 '26

Humiliation ritual?

u/SuperFetus42069 Mar 31 '26

If that woman ran full speed into my Toyota Corolla she could probably take the bumper off

u/Ay44ncr7 Mar 31 '26

Lizzo?

u/SuicidalHalcauSt Mar 31 '26

I dont understand, is it just a fan whos a big person so yall are being mean to Ak about it? Genuinely just asking

u/Samiassa Mar 31 '26

I think she’s been siphoning some of the lard from him

u/TNTyoshi Al Gore invented ebonics Mar 31 '26

Love is love

u/thepiggysmallz Mar 31 '26

lol he deserves milkshake

u/Monizious Mar 31 '26

Bro took one for the team.

u/Background-Bath1252 Mar 31 '26

aint it drake?

u/FellaGentleSprout Mar 31 '26

Is that Milkshake?

u/InformationIcy735 Mar 31 '26

Idk watch AK, does he actually take the time to exercise n eat healthy now or is he on the Ozempic?

u/Hal18k Mar 31 '26

If he let go of all his baggage and incel shit she’d probably rock his world tbh