r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Agreeable_Pain_6600 certified pedophile • Oct 29 '25

Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E The Goat is retiringšŸ˜­

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Eazy Es Spirit was a bit late

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u/BulletProofEnoch Oct 29 '25

First Drake gets retired by Kendrick, now this?

With the two GOAT whiteboy Canadian rappers finished, no one is safe

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u/AutoModerator Oct 29 '25

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/I_hate_usernames331 Oct 29 '25

Justin Bieber is still alive and heā€™s also a white Canadian rapper

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 Oct 30 '25

Lol Drake is still making hits and doing numbers, and Kendrick is nowhere to be found... but yeah keep on riding that hype train šŸ˜‚

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u/Ecstatic_Estimate_24 Oct 30 '25

put the fries in the bag lil bro

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 Oct 30 '25

šŸ˜‚ what??šŸ˜‚

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u/Electronic-Rule-8493 Oct 31 '25

Of course he is, he needs to make sure to produce tracks for every generation of highschool girls he plans to fuck

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 Oct 31 '25

You're right about one thing, his music will be played by many generations to come because his talents are unmatched, and he makes timeless works of art that are celebrated and enjoyed by people of all ages, classes, and races. He doesn't strictly make music for jobless black dudes in their 30s who gossip and spread rumors like bi#c#es but still act tough and think they're gangsters.

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u/Electronic-Rule-8493 Oct 31 '25

Make sure you wipe your lips off after that paragraph you wrote bud jesus christ lol

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 Oct 31 '25

That was two sentences my guy, not a paragraph. It probably took you a couple of minutes to finish it though, reading is hard huh?

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u/Electronic-Rule-8493 Oct 31 '25

Two sentences way too long. Was it hard to type all that with all that meat in your mouth? šŸ˜¬

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u/arturiian Oct 31 '25

Kendrick Lamar number 1šŸ”„ Mustard on the beat ho!!!