r/Hiphopcirclejerk Jan 30 '26

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection drake officially won every beef

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u/Economy-Platform-263 Jan 31 '26

The drake subreddit are celebrating from this. Shit got me dying 😭✌️🥀

u/SprinkledHelicopter Jan 31 '26

Lol what is drake supposed to say? “lol you’re one of us too”💀

u/ForwardScratch7741 Jan 31 '26

"I guess you like us too"

u/AdventurousTime Jan 31 '26

drake isn't on justice.gov ijs

u/2cars1rik Jan 31 '26

You sure about that?

u/Patriotsfan710 Jan 31 '26

Aw fuck me, you just made the whole connection

u/Ashamed_Character_46 Jan 31 '26

X files music just started playing in my room

u/Distinct-Ad3756 Jan 31 '26

How do you spell Toronto?

u/Youah0e Feb 03 '26

An anonymous tip doesn't mean much ijs

u/scattered_brains Jan 31 '26

meanwhile drake probably in the files too😂😂😂

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u/teeboneet Jan 31 '26

😭😭

u/p90love Jan 31 '26

That double negative was intentional. They hide the truth in plain sight. He is literally saying that Drake is not on a "no sex offender"-list.

u/zoykruo Jan 31 '26

if he does get out of this with his name not dropped i’d be very surprised

u/Distinct-Ad3756 Jan 31 '26

Seriously?

u/Mobile_Collection646 Jan 31 '26

no drake ain’t, drake is the goat fym

u/PopOutG Jan 31 '26

Drake a competitor he not worried about it, he has his own island💀

u/Patriotsfan710 Jan 31 '26

Whole time turks been Aubrey Island

u/AutoModerator Jan 31 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Disastrous-Stick-612 Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

There's a reason why he didn't show his basement during the Toosie Slide video. The biting never stops, he even stole Epstein's idea to build a sex island in there

u/AutoModerator Jan 31 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Having your name in the files means nothing without context. Look at the Michael Jackson accusations which were a nothing burger in the end. Same here. It was an anonymous caller saying this. It could have been anyone. This has the same credibility as a random blogpost. How was Jay-Z chilling with Weinstein in 1996 again? How come the most illiterate people are in rap subreddits?

u/danielhime Jan 31 '26

Seeing fans do mental gymnastics like this is fucking hilarious. This is the first stage of grief

u/Huemens Jan 31 '26

Read the report. It doesn't make sense if you actually know anything about the people mentioned. https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/s/jzhpsbmzX7

u/MajorResponsible5547 Jan 31 '26

You just made this up to make yourself feel better 😭😭

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

He was a little too to young and unpopular att.

u/Stupid_Archeologist Jan 31 '26

Holy shit you’re right