r/Hiphopcirclejerk bought streams for French Montana Jan 07 '26

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection whatsapp ricky

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u/Unlikely-Business-72 Jan 07 '26

My dad when he yells at me to turn off my Gametendo Dreamstation

u/mikey_lava Jan 08 '26

Which pack-e-mans is that one?

u/I_Am_A_Goo_Man Jan 08 '26

Bro how old is your dad? Nintendo has been big since 1983

u/Nice-Database-3124 Jan 08 '26

Think maybe it was a joke

u/Unlikely-Business-72 Jan 08 '26

Bro, I'm a grown ass man shitposting on a sub full of teenagers. If my dad is yelling at me for playing video games, it's probably because I'm using an iPad to sign the lease on his assisted living home and he's senile.

u/TaxsDodgersFallstar Jan 08 '26

But how long has your dad been big?

u/SirBrendantheBold Jan 09 '26

How big is your dad long ,,šŸ˜

u/spacekitt3n Jan 07 '26

everyone knows its "As Soon as Possible, Rockefeller"

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u/GIGAJIMBO1 Jan 07 '26

Mods, new banner dropped

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u/jmlipper99 Jan 08 '26

Said something stupid

u/scopoibudini Jan 07 '26

"this is" šŸ˜­āœŒšŸ¼

u/UnhappyClover Jan 07 '26

Niggas be downvoting anything

u/dfelton912 Jan 07 '26

this is frying me

u/Pandemon1324 Jan 07 '26

You proly white on here

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Bro got downvoted for not pretending he’s a white kid pretending he’s a black kid

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I know, it was too genuine for this sub

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u/petahthehorseisheah Jan 07 '26

I thought he was white?

u/Previous-Leon-Cribs Jan 07 '26

That’s Ai slop Rick

u/Fenrir_Carbon Jan 07 '26

If that's Ricky then who the fuck is fucking Steven?

u/23shittnkittns Jan 07 '26

Steven's uncle

u/Fenrir_Carbon Jan 08 '26

Damn Steven got that puffy uncle?

u/Godverrdomme Jan 07 '26

He is. Asap Rocky is the guy in OP's picture on the left. I dont know who the gentleman on the right side is though

u/petahthehorseisheah Jan 07 '26

I guess Liam Gallagher? But I am not sure, since I don't care about scary-looking artists.

u/Actedpie Jan 07 '26

How the fuck did this guy write wonderwall

u/HualtaHuyte Jan 07 '26

With a BIC biro... Duh

u/islandhopper420 Jan 11 '26

He didn’t

u/anthonyg1500 Jan 07 '26

ā€œThen who the hell have I been texting?!ā€ - Liam probably

u/appleparkfive Jan 08 '26

His old speed deal from the 90s, Ricky

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u/bqsa36731 Jan 07 '26

Frank is the long lost brother

u/EivorGOAT Jan 07 '26

ARTšŸ”„TIM BURTON

u/Nikwoj Jan 07 '26

WhatsApp Ricky sounds like the name of a drug dealer

u/ViewMD Jan 07 '26

yo who called me

u/Fun-Pirate-2020 Jan 07 '26

If only I put this much effort and dedication into my life....

u/ViewMD Jan 07 '26

What

u/Fun-Pirate-2020 Jan 07 '26

Making the pfp and stuff

u/ViewMD Jan 07 '26

I already had that

u/Fun-Pirate-2020 Jan 07 '26

A head of time.

u/ekpyroticflow Jan 07 '26

I don't know what's app with you

u/MintmanSupreme Jan 07 '26

What a zinger, I'm sure if he put that much creativity into his music What's the Story Morning Glory wouldn't put me to sleep you grossly overrated plastic paddy manc fuck.

u/Cooper-Willis Jan 08 '26

So you think my singing’s out of tone, well it makes me money

u/googoohaha Jan 10 '26

I like your book collections

u/Sunnyday1775 Jan 07 '26

It makes me supersonic

u/cumulobro Jan 08 '26

gimme gin and tonic

u/spyanryan4 Jan 07 '26

Yeah fuck this guy i never heard of fr

u/BeautyDuwang Jan 07 '26

His full Christian name is As Soon As Possible Rockwell

u/ukhaus bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Jan 07 '26

u/fatalityfun Jan 07 '26

jaw competition

u/appleparkfive Jan 08 '26

/uj

I laughed for a solid minute from this. Thanks

u/warriorsvsturkeys Jan 07 '26

Coming from the guy named after the watermelon smashing comedian.

u/GettinSodas Jan 07 '26

Tbh, in a British accent, I see how you could've heard "WhatsApp" 🤣

u/Chill_Panda Jan 07 '26

Liam Gallagher is such a prick I don’t even find WhatsApp Ricky funny

u/noOne000Br bought streams for French Montana Jan 07 '26

what he do?

u/Sheeverton Jan 07 '26

I'm pretty sure Liam himself would admit he is a bit of a cunt

u/Cooper-Willis Jan 08 '26

ā€œOver the years Noel’s turned into a massive cunt; see me, I’ve just stayed a cuntā€

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u/noOne000Br bought streams for French Montana Jan 07 '26

best thing to be controversial for these days

u/Impressive-Size2432 Jan 07 '26

I mean didn’t Liam choke his wife or smth? Something something domestic violence?

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u/Impressive-Size2432 Jan 07 '26

Yeah I’m on about that clip. Obvs don’t know the full context and stuff but think it’s important to bring up when discussing the guys character.

u/Able_Ambition8908 Jan 07 '26

Just a general knobhead, most stuff not cancellable as we know it to day (other than randomly tweeting ā€˜chingchong’ last year, mostly just being violent and rude to people

He does tweet like a 16 year old tumblr girl though

u/Bornwith2teeth Jan 07 '26

His god complex 🤮🤮🤮🤮

u/Dry_Understanding682 Jan 07 '26

All i know is that this liam was tapped in with rocky

u/CeeDy6 sharpest knife šŸ”Ŗ in the drawer Jan 07 '26

I thought he was called Facebook Roger

u/ShortandRatchet Jan 07 '26

Just straight up unfunny

u/c0mb00 Jan 07 '26

LIAM IS DUMB

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

WHATS APP?!

u/hoennfb Jan 08 '26

Basically when lil wayne thought 21 savage was a group of 21 rappers

u/cooler-name Jan 08 '26

Guy looks like epstein in a wig

u/OwMyCod Jan 07 '26

Who tf is Liam Gallagher

u/noOne000Br bought streams for French Montana Jan 07 '26

oasis

u/OwMyCod Jan 07 '26

So I guess this guy hasn’t been relevant in my lifetime

u/CxO38 Jan 07 '26

Only to the Bri'ish, so no

u/DatKekLuis69 Jan 27 '26

todaaaay is gonna be the daaayĀ 

u/zeeahh Jan 07 '26

Ha ha ha…..

u/HansDrumpf Jan 07 '26

Iceman can use that for his next diss šŸ˜

u/CatLordCayenne call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Jan 07 '26

Who tf is that? ASAP Rocky I mean

u/ekoekosheepnaut Jan 08 '26

they couldn’t find a worser pick than that lol, i remember when gordon ramsay made fun of his cut (very similar if not exact same one in this screenshot) on one of his shows and he admitted he was gonna shave it when he got home.

u/SquirrelSuch3123 Jan 08 '26

Now that I’m seeing this picture and I know it’s unrelated, but I wonder if morrissey will still have contributions on the new Rocky album.

Ik he’s said he was working with him in the past, but it’s been 3-5 years since that last statement and the album could’ve gone on another direction since then

u/DrBitchin Jan 08 '26

Now this is news

u/Trotsky_Enjoyer im gay (im happy) Jan 08 '26

Whatsapp Ricky flair, please!

u/Lost_Ad_8500 Jan 07 '26

That’s racist as hell they love to mispell joke around with our names

u/Fun-Pirate-2020 Jan 07 '26

Calm down imessage ricky.