r/Hiphopcirclejerk Feb 05 '26

Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E I wonder what C.R.E.A.M. stands for 🤔

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u/Infinity_777_ O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Feb 05 '26

yeah i miss when rap was about wholesome stories like Dance With The Devil

u/ShoddyVoice9532 Feb 05 '26

Talking about Wu being pure like Method Man intro wasn't on their first fucking album 

u/TheSunniest Feb 05 '26

I’ll fuckin

u/No-Air-5176 Feb 05 '26

Tie you to a fuckin bedpost

u/Wonderful_Tutor_3455 Feb 05 '26

With your ass cheeks spread right

u/Heavy-Drummer-422 Feb 05 '26

Sew your ass cheeks together and keep feeding you and feeding you

u/this_is_Blain3 diehard Swans fan since their debut in 2014 🦢 Feb 06 '26

put a hanger on the fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour

u/ImpressiveMud1784 Feb 06 '26

Then stick it in ya ass slow like tssssssssss

u/Cheeselad2401 Feb 05 '26

a heartwarming story about a son’s bond with his mother ❤️

u/Ismellpu Feb 05 '26

It was wholesome. Homeboy learned to share with his friends.

u/ShoddyVoice9532 Feb 05 '26

☠️☠️☠️

u/FrogXbow Feb 05 '26

I loved it when rappers were humble and down to earth such as kanye and rick ross on devil in a new dress or when they weren't screaming the hard r like with young thug on ninja

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u/FrogXbow Feb 05 '26

I mentioned young thug hoping you would answer with the barter 6 paragraph. You dissappont me

u/evanily #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER Feb 05 '26

Classic

u/All-696969 Feb 06 '26

What? ninja is that young thug’s only good song

u/PhysicsNotebook2 Feb 07 '26

Humble? Like kung fu kenny? Boiiii i see what you did there 😂😂😂

u/ShoddyVoice9532 Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

Old people (and also you know, most racists) will say shit like "Kids these days only listen to songs about sex, money and drugs" like those haven't been primary topics of music for over a century, and arguably most of human musical history if you want to get into the nitty gritty. Unless you're out here exclusively listening to hymns, saying that shit is just hypocritical. 

Even murder in music. That shit has a deep history. Plenty of European pub songs (most contemporarily, Irish songs about The Troubles), Bluegrass songs, Country/Western songs, Jazz songs and Blues songs, describe killing everyone from civilians who scorned them, to outlaws and cops/invaders.

So why can these people never tell me a solid reason as to why rap is so much worse than those?

(Edit: Rewording)

u/Infinity_777_ O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Feb 05 '26

The tendency for one generation to criticize the next appears to be an inherent human trait

u/timotheesmith Feb 05 '26

Oldheads will tell you that old school rappers were real gangsters who did what they rapped about and then tell you that modern rap is bad because it's all about sex, money and drugs. In reality it's the opposite too, most of these "hardcore gangster" rappers they like were mostly studio gangsters

u/HorrorCommercial8288 Feb 05 '26

Wait till they find out bout king von

u/caveman512 Feb 05 '26

I don’t care at all and I love rap so this isn’t about me, but I do think there’s a difference between innuendos and flat out saying “fuck that pussy” lmao

u/ShoddyVoice9532 Feb 05 '26

It's actually a huge misconception that that type of outright language is new to music. It's just that government censorship was much stricter. 

Plenty of ragtime, blues and Jazz music was more explicit than something such as WAP. A good example is Lucille Bogan's "Til The Cows Come Home" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lykHxGxtcTo

u/caveman512 Feb 05 '26

I can’t listen to this right now but I I’m excited to when I’m able to, thanks!

u/elhaymhiatus bought streams for French Montana Feb 05 '26

Rap is worse in their minds because racism, using hedonism and violence as their justification is just an excuse

u/Green_Bulldog Feb 05 '26

I love music that glorifies cars, crime and drugs.

Rap? Ew. I was referring to old country

u/Ok-Show6155 Feb 05 '26

Old provo songs go hard af lmao

u/EpsoniteK Feb 05 '26

DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL

u/EL_Kay_Spec Feb 06 '26

Ah, a fellow creamer in a place like this…a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

u/Ill-Archer5920 Feb 05 '26

“Creating Real Experiences, Avoiding Money” Obviously

u/Disasterhuman24 Feb 05 '26

Cum Rules Everything Around Me

u/maniacal_mongoose1 Feb 05 '26

Can't really earn any money

u/optimusredditprime Feb 05 '26

I miss when record companies didn’t want to make money, and just published music out of the goodness in there hearts🤗

u/ShoddyVoice9532 Feb 05 '26

What alternate universe did you live in? 

u/Informal_Juice_8468 Feb 05 '26

Certain Rappers Engage Aggressive Masturbation

u/im-crow #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER Feb 07 '26

cream is about cum and how the wu tang clan where circle jerking and butt fucking, but homophobes have twisted the whole story so they can listen to it without having to do any self reflection

u/MattyMarr Feb 05 '26

Caving Rectum Engulfs A Man

u/naveedkoval Feb 06 '26

S.R.E.A.M.

u/Mushroomw Feb 05 '26

Lore rules everything around me, SCREAM get the story, lulla lullaby hoeeeeee

u/GligarZero Feb 05 '26

It's in the hook lol and the acronym for the title. Come on