r/Hiphopcirclejerk Feb 02 '26

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Guess who wasn't on the Epstein files?

All these evil people like Jay z and Pusha T are getting exposed for going to the island while my goat just keeps winning, he's not mentioned in any files neither did he visit any island, i still can't believe he's behind them bars right now when people like Jay get to roam around🤦🤦✌️✌️💔💔

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u/NotSnooie Feb 02 '26

In 2006, a Coca-Cola employee offered to sell company secrets to Pepsi for 1.5 million dollars. Pepsi responded by notifying Coca-Cola. This is because a healthy competition is good for business.

u/Born_Initiative_3515 Feb 02 '26

True story and the perpetrator was arrested by the FBI

u/RitoCheeto Feb 02 '26

FBI called over soda beverages 🥀

Shouldn’t they be doing more important things like protecting pedofiles?

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

FBI called over guy stealing top secret files of a multi billion dollar cooperation and offering to sell them to another multi billion dollar cooperation

0 critical thinking

u/jaydoff1 Feb 03 '26

The FBI will protect sugar water secrets before they'll protect children 💀

u/Different-Essay4703 Feb 03 '26

Bro loves licking boots

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Genuinely what. How did you get from A to B.

This sub might be special

u/Kenilwort Feb 03 '26

We know why it happened, we just don't agree with it

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

Why don’t you agree with it?

u/Kenilwort Feb 03 '26

Fucked priorities

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

You think all of the fbi devoted their resources to this one case and it took away from everything else?

How is a criminal stealing top secret files from a billion dollar franchise not a priortity?

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u/NihilismRacoon Feb 03 '26

I think it's a valid question to ask why FBI resources are being devoted to help multi billion dollar corporations.

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u/NihilismRacoon Feb 04 '26

I think you replied to the wrong person lol

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u/Spiritual_Initial318 Feb 02 '26

also pepsi knows they would be sued into the ground if they ever stole their biggest competitors secrets lmao

u/No-Huckleberry916 hung out in doja cat's tinychat Feb 03 '26

u/Chill_Panda Feb 02 '26

Bro built his own files

u/KasukeSadiki Feb 02 '26

With hookers and blackjack

u/hbryster96 Feb 02 '26

I'm fairly certain the other guy had that too...

u/SirMourningstar6six6 Feb 03 '26

Black hookers and black blackjack

u/bengraven Feb 02 '26

That’s because he was competing with him.

They were rivals.

u/cjwi Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone Feb 02 '26

Yeah bro you ain't gonna find the Burger King on Ronald McDonald's flight logs but that don't mean they ain't up to exactly the same shit

u/Walter4412 Feb 02 '26

I knew Shakespeare never really died

u/A_lone_gunman Feb 02 '26

U ain't kno real G's multiply 

u/flyya_boi Feb 02 '26

I thought they stayed silent like lasana

u/121Sure Feb 02 '26

No, no, that's cheese . A common misconception. Real CHEESE stays silent like lasagna.. Cause theres cheese hidden in lasagna.

/s

u/PenOld5534 Feb 02 '26

Youse a real cheese

u/Erriis Feb 02 '26

Rakim’s ghostwriter

u/bengraven Feb 02 '26

Been laughing at this all day. First time I hope someone ratios me.

u/Better-Pop-3932 Feb 03 '26

Hell yeah.

Diddy has his own list.

He doesn't need to be on anyone's list

u/The_MadStork OVO Stork Feb 03 '26

Diddy was Temu Epstein

u/slideforfun21 Feb 02 '26

Someone else said its like segregation. I can't use the term they used for push and Jay but when they said it it felt fitting.

u/flaco_503_se_1984 Feb 04 '26

Rivals w/ israel and the us. Not likely

u/DCWannesOG Feb 02 '26

This is called a duopoly

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u/BreakVV Feb 02 '26

He had his own island of baby oil bro

u/Fun-Dependent9532 Feb 02 '26

Diddy was hosting on his own server

u/somemorestalecontent Feb 02 '26

6 results for Sean Combs too

u/2_brainz Feb 03 '26

Somehow the fact that he’s actually in there 53 times makes this post even funnier

u/eVelectonvolt Feb 02 '26

Guy had his own franchise

u/Loud-Comb3983 Feb 02 '26

Our none problematic king👑❤️

u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Feb 02 '26

Wait.. he didn't spell the word rapper and leave out a P, did he?

Only scholars will get this bar

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u/random_usernnname #1 AUTOMOD HATER Feb 02 '26

Only if I can have yours

u/ChrisMartinez95 Feb 02 '26

Elite jerking on display

u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Feb 02 '26

Thank you kind redditor

u/Kooky_Music_2132 Feb 02 '26

Neither did he spell the word therapist without the article…

u/PenOld5534 Feb 02 '26

J Cole’s old rap name, the the rapist

u/Snalty Feb 02 '26

I'm sorry are we really pretending that this isn't Epstein in blackface? They killed the body double guys, check the ears

u/xDeviousDieselx Feb 02 '26

Dude is that epsteinface???

u/IndependentAd895 Feb 02 '26

its extremely anti-black to compare Diddy’s situation to Epstein…as bad as he was there were no minors involved in Diddy’s case

u/cargoman89 Feb 02 '26

legit can't tell if this comment is jerking or not

u/IndependentAd895 Feb 02 '26

the entire case for diddy revolved around women he dated, who were adults capable of consent but he is still exactly where he needs to be (jail) for all the SA, DV

that being said…it is completely misleading, ridiculous and disingenuous to hold him to the same standard as a man who was operating with intelligence groups and procuring hundreds of vulnerable minors for abuse, and possibly murdering some of them

u/ElProfeGuapo Feb 02 '26

My guy, Diddy 100% was accused of assaulting minors.

u/IndependentAd895 Feb 02 '26

both of those got thrown out along with a bunch of other charges that the DA used to try to get him to take a deal…as despicable as he is it’s obvious now that the whole case was just a witch-hunt

u/SinkFalse5175 Feb 02 '26

Different Server

u/7ussamsalem Feb 02 '26

Have you ever seen Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi having dinner together?

u/petahthehorseisheah Feb 02 '26

Forget the Epstein files. Release the Diddy files.

u/theunfunnyredditor TEAM YE Feb 02 '26

Yes he was Epstein had an email about how he said he went to a “P Daddy party”

u/cutiemuffin87 Feb 02 '26

Coke Vs Pepsi

u/Just_bcoz Feb 02 '26

He had his own list he didn’t need to be on Epsteins

u/brooks_corey Feb 02 '26

That's a whole different set of files lmao

u/ShroedingersCatgirl #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER Feb 02 '26

Diddy? More like "Did he?"

u/AntiPantsCampaign Feb 02 '26

Are there any pictures of Epstein with black people?

u/2_brainz Feb 03 '26

u/AntiPantsCampaign Feb 03 '26

Michael Jackson hasn't been black since the Jackson 5

u/2_brainz Feb 03 '26

Hmm well there’s a photo of Chris Tucker hanging out with Ghislaine

u/perpetual_papercut Feb 03 '26

Guess who wasn’t on released Epstein files. There are more. There’s also redactions from the first release.

Fair to say he hasn’t shown up yet, but we haven’t seen everything.

u/ChrispVisuals Feb 03 '26

In the emails Epstein also said he didn’t want black people on his island. Calls them the N word too…so It makes sense.

u/tiptoethruthewind0w Feb 02 '26

The Diddy list....

It's parallel

u/A5thRedditAccount Feb 02 '26

That’s cause he don’t like chicks 🤷‍♂️

u/DingleSayer Feb 02 '26

hall of Fame post

u/shift124 Feb 02 '26

he didn’t outsource his child abuse

u/Ok_Long_2877 Feb 02 '26

That Mf has his own files 💀💀💀

u/KasukeSadiki Feb 02 '26

Isn't in the Epstein Files so far.

u/BeerBellies Feb 02 '26

Diddy pulled a Bender and said “I’ll have my own sex crime parties, with blackjack and hookers!”

u/Mahquiqui42089 Feb 02 '26

Nigga had Epstein’s island at home. Why go out for it?

u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I Feb 02 '26

You forget redactions

u/MannyMike7 Feb 02 '26

Take that take that

u/athletic1984 Feb 02 '26

I find it crazy how the whole time the world was focused on him, the former CEO of Abercrombie was charged with sex trafficking but it got little media coverage

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vast bear upbeat cow boat butter rich normal advise grandfather

u/FuckElonMuskkk Feb 02 '26

Bro was the pizza hut to epsteins dominos

u/LGgyibf3558 Feb 02 '26

He wasn't a customer, he was a rival

u/Ecstatic_Estimate_24 Feb 02 '26

Common diddy fan W

u/Sen-oh Feb 02 '26

Who told you he wasn't in the Epstein files?

u/Rough-Thought-8862 Feb 06 '26

Fr we still need 6 million more files lol

u/I_hate_usernames331 Feb 02 '26

To my knowledge Jay-Z and Trump are the only celebrities that went to both

u/Character-Ad-3164 Feb 02 '26

Yeah he actually went to prison. None of the fuckwits in the Epstein files are going to face consequences. I wouldn’t be surprised if every member of the Supreme Court is mentioned in the next batch

u/Mr--Clean--Ass-Naked Feb 02 '26

best raper ever

u/lupindeathray Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone Feb 02 '26

u/UserLEOH Feb 02 '26

This ain’t Naruto bro true rivals don’t kiss and hold hands. It ain’t a real competition if you party with each other.

u/GSilky Feb 02 '26

TBH, I was thinking about that this morning.  So far no puffy. Lol.

u/GenitalTso Feb 02 '26

Free Diddy.

u/schprinkles Feb 02 '26

If he couldn't be in the Epstein parties, he was gonna start his own with gallons of babyoil, minors and gay sex.

u/Awesomo_Judgementday Feb 03 '26

He’s got his own files.

u/IlIllllIlIIIlll17 Feb 03 '26

Parallel lines never meet

u/SideAmbitious2529 Feb 03 '26

They said you don't invite the competition. 🗣️

u/six-of-nothing Feb 03 '26

parallel lines never intersect

u/Depressionsfinalform Feb 03 '26

No, he had his own, completely separate sex crimes. What a relief!

u/nun2lose Feb 03 '26

Marvel vs DC

u/LordLip Feb 03 '26

The Epstein files looked up to him

u/vealpunk Feb 03 '26

different server bro

u/LifeNefariousness400 Feb 03 '26

Weird when you don’t see any comments from OP…

u/45Handstands Feb 03 '26

Diddy is the WCW to the Epstein list

u/GoneWitDa Feb 03 '26

Is it not worth mentioning that all of Diddy’s victims were adults?

u/Eh_nah__not_feelin Feb 03 '26

Free my bro 🙏

u/AFantasticClue Feb 03 '26

Blaxploitation

u/SirMourningstar6six6 Feb 03 '26

I mean Epsteins friends do all have at least one thing in common…

u/babycashnyc Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 Feb 03 '26

he is adidas to epstein's nike

u/moonprismpurrr Feb 05 '26

y'all are so weird. who raised you?

u/slurpledurple6 Feb 05 '26

Why does he need epstein? He running his own underground sex ring of blackmail?

u/Dark_StrokeZ Feb 05 '26

Puff was the competition…as sick as he is, he didn’t mess around with kids…that’s why he not in the files lol

u/pr123_metsfan15 Feb 06 '26

He has his own file. The Diddy files

u/Original_Landscape67 Feb 06 '26

Try using a McDonald's coupon at Burger King.

u/ElvisHimselvis Feb 06 '26

Haha cause he got his own hell to account for. Fuck P Diddy.

u/Miserable_Ant_9896 Feb 07 '26

He has his own files. Can’t believe people still think this guy’s a good person smh